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Andrew Horn, thankful turkey
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Paralegal, occasional actor
If I'm not here, I'm probably scritching the dog.
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hi fashun baby, phantom girl with the most slaying design
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I have a plan to save movie theaters and it’s gonna work:

Double-price for phone-friendly showings. You can have your phone out the entire time, make calls, talk, bring young active children without fear of being judged.

Half-price for silent showings. Phone use gets you banned for six months.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Please note that our reps are not more informed or savvy or masterfully strategic than we are.

They’re just people, often extremely ill-informed, compromised, and arrogant.

Never take this kind of guff from these clowns.
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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That the vice president of the United States and new leader of the Republican Party welcomes a coalition with gutter antisemites and racists with outwardly genocidal politics feels like big news!
JD Vance now leads the GOP. And he wants the party to welcome Hitler lovers.
The VP wants peace with gutter racists who spew vile hatred at his wife. And the press refuses to reckon with what this means.
www.thefarce.org
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. It's already here in Canada. Men who feel like a woman will get free healthcare
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.

Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a

Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
🎶The coven's waitin'
For me and my gal
Hey, look! It's Satan!
For me and my gal🎶
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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SUPERVILLIAN'S WEARHOUSE
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Trump taking a victory lap because Walmart made their Thanksgiving meal smaller and crappier (and hence cheaper) is such a perfect encapsulation of his hucksterism
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I love how the Secretary of Health and Human Services, the guy in charge of our national well-being, runs away like a cartoon character the moment somebody needs medical help. The other Trump gargoyles at least attempt to look concerned. Kennedy sprints off camera.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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COLUMBO (1974) dir. David Lynch
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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so many good pictures out there
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
He really is decorating like it's one of his country clubs.
The only people entering the Oval Office through that entrance would be the President and someone walking with him. It's not a public entrance. Is he reminding himself where it is?
It’s like they wake up every day and ask themselves “how can we make this place look even cheaper and tackier and less historic?”
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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There wasn't much on the ballot here in Ohio. That all hits next year. A few victories worth noting as the dust settles.

In Cincy. JD Vance's brother was DESTROYED in the race for mayor, winning a laughable 4 precincts out of 190 (I'm guessing where all the cops live). Expected, but feelgood.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
PICTURED: Man with no knowledge of history.
Sen. Mike Rounds: "I think people want to see the trains run on time."
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM