J. Marttila
@balthusknot.bsky.social
Suomen rikoskirjailijoista se joka on eniten terminaalisesti online (he/them)
BORN TO SOLDIER/ TILLY IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1632 / I am pike man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD PEASANTS
Osta kirjat:
https://www.tammi.fi/kirjailija/jussi-marttila
BORN TO SOLDIER/ TILLY IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1632 / I am pike man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD PEASANTS
Osta kirjat:
https://www.tammi.fi/kirjailija/jussi-marttila
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Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick
February 20, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick
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*wille rydman palaa ministeriksi* kaikki wille rydman fanit: omg se on ephebo shitto!!!
February 20, 2026 at 1:16 PM
*wille rydman palaa ministeriksi* kaikki wille rydman fanit: omg se on ephebo shitto!!!
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Charges against Former Prince Andrew must be dropped if it’s determined that raping teenagers was an official act.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)
February 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Wild day at the Time Travel Bureau. Some time streamer from 2600 figured out you can whack Epstein without undoing the invention of time travel and it's fucking Fortnite on that island now. Jason over in Hiding Bigfoots got in trouble with the boss for sending a few of those bad boys to Bear Stearns
February 20, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Wild day at the Time Travel Bureau. Some time streamer from 2600 figured out you can whack Epstein without undoing the invention of time travel and it's fucking Fortnite on that island now. Jason over in Hiding Bigfoots got in trouble with the boss for sending a few of those bad boys to Bear Stearns
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You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?
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Puolueet, ekonomistikonsensus, media ja kansalaisten enemmistö ottavat nämä totuudet annettuna. Toki talouden romahdus mietityttää, mutta sille ei vain enää nähdä mitään vaihtoehtoa.
Tässä on velkapelon ultimaattinen lopputulos, jota vastaan olen turhaan yrittänyt 15 vuotta vääntää.
#yhteiskunta
Tässä on velkapelon ultimaattinen lopputulos, jota vastaan olen turhaan yrittänyt 15 vuotta vääntää.
#yhteiskunta
February 20, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Puolueet, ekonomistikonsensus, media ja kansalaisten enemmistö ottavat nämä totuudet annettuna. Toki talouden romahdus mietityttää, mutta sille ei vain enää nähdä mitään vaihtoehtoa.
Tässä on velkapelon ultimaattinen lopputulos, jota vastaan olen turhaan yrittänyt 15 vuotta vääntää.
#yhteiskunta
Tässä on velkapelon ultimaattinen lopputulos, jota vastaan olen turhaan yrittänyt 15 vuotta vääntää.
#yhteiskunta
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been pissy since learning about clavicular because in an early draft of something, I wrote a character who was a streamer who hated women so much he’d hit himself in the face with a hammer but I cut him early on because the concept was just a bit too fucking stupid.
Oops.
Oops.
February 20, 2026 at 7:07 AM
been pissy since learning about clavicular because in an early draft of something, I wrote a character who was a streamer who hated women so much he’d hit himself in the face with a hammer but I cut him early on because the concept was just a bit too fucking stupid.
Oops.
Oops.
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The next president should just immediately seize Trump's assets to the dollar value of all of these corrupt emoluments on the grounds that because emoluments are unconstitutional, the money was never Trump's in the first place.
Let him try to get them back in the civil asset forfeiture process.
Let him try to get them back in the civil asset forfeiture process.
Wow the exact same amount he was suing the IRS for. He just took it. Not only impeachable but [Redacted] as well.
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The next president should just immediately seize Trump's assets to the dollar value of all of these corrupt emoluments on the grounds that because emoluments are unconstitutional, the money was never Trump's in the first place.
Let him try to get them back in the civil asset forfeiture process.
Let him try to get them back in the civil asset forfeiture process.
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it's so funny to try to legitimize a moronic argument by claiming that it is supported by a growing movement of diverse thinkers and then you list the people who belong to that movement and every single one is stupid and/or racist
February 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
it's so funny to try to legitimize a moronic argument by claiming that it is supported by a growing movement of diverse thinkers and then you list the people who belong to that movement and every single one is stupid and/or racist
Changing my name to Jan Guilloutine to sell more books
February 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Changing my name to Jan Guilloutine to sell more books
Come on, baby, eat the rich
Put the bite on the son of a bitch
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Put the bite on the son of a bitch
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Mun nuorempina vuosina oli sellainen FB-kulttuuri, että postailtiin vaan biisien lyriikoita silleen vähän salamyhkäisesti ilman kontekstia. Haluaisin uudelleen herättää sen henkiin.
February 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Come on, baby, eat the rich
Put the bite on the son of a bitch
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Put the bite on the son of a bitch
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
Come on, baby, and eat the rich
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Always flashing back to Goblinworks closing and then being followed by Dancey posting photos to Facebook of his beach vacation that followed.
I guess he's due for another beach trip.
I guess he's due for another beach trip.
Oh man, is it time for some motherfuckin Ryan "The Steve Jobs of MMO Marketing" Dancey? Anyway, check this shit out
medium.com/@kaitave/wha...
medium.com/@kaitave/wha...
February 19, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Always flashing back to Goblinworks closing and then being followed by Dancey posting photos to Facebook of his beach vacation that followed.
I guess he's due for another beach trip.
I guess he's due for another beach trip.
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Klassikko liittyen Kokoomuksen toimintaan maan johdossa.
Fiksua politiikkaa mutta vain osakkeenomistajille. Muut maksavat.
Fiksua politiikkaa mutta vain osakkeenomistajille. Muut maksavat.
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Klassikko liittyen Kokoomuksen toimintaan maan johdossa.
Fiksua politiikkaa mutta vain osakkeenomistajille. Muut maksavat.
Fiksua politiikkaa mutta vain osakkeenomistajille. Muut maksavat.
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Come on down to listen to me interrogating @jordanharper.bsky.social why he's so damn good!
If you're in LA, or have access to a plane or other type of vehicle, come out to Vroman's in Pasadena on April 30th, where I'll be talking with @blacktopkid.bsky.social for the launch of A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE. Come through.
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February 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Come on down to listen to me interrogating @jordanharper.bsky.social why he's so damn good!
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I have bought seven cameras that cost 8,000 dollars a piece but no I will NOT buy butter from the store, I HAVE to churn that shit
February 18, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I have bought seven cameras that cost 8,000 dollars a piece but no I will NOT buy butter from the store, I HAVE to churn that shit
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I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants
February 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I live a trad life, living off the land simply, because living natural is the best way. If you want to know how to live off the land simply and without technology, please watch my TikTok videos and join the discord, I also stream on Twitch every Thursday where I scream at women who wear pants
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Hobbes proved to his readers that everyone still feared violence even though they lived in society by the incredibly obvious rhetorical point that they still went armed everywhere
There is no better way to broaden your mind than to read old books and see what strange things the authors took for granted, and what questions they had yet to answer, and what things were possible in their world that are inconceivable in ours.
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 19, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Hobbes proved to his readers that everyone still feared violence even though they lived in society by the incredibly obvious rhetorical point that they still went armed everywhere
reminder:
Raimo Puolimatka joka tunnetaan lähinnä terminaalitason Turun taudista on yksi Petteri Orpon tärkeimmistä taustavoimista täälläpäin.
Raimo Puolimatka joka tunnetaan lähinnä terminaalitason Turun taudista on yksi Petteri Orpon tärkeimmistä taustavoimista täälläpäin.
February 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
reminder:
Raimo Puolimatka joka tunnetaan lähinnä terminaalitason Turun taudista on yksi Petteri Orpon tärkeimmistä taustavoimista täälläpäin.
Raimo Puolimatka joka tunnetaan lähinnä terminaalitason Turun taudista on yksi Petteri Orpon tärkeimmistä taustavoimista täälläpäin.
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i want it to sting that this is coming from me, specifically. the girl who thinks creed made some points is looking at your new toy and saying, no, that’s just too fucking stupid for me
February 18, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i want it to sting that this is coming from me, specifically. the girl who thinks creed made some points is looking at your new toy and saying, no, that’s just too fucking stupid for me
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im not falling for ‘you can’t just scold gen AI hobbyists’ like ive fallen for so many ‘be diplomatic and patient with idiots’es before. no. if they can’t live without this machine that’s trying to put me out of a job theyre dumb as a box of hair. like they’re clearly not worried about offending ME!
February 18, 2026 at 2:36 AM
im not falling for ‘you can’t just scold gen AI hobbyists’ like ive fallen for so many ‘be diplomatic and patient with idiots’es before. no. if they can’t live without this machine that’s trying to put me out of a job theyre dumb as a box of hair. like they’re clearly not worried about offending ME!
Katariina Souri jokaisessa somessa:
February 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Katariina Souri jokaisessa somessa:
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mRNA vaccines, solar revolution, EV takeover, digital independence?? If you start from the premise that tech is defined by one social class in one country (and that this tech is the future) you'll narrow your vision to nothing. Terrible piece.
is there a technology that "the left" is excited about?
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
The left is missing out on AI
As a movement, it has largely refused to engage seriously with AI, ceding debate about a threat and opportunity to the right
www.transformernews.ai
February 18, 2026 at 11:42 AM
mRNA vaccines, solar revolution, EV takeover, digital independence?? If you start from the premise that tech is defined by one social class in one country (and that this tech is the future) you'll narrow your vision to nothing. Terrible piece.
Sama juttu kuin aina ennenkin:
Poliitikko joka sanoo että köyhien pitäisi vaan mennä töihin, voisi kokeilla itse joskus tehdä töitä, koska käytännössä kukaan niistä ei koskaan ole ollut oikeissa töissä
Poliitikko joka sanoo että köyhien pitäisi vaan mennä töihin, voisi kokeilla itse joskus tehdä töitä, koska käytännössä kukaan niistä ei koskaan ole ollut oikeissa töissä
February 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Sama juttu kuin aina ennenkin:
Poliitikko joka sanoo että köyhien pitäisi vaan mennä töihin, voisi kokeilla itse joskus tehdä töitä, koska käytännössä kukaan niistä ei koskaan ole ollut oikeissa töissä
Poliitikko joka sanoo että köyhien pitäisi vaan mennä töihin, voisi kokeilla itse joskus tehdä töitä, koska käytännössä kukaan niistä ei koskaan ole ollut oikeissa töissä
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Walking through Bluesky with a megaphone, shouting "Boy, I wish one of my mutual followers made vector maps!!" and jingling a big sack with a dollar sign on it. Everybody trying to do "vote blue no matter who" discourse in early 2026 groans at my shit
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Walking through Bluesky with a megaphone, shouting "Boy, I wish one of my mutual followers made vector maps!!" and jingling a big sack with a dollar sign on it. Everybody trying to do "vote blue no matter who" discourse in early 2026 groans at my shit
