Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events
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What I'm saying is...
They can't impeach him no matter what he does 'cause it ain't peach season. He's two steps ahead, T.
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
They can't impeach him no matter what he does 'cause it ain't peach season. He's two steps ahead, T.
Mets got too many infielders now, T.
January 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Mets got too many infielders now, T.
He's called Claude, he's a lil French guy who lives in your phone and tells you what to do, like Napoleon.
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
He's called Claude, he's a lil French guy who lives in your phone and tells you what to do, like Napoleon.
They're jerkin' off in Waymos, T. There's nobody else in there, so they're beatin' it. Sick shıt.
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
They're jerkin' off in Waymos, T. There's nobody else in there, so they're beatin' it. Sick shıt.
The feds are clippin' regular Americans for no reason now, not just Italians. We were right about them all along, T.
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The feds are clippin' regular Americans for no reason now, not just Italians. We were right about them all along, T.
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Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.
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Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?
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Tonight your mother's ringin' in the New Year with my ding dong.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tonight your mother's ringin' in the New Year with my ding dong.
I'm losin' my fantasy football championship. My guys played bad on purpose. It ain't fair, T.
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm losin' my fantasy football championship. My guys played bad on purpose. It ain't fair, T.
Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yeah T, I know it's Christmas Eve. Nah, I can't make it. I'm in Venezuela tryin' ta get our oil back.
I'm the new first baseman, T.
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm the new first baseman, T.
The boss says Europe ain't our friend anymore, not even Italy. The old country's out, T.
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The boss says Europe ain't our friend anymore, not even Italy. The old country's out, T.
You never hear about the pilgrims anymore, T. It's because they sailed with Columbus.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You never hear about the pilgrims anymore, T. It's because they sailed with Columbus.
He's old, he's usin' the autopen, and grocery prices are up. Trump's basically Joe Biden, T.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
He's old, he's usin' the autopen, and grocery prices are up. Trump's basically Joe Biden, T.
I should run for office, T. Low-profile, maybe comptroller, somethin' like that. Lotta money in this shıt.
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I should run for office, T. Low-profile, maybe comptroller, somethin' like that. Lotta money in this shıt.
Trump's too broke to feed poor people, T. Says it's an emergency.
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Trump's too broke to feed poor people, T. Says it's an emergency.
I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.
Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
Chuck Schumer's kind of a pussy, T.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Chuck Schumer's kind of a pussy, T.
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His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.
My SNAP benefits ran out, T.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My SNAP benefits ran out, T.
Maybe Isaac Chotiner could interview you, Christopher.
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Maybe Isaac Chotiner could interview you, Christopher.
I got my Halloween costume on, T. Nah, not a baseball player — I'm a loser.
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I got my Halloween costume on, T. Nah, not a baseball player — I'm a loser.