Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events
@moltisantithots.bsky.social
What I'm saying is...
I should run for office, T. Low-profile, maybe comptroller, somethin' like that. Lotta money in this shıt.
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I should run for office, T. Low-profile, maybe comptroller, somethin' like that. Lotta money in this shıt.
Trump's too broke to feed poor people, T. Says it's an emergency.
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Trump's too broke to feed poor people, T. Says it's an emergency.
I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I've been taking my drinks neat, T. Because fuck ICE.
Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Shut the fuck up about Mamdani bein' a communionist or a socialite or whatever. I don't wanna hear it no more. He's the boss now.
Chuck Schumer's kind of a pussy, T.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Chuck Schumer's kind of a pussy, T.
Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cuomo hired me to say Mamdani's people beat me up, T.
My SNAP benefits ran out, T.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My SNAP benefits ran out, T.
Maybe Isaac Chotiner could interview you, Christopher.
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Maybe Isaac Chotiner could interview you, Christopher.
I got my Halloween costume on, T. Nah, not a baseball player — I'm a loser.
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I got my Halloween costume on, T. Nah, not a baseball player — I'm a loser.
Everything thing I post on here is off the record, T. I use signals.
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Everything thing I post on here is off the record, T. I use signals.
We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.
George Santos is back on the streets. He's already earning, T.
October 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
George Santos is back on the streets. He's already earning, T.
I'm startin' a GoFundMe, T. For Mark Sanchez.
October 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm startin' a GoFundMe, T. For Mark Sanchez.
Maybe we gotta find a new team, T.
September 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Maybe we gotta find a new team, T.
Portland's at war, T. Against Seattle I think.
September 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Portland's at war, T. Against Seattle I think.
They keep carvin' shit into bullets, but where'd they get all the tiny instruments for it, T?
September 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
They keep carvin' shit into bullets, but where'd they get all the tiny instruments for it, T?
Comedy's legal again, T.
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Comedy's legal again, T.
It's called the Rapture -- Andreesen and Thiel made it up to get stupid people to off themselves. Fewer mouths to feed, T.
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's called the Rapture -- Andreesen and Thiel made it up to get stupid people to off themselves. Fewer mouths to feed, T.
Tom Homan's envelope is light this week, T.
September 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tom Homan's envelope is light this week, T.
Can't even say that Charlie Kirk got offed by a MAGA Republican no more without getting canceled. It ain't right, T.
September 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can't even say that Charlie Kirk got offed by a MAGA Republican no more without getting canceled. It ain't right, T.
The kid who offed Kirk was a Republican, T. Streets are saying inside job.
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The kid who offed Kirk was a Republican, T. Streets are saying inside job.
Once the real Epstein letter came out, they had to do something drastic! Wake up, T!
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Once the real Epstein letter came out, they had to do something drastic! Wake up, T!
You should try doin' good posts instead of shitty ones. You never know, you might like it better.
September 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You should try doin' good posts instead of shitty ones. You never know, you might like it better.
At least he died doin' what he loved, T -- bein' real racist.
September 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
At least he died doin' what he loved, T -- bein' real racist.
France needs a new prime minister, T.
September 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
France needs a new prime minister, T.