Ettin
@ettin.itch.io
Award-winning TTRPG creator · Twitter moderator · God-fearing snake milker · Wrote Hard Wired Island, Wetrunner, VKILLER, Breakfast Cult, etc. · https://linktr.ee/ettin64
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Ettin
@ettin.itch.io
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Coming soon: Hard Wired Island: Second Gig
A full-length sourcebook for the Hard Wired Island RPG.
www.kickstarter.com
Seems like a good time to announce that when my current project wraps up I'll be crowdfunding HARD WIRED ISLAND: SECOND GIG, a full-length expansion for my retrofuture cyberpunk RPG:
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Cozy fantasy story about an adventurer who decides to retire and pursue their dream of assassinating the royal family. No gods no masters
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Cozy fantasy story about an adventurer who decides to retire and pursue their dream of assassinating the royal family. No gods no masters
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Invented a new genre I call "cozy cyberpunk". It's got all the cool aesthetics of cyberpunk without the uncomfortable political stu—wait a second
November 16, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Invented a new genre I call "cozy cyberpunk". It's got all the cool aesthetics of cyberpunk without the uncomfortable political stu—wait a second
Bond has already battled against another version of himself in Epic Rap Battles of History and people there come back from the dead all the time. I don't see the problem.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bond has already battled against another version of himself in Epic Rap Battles of History and people there come back from the dead all the time. I don't see the problem.
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Cover reveal for Mud Ghost Estate Redux! 👻
Mud Ghost Estate is a TTRPG inspired by folklore and urban legends of Hong Kong, where you play as teenagers in the 90s exploring a haunted public housing estate.
Launching soon on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...
Mud Ghost Estate is a TTRPG inspired by folklore and urban legends of Hong Kong, where you play as teenagers in the 90s exploring a haunted public housing estate.
Launching soon on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Cover reveal for Mud Ghost Estate Redux! 👻
Mud Ghost Estate is a TTRPG inspired by folklore and urban legends of Hong Kong, where you play as teenagers in the 90s exploring a haunted public housing estate.
Launching soon on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...
Mud Ghost Estate is a TTRPG inspired by folklore and urban legends of Hong Kong, where you play as teenagers in the 90s exploring a haunted public housing estate.
Launching soon on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...
World of Warcraft is doing a rerun event for the Legion expansion but I don't think it can fully recreate my Legion experience (doing an Antorus raid with a streamer friend whose guildmates apparently needed multiple reminders not to shout slurs "ironically")
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
World of Warcraft is doing a rerun event for the Legion expansion but I don't think it can fully recreate my Legion experience (doing an Antorus raid with a streamer friend whose guildmates apparently needed multiple reminders not to shout slurs "ironically")
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I read it, it whips
Releasing my second experiment in branching into fiction in a little over a week. This one is "what if the Hard Wired Island guy got into litRPG". My third project is also normal
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I read it, it whips
Releasing my second experiment in branching into fiction in a little over a week. This one is "what if the Hard Wired Island guy got into litRPG". My third project is also normal
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Releasing my second experiment in branching into fiction in a little over a week. This one is "what if the Hard Wired Island guy got into litRPG". My third project is also normal
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So, I get several scam emails like this a day, but there's something special about a man wanting to write articles about casinos and sports betting whose fake name is Robert Poverty.
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So, I get several scam emails like this a day, but there's something special about a man wanting to write articles about casinos and sports betting whose fake name is Robert Poverty.
Been playing more Root lately
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Been playing more Root lately
Dick Cheney, Lowtax, and Kanzi the bonobo hugging it out in Heaven 🙏👼🐵
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dick Cheney, Lowtax, and Kanzi the bonobo hugging it out in Heaven 🙏👼🐵
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You’re a “leftist?” Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer “running lessons” in EverQuest where you’d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I don’t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
You’re a “leftist?” Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer “running lessons” in EverQuest where you’d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I don’t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital
PowerWash Simulator only they get into my ears Fantastic Voyage-style
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
PowerWash Simulator only they get into my ears Fantastic Voyage-style
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heh. more sportsball? uh... i see you're all obsessing over sports ball tonight. oh you're watching the Sports? [puts down gamepad and slides it across the table towards you and raises one eyebrow] Have you heard of a game called Dark Souls 2? Its not actually very good.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
heh. more sportsball? uh... i see you're all obsessing over sports ball tonight. oh you're watching the Sports? [puts down gamepad and slides it across the table towards you and raises one eyebrow] Have you heard of a game called Dark Souls 2? Its not actually very good.
Made a channel in my Discord called secret-cow-level where you can only post media from the 2000s. I'm celebrating my birthday month in style
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Made a channel in my Discord called secret-cow-level where you can only post media from the 2000s. I'm celebrating my birthday month in style
Back when Warcraft players actually used the realm forums, there was a PvPer in mine who loved to trash-talk and made wild claims all the time. I started saving his old posts and replying to new ones with whichever one contradicted him. By the end he was screaming at me to kill myself. Miss that guy
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Back when Warcraft players actually used the realm forums, there was a PvPer in mine who loved to trash-talk and made wild claims all the time. I started saving his old posts and replying to new ones with whichever one contradicted him. By the end he was screaming at me to kill myself. Miss that guy
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Realising I should have made sure I had the installers for the Affinity programs I bought
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Realising I should have made sure I had the installers for the Affinity programs I bought
Making a second account that just quotes all my posts with "This Post Is Incredible" thumbnails
reaction porn is the lowest form of entertainment, this cloying hyperbolic purile trend chasing braindead garbage must stop. im declaring war. where are the fucking college professors or like human people who can discuss this album in intelligent terms
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Making a second account that just quotes all my posts with "This Post Is Incredible" thumbnails
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The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
Doing some planning for my Spelljammer campaign. I have two problems:
1. I need to define more of the cultures on the PCs' homeworld, including the homeland of the elves
2. I'm a big fan of Warcraft elves
1. I need to define more of the cultures on the PCs' homeworld, including the homeland of the elves
2. I'm a big fan of Warcraft elves
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Doing some planning for my Spelljammer campaign. I have two problems:
1. I need to define more of the cultures on the PCs' homeworld, including the homeland of the elves
2. I'm a big fan of Warcraft elves
1. I need to define more of the cultures on the PCs' homeworld, including the homeland of the elves
2. I'm a big fan of Warcraft elves
If you're running an RPG campaign, a great thing to do is to maintain some kind of journal of characters the PCs meet but also to give them star rankings like they were gacha game characters
October 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If you're running an RPG campaign, a great thing to do is to maintain some kind of journal of characters the PCs meet but also to give them star rankings like they were gacha game characters
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time to go to sleep!
Here's some totally out of context text from a TTRPG sourcebook! If you can guess which one it is or respond with "dragon, what the fuck" you win a prize!
Here's some totally out of context text from a TTRPG sourcebook! If you can guess which one it is or respond with "dragon, what the fuck" you win a prize!
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
time to go to sleep!
Here's some totally out of context text from a TTRPG sourcebook! If you can guess which one it is or respond with "dragon, what the fuck" you win a prize!
Here's some totally out of context text from a TTRPG sourcebook! If you can guess which one it is or respond with "dragon, what the fuck" you win a prize!