Ettin (latest fad)
@ettin.itch.io
Award-winning TTRPG creator · Writer · Twitter moderator · God-fearing snake milker · Wrote Zettamall, Hard Wired Island, Wetrunner, VKILLER, Breakfast Cult, etc. · https://linktr.ee/ettin64
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Ettin (latest fad)
@ettin.itch.io
· Jan 1
Coming soon: Hard Wired Island: Second Gig
A full-length sourcebook for the Hard Wired Island RPG.
www.kickstarter.com
Hard Wired Island: Second Gig will finally be dropping on Kickstarter this month. More setting, more character options, more retrofuture cyberpunk. This time we've got scenarios set in The Distant Future Of 2025
Weird return-to-tradition "when did buildings stop looking like this" guy but he's posting pics of the World Trade Center
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Weird return-to-tradition "when did buildings stop looking like this" guy but he's posting pics of the World Trade Center
Passed 420 followers on the Second Gig pre-KS page. How do I contact 1Up.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Passed 420 followers on the Second Gig pre-KS page. How do I contact 1Up.com
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why i want fame from writing?
Not just for the money.
But mainly so i can live knowing that somewhere out there is some guy who did a chud post, and is mortified because his favorite author came outta nowhere to post "did your wife fart in your mouth before you wrote that" at him in response.
Not just for the money.
But mainly so i can live knowing that somewhere out there is some guy who did a chud post, and is mortified because his favorite author came outta nowhere to post "did your wife fart in your mouth before you wrote that" at him in response.
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
why i want fame from writing?
Not just for the money.
But mainly so i can live knowing that somewhere out there is some guy who did a chud post, and is mortified because his favorite author came outta nowhere to post "did your wife fart in your mouth before you wrote that" at him in response.
Not just for the money.
But mainly so i can live knowing that somewhere out there is some guy who did a chud post, and is mortified because his favorite author came outta nowhere to post "did your wife fart in your mouth before you wrote that" at him in response.
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Hard-Wired Island x {Pathfinder/Daggerheart/Draw Steel} for a cyberpunk MMO isekai story.
Here you actually alternate between systems, telling the stories of the people in RL (HWI) and the stories of their characters in the MMO (action fantasy game of choice).
Here you actually alternate between systems, telling the stories of the people in RL (HWI) and the stories of their characters in the MMO (action fantasy game of choice).
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Hard-Wired Island x {Pathfinder/Daggerheart/Draw Steel} for a cyberpunk MMO isekai story.
Here you actually alternate between systems, telling the stories of the people in RL (HWI) and the stories of their characters in the MMO (action fantasy game of choice).
Here you actually alternate between systems, telling the stories of the people in RL (HWI) and the stories of their characters in the MMO (action fantasy game of choice).
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Here's one for my TTRPG followers: I'm making a list of Things 5E Players Do and I need some ideas. Unserious answers only. I'm thinking of stuff like "walking face-first into a gelatinous cube" and "getting railed by a dragon"
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Here's one for my TTRPG followers: I'm making a list of Things 5E Players Do and I need some ideas. Unserious answers only. I'm thinking of stuff like "walking face-first into a gelatinous cube" and "getting railed by a dragon"
Here's one for my TTRPG followers: I'm making a list of Things 5E Players Do and I need some ideas. Unserious answers only. I'm thinking of stuff like "walking face-first into a gelatinous cube" and "getting railed by a dragon"
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Here's one for my TTRPG followers: I'm making a list of Things 5E Players Do and I need some ideas. Unserious answers only. I'm thinking of stuff like "walking face-first into a gelatinous cube" and "getting railed by a dragon"
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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in the neopets tabletop roleplaying game you can kill level 4 bandits to steal their magic bracelet that their boss doesn't even want cause its too faggy
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
in the neopets tabletop roleplaying game you can kill level 4 bandits to steal their magic bracelet that their boss doesn't even want cause its too faggy
If you need something to do this weekend might I recommend reading and sharing the webnovel I've been writing, with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of—
ZETTAMALL: A Sci-Fi LitRPG
"Welcome to the ZETTAMALL®, the universe's greatest shopping experience!"
William Tombaugh was looking forward to a normal Saturday: finish a shift at one of Sydney's worst supermarkets, go home, play...
www.royalroad.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
If you need something to do this weekend might I recommend reading and sharing the webnovel I've been writing, with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of—
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Sitting down to make an Official Neopets TRPG, taking out a copy of D&D5E and staring at it thoughtfully for 16 hours before crossing out "Gelatinous Cube" and writing "Blopple" next to it, I make 100 billion neopoints and get a card that says I can now legally duplicate items
February 6, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Sitting down to make an Official Neopets TRPG, taking out a copy of D&D5E and staring at it thoughtfully for 16 hours before crossing out "Gelatinous Cube" and writing "Blopple" next to it, I make 100 billion neopoints and get a card that says I can now legally duplicate items
Pleased to announce that I've taken over development of the Neopets TTRPG. We're going to refocus and create the game everyone actually wants: a neopet cooking game
February 7, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Pleased to announce that I've taken over development of the Neopets TTRPG. We're going to refocus and create the game everyone actually wants: a neopet cooking game
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We're in a real dark era for games where you can capture the flag.
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
We're in a real dark era for games where you can capture the flag.
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the neopets ttrpg kickstarter is going great
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
the neopets ttrpg kickstarter is going great
Going for a long, relaxing walk. Pumping music through my headphones and letting my mind drift away, freed by the melody. Hitting Next Track to skip that one song on the album everyone pretends doesn't exist (you know the one)
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Going for a long, relaxing walk. Pumping music through my headphones and letting my mind drift away, freed by the melody. Hitting Next Track to skip that one song on the album everyone pretends doesn't exist (you know the one)
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i was just watching these with friends a couple nights ago, erik is so funny. i also think about this one comment pretty often
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 AM
i was just watching these with friends a couple nights ago, erik is so funny. i also think about this one comment pretty often
D&D campaign with elastic continuity like Mad Max/The Simpsons. Once an adventure arc is complete the PCs can change their class/background/etc a little and everyone acts as if that's how they always were. Sometimes dead people come back for no reason. Frank Grimes is there
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
D&D campaign with elastic continuity like Mad Max/The Simpsons. Once an adventure arc is complete the PCs can change their class/background/etc a little and everyone acts as if that's how they always were. Sometimes dead people come back for no reason. Frank Grimes is there
Second Gig pre-launch campaign page is coming up on 350 backers. That's great, but I really want to push this thing as much as possible. It might be time to explore the darker arts (sending "check this shit out" promo emails to strangers)
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Second Gig pre-launch campaign page is coming up on 350 backers. That's great, but I really want to push this thing as much as possible. It might be time to explore the darker arts (sending "check this shit out" promo emails to strangers)
Thinking about getting some art done for the major NPCs in my D&D campaign. I've been using placeholder portraits in my notes but they can't all be video game characters and VTubers with big honkers
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thinking about getting some art done for the major NPCs in my D&D campaign. I've been using placeholder portraits in my notes but they can't all be video game characters and VTubers with big honkers
Sweating profusely as I search the Epstein files for Elminster
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Sweating profusely as I search the Epstein files for Elminster
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The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
I think I can make it
February 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I think I can make it
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you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]
billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?
PCs killed the sentient yaoi paddle by reforging it into a weaker staff. One of the spells it has now is Borrowed Knowledge, which you could possibly interpret as remnants of its magic brain. Just another day in the dungeon
Today's Spelljammer session was great. The PCs assassinated an archmage who worked for a fascist theocracy and stole his royal treasure, a staff of power/sentient yaoi paddle. They're going to destroy it because the paddle is a bigot and doesn't speak to women. Just another day in the dungeon
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
PCs killed the sentient yaoi paddle by reforging it into a weaker staff. One of the spells it has now is Borrowed Knowledge, which you could possibly interpret as remnants of its magic brain. Just another day in the dungeon