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it's flat! find me also primarily at flatluigi.tumblr.com as well as being flatluigi on like every other social site you can think of. they/them please and thank you
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goty stuff is always a little tough for me because a mix of brain probalos and general chronical illness that saps my energy means i spend a lot more of my time intending to play things than actually playing through anything, but I think I'm going to make a little thread about my picks
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Valve announce limited edition blue Steam Machine, “It is a piece of Andalite technology that the Yeerks do not have,” Gabe explained, “A technology that enables us to pass unnoticed in many parts of the universe - the power to
morph. We have never shared this power. But your need is great.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
the funniest part of there being a new final pam video (series??) is that none of the discords I'm in reacted until I made sure to mention it was a new video
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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NieR Automata genuinely might be one of the most important game releases of all time explicitly because of how it directly inspired DXVK, yes.

www.digitaltrends.com/computing/ni...
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Tired: She was just riffing on a Johnny Cash lyric and they should have caught that and let it slide.

Wired: Bluesky was right to suspend Sarah Kendzior for what she said.

Inspired: Everybody should block Sarah Kendzior for being a doomer cognitohazard and then none of this matters.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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it's cool that the GBA's poor lighting led to an aesthetic centered around the upper third of the brightness dial
Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, Game Boy Advance)
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Green chun li
#StreetFighter
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
congratulations to all the furries happy to see off model generically hot bowser canonicized
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Can’t believe it’s been 10 years

youtu.be/ORfJUG8_DAM?...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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@landfall.se and @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social profile pictures look at each other’s that’s so cute 🥺🥹🫶🏻
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Despite the actual actor only appearing in two episodes of the series, the memetic concept of "Don Knotts" has powerfully tied itself to the Scooby-Doo franchise, to the degree that even without the involvement of Knotts, they simply keep inventing new Don Knottses
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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i spoke to LOADS of people about this very recently, and the only people using it regularly were the dipshits in charge
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Yeah, this is a point that is increasingly lost under the mire of sludge. I feel for all the OG proc gen folk and the OG game AI programmers who now have to explain "No, not that kind of AI" every time..
A big reason proc gen feels so different to AI in spite of superficial similarities is exactly this!!

Proc Gen systems reflect the interests and creative preferences of the tool makers, whereas AI is catch-all sludge that reflects no specific point of view. It’s not remotely the same!
In case anyone ever asks, I *have* written a material generator and a music generator for Eldritch 2, but that's not AI. That's me taking all the things I personally know about those things, and writing my own tools to make the process a little faster and easier for myself. It's still 100% me, baby.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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I have had this in my head for a solid day now and can finally go to sleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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hardest decision ive ever had to fucking make in this game dude. fuck. shit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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crunching the data in my mentions, and it seems the responses fall into 5 distinct categories:

- side-eye/sad-eye/wide-eye "what you doin human"
- complete indifference
- exit room out of annoyance
- come closer to figure out what that sound is
- clearly, it's now time to lick my butt
hi, can you do me a favor?

take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them

thank you, this is for science

here is my contribution
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Friendly tip for folks. My discord got hacked yesterday and my computer was acting funky ever since. Turns out it was malware installed through a blender file I bought as part of an asset pack on CG Trader. I didn’t know blender files were being used this way, but I figured I’d spread the word.
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Congratulations to the PWI Women's Pro Wrestling #1 and #2, Mercedes Moné + "Timeless" Toni Storm!

Take a look at some more of the cover shoot for this monumental ranking!
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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"What if we kissed at the top of the PWI250?"
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).

I hate this.
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.

"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM