Ettin
@ettin.itch.io
Award-winning TTRPG creator · Twitter moderator · God-fearing snake milker · Wrote Hard Wired Island, Wetrunner, VKILLER, Breakfast Cult, etc. · https://linktr.ee/ettin64
[steepling my fingers as I give this serious consideration in light of the game's current sociopolitical situation] Hot ones?
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
[steepling my fingers as I give this serious consideration in light of the game's current sociopolitical situation] Hot ones?
5 years of British school. Tea making, discussing the weather, saying shit like "nadgers"
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
5 years of British school. Tea making, discussing the weather, saying shit like "nadgers"
Apologies to people who followed me for my good posts and not for the board game Root destroying my brain. I swear these are killing it in the board game group chat.
(Love playing otters though)
(Love playing otters though)
![STOP BUYING RIVERFOLK SERVICES
- OTTERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN FUNDS
- YEARS OF TRADING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BUYING MERCENARIES
- Wanted a card anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called SWAP MEET
- "Yes please give me A BOAT RIDE. Please give me AN AMBUSH" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Riverfolk have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the trading posts we built for them (This is REAL Root done by REAL Riverfolk):
[three images of Riverfolk getting a lot of warriors and winning the game, captioned with rows of question marks]
"Hello I would like [two bird tokens] cards please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4uphegozmuvgh3h5i2nmaro/bafkreial7tgrft3mts77a76rfz36rfk42kdu22mdtym7qez45ifqtraslu@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Apologies to people who followed me for my good posts and not for the board game Root destroying my brain. I swear these are killing it in the board game group chat.
(Love playing otters though)
(Love playing otters though)
I wasn't the only rando recruited to fill the raid and when the guy saying most of the slurs found out one of the randos was a girl he also started "ironically" posting shirtless selfies in the discord. Unfortunately WoW has no cringe resistance
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I wasn't the only rando recruited to fill the raid and when the guy saying most of the slurs found out one of the randos was a girl he also started "ironically" posting shirtless selfies in the discord. Unfortunately WoW has no cringe resistance
Back of book quote right there 😤
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Back of book quote right there 😤
Reviews from beta readers so far include "this rules", "give me more I'm invested" and "more fluids than I was expecting"
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reviews from beta readers so far include "this rules", "give me more I'm invested" and "more fluids than I was expecting"
Changing the title every day is working out great. Laying pit traps for millennials
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Changing the title every day is working out great. Laying pit traps for millennials
Insurgents are fun. Sometimes it's good to play a game that is like 80% about territory control and say "you know what nah"
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Insurgents are fun. Sometimes it's good to play a game that is like 80% about territory control and say "you know what nah"
I need these calories to have the energy to transport bananas. I do cool and legal science experiments that require loads of radioactive material and I need millions of bananas to make enough. If only there was a better way
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I need these calories to have the energy to transport bananas. I do cool and legal science experiments that require loads of radioactive material and I need millions of bananas to make enough. If only there was a better way