bacon$upreme
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bacon$upreme
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software engineer. TFT, Tekken player. bi, he/him
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Fun foray into internet illiteracy: when reading commentary on this article, do you think the writer and the readers agree on what the "This" in the title refers to?
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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さあ、いよいよ!
Let's go Dodgers!!!!
いけ〜
#ドジャース #Dodgers
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I think this is easily in the top 10 of most cursed shit I ever drew, so of course I will have to inflict it on you guys-
September 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I live just south of the Mason Dixon and every now and then like to wear my "Don't Make Me Come Down There Again" Sherman tshirt in public and hoo boy you would not believe how bonkers mad some people get
you know what is totally cool to say? It is totally cool to say that every last confederate officer should have been hanged and every last plantation owner dispossessed and hanged after the civil war. It is totally cool to say it. it has no correlation with how you feel about politics in the present
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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I love unnecessarily sexy statues. My favorite being Thirst Trap Lincoln from the LA County Superior Courthouse.
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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*inventing clam chowder* Hey guys, you know those slugs that live in the rocks on the beach? We should put those in some kind of hot milk soup
September 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Gangster getting sent to sensitivity training after falsely accusing the furry IT guy of being a dirty rat
September 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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wrote about the “national conservative” vision for america
Opinion | They Don’t Want to Live in Lincoln’s America
www.nytimes.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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When there was positive economic data under Biden, the New York Times told us to worry, with headlines like:
“Why a Strong U.S. Economy Is Making Stock Investors Jittery”
and
“Inflation Has Been Easing Fast, but Wild Cards Lie Ahead”
But when there is worrisome data under Trump, NYT reassures us:
August 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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This is a beautiful garment.

Let me show you what makes it special. 🧵
August 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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chili should have beans. do not listen to texans
August 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed
August 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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You sure about this, Google?
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Listen pal if you’re going to be a 30 year old baby you’re going to need to have a Bluesky account
An Ohio couple says that they have welcomed a baby boy who was born from an embryo that was frozen in 1994, making him the “world’s oldest baby”
Baby born from embryo frozen over 30 years ago
An Ohio couple says they have welcomed a baby boy who was born from an embryo that was frozen over 30 years ago.
abcnews.go.com
August 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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All airports occupy the same liminal space. And if you can just find the right nondescript hallway, you can actually simply walk between them.
July 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The worst part is this has been actively cultivated by leadership through embracing the filibuster/omnibus bill dichotomy. It's really hard to know what's going on when maybe One Bill That Solves Problems is passed in a year.
This is what happens when you have a populace that is broadly civically illiterate. The average voter knows next to nothing about the issues that surround the immigration process, and doesn't care to learn. They want paternalistic politicians who they don't have to monitor or hold to account.
The American people will rise up with one voice in the next election, and declaim proudly and true: "We demand a militarized universal deportation program that involves no violence and has no economic impact! And we want it NOW!"
June 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM