Custy McCustyface
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Gizz + Phish, stickers, lot life, shove your bootstraps up your bussy, free free free Palestine
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Here they are, the Four Horsemen of making me cry at 90s comedy series
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
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RC: GEESE AT PARAMOUNT!!! 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
RC: GEESE AT PARAMOUNT!!! 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
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i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best
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Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
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November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
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Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
Here they are, the Four Horsemen of making me cry at 90s comedy series
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Here they are, the Four Horsemen of making me cry at 90s comedy series
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Because my right to be myself isn't dependent on imperialism, it's actually at contention with that. It's an insult to conflate those things for that reason.
Say it wasn't, in some instance. I don't care. You don't get to use our identities as a shield to murder people.
Say it wasn't, in some instance. I don't care. You don't get to use our identities as a shield to murder people.
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Because my right to be myself isn't dependent on imperialism, it's actually at contention with that. It's an insult to conflate those things for that reason.
Say it wasn't, in some instance. I don't care. You don't get to use our identities as a shield to murder people.
Say it wasn't, in some instance. I don't care. You don't get to use our identities as a shield to murder people.
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Every journalist could have walked out of that room, in solidarity. They should know by now, that job doesn't care about you. Their employer will settle a suit they could win just to please that man and get other business through. Perhaps we're all little piggies, heading to slaughter.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Every journalist could have walked out of that room, in solidarity. They should know by now, that job doesn't care about you. Their employer will settle a suit they could win just to please that man and get other business through. Perhaps we're all little piggies, heading to slaughter.
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No more liberal bullshit
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No more liberal bullshit
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smearing 1s and 0s into my face until the chatbot i'm trying to sleep with accepts me as one of its own.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
smearing 1s and 0s into my face until the chatbot i'm trying to sleep with accepts me as one of its own.
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you dated Laura Ingraham AND Kyrsten Sinema, dude
the list of people allowed to act smug about this one is incredibly long but you still aren’t on it
the list of people allowed to act smug about this one is incredibly long but you still aren’t on it
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
you dated Laura Ingraham AND Kyrsten Sinema, dude
the list of people allowed to act smug about this one is incredibly long but you still aren’t on it
the list of people allowed to act smug about this one is incredibly long but you still aren’t on it
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I love mess but man this whole thing underlines how much it sucks that all the worst journalists somehow end up with flashy high-paying media jobs
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love mess but man this whole thing underlines how much it sucks that all the worst journalists somehow end up with flashy high-paying media jobs
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GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
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a distraught donald trump has commandeered a tanker truck carrying 11,000 gallons of gasoline and is currently leading police on a high speed chase down I-295
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
a distraught donald trump has commandeered a tanker truck carrying 11,000 gallons of gasoline and is currently leading police on a high speed chase down I-295
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Spent his life preparing for this moment and he’s not remotely prepared. Democrats need to stop trying to win a Republican primary.
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Spent his life preparing for this moment and he’s not remotely prepared. Democrats need to stop trying to win a Republican primary.
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RIP angel
Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
RIP angel
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It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile