Kate
@askatewouldhaveit.com
Shopping editor, silk pillowcase user, Fresca aficionado, Oxford comma elitist. I haven’t seen Pulp Fiction. Please stop asking.
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Kate
@askatewouldhaveit.com
· May 2
Mentally I’m in a google doc I never titled
He concert-held the HR lady during Yellow and now his wife has to hear that song every time she’s in a CVS
July 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
He concert-held the HR lady during Yellow and now his wife has to hear that song every time she’s in a CVS
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The title of my book about bookies is "You Bet Jurassic." There are also some dinosaurs in it.
July 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The title of my book about bookies is "You Bet Jurassic." There are also some dinosaurs in it.
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“I Said Something Weird Again” is the title of my book.
Confessions of a Woman Who Tried to Love an Iguana Once
Confessions of a Woman Who Tried to Love an Iguana Once
July 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“I Said Something Weird Again” is the title of my book.
Confessions of a Woman Who Tried to Love an Iguana Once
Confessions of a Woman Who Tried to Love an Iguana Once
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fondue? oh you mean fancy dunkaroos
July 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
fondue? oh you mean fancy dunkaroos
Cheating during a Coldplay song is bad but cheating during EVERY Coldplay song is actually a felony
July 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Cheating during a Coldplay song is bad but cheating during EVERY Coldplay song is actually a felony
You, an adult: Sometimes just typing out the long text message helps to release your anger
Me, a person like myself: Also hitting ‘send’ helps a lot for me
Me, a person like myself: Also hitting ‘send’ helps a lot for me
July 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You, an adult: Sometimes just typing out the long text message helps to release your anger
Me, a person like myself: Also hitting ‘send’ helps a lot for me
Me, a person like myself: Also hitting ‘send’ helps a lot for me
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As a man who fears only hippies and dinosaurs, this might just be the most terrifying sentence I've ever read.
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
As a man who fears only hippies and dinosaurs, this might just be the most terrifying sentence I've ever read.
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hey i noticed you haven’t been eating shredded cheese out of the bag lately. are you perhaps feeling delightful
June 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
hey i noticed you haven’t been eating shredded cheese out of the bag lately. are you perhaps feeling delightful
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There is no situation where you would say "guys" that the gender neutral "sussy bakas" won't work instead.
June 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
There is no situation where you would say "guys" that the gender neutral "sussy bakas" won't work instead.
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How it feels to have executive dysfunction
June 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How it feels to have executive dysfunction
Thomas Jefferson: life liberty happiness etc etc
John Adams: what’s etc etc
Thomas Jefferson: ok I’m not doing this with you right now
John Adams: what’s etc etc
Thomas Jefferson: ok I’m not doing this with you right now
June 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Thomas Jefferson: life liberty happiness etc etc
John Adams: what’s etc etc
Thomas Jefferson: ok I’m not doing this with you right now
John Adams: what’s etc etc
Thomas Jefferson: ok I’m not doing this with you right now
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I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you.
June 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I would walk barefoot over hot koalas for you.
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Ruin a Tolstoy novel by changing 587287 words
June 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ruin a Tolstoy novel by changing 587287 words
John Hancock: can we hurry this up my hand hurts
Ben Franklin: maybe don’t sign it like you’re headlining Coachella
Ben Franklin: maybe don’t sign it like you’re headlining Coachella
June 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
John Hancock: can we hurry this up my hand hurts
Ben Franklin: maybe don’t sign it like you’re headlining Coachella
Ben Franklin: maybe don’t sign it like you’re headlining Coachella
We’re a country based on tradition and that’s why this American flag bikini has been passed down from my great grandmother
June 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
We’re a country based on tradition and that’s why this American flag bikini has been passed down from my great grandmother
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get yourself a girl who vibrates with such intensity that it creates an audible hum and if you try to touch her it flays the flesh from your fingertips
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
get yourself a girl who vibrates with such intensity that it creates an audible hum and if you try to touch her it flays the flesh from your fingertips
Out here shopping for grapevine trellises like an asshole
June 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Out here shopping for grapevine trellises like an asshole
My next-door neighbor mows his lawn so often it’s like he’s hiding something in it.
June 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My next-door neighbor mows his lawn so often it’s like he’s hiding something in it.
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they should invent a good thing that happens to me
June 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
they should invent a good thing that happens to me
The guy who wants you to shave every day is not your soulmate
June 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The guy who wants you to shave every day is not your soulmate
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It's not a chore if you don't do it.
June 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's not a chore if you don't do it.
One again I have found the perfect jumpsuit online that fits my entire aesthetic only to learn it’s for a 3yo named Brielle who owns a balance bike
June 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
One again I have found the perfect jumpsuit online that fits my entire aesthetic only to learn it’s for a 3yo named Brielle who owns a balance bike
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(strolls into men’s wearhouse) hello!
how much to keep all my mens here
how much to keep all my mens here
December 17, 2024 at 6:10 PM
(strolls into men’s wearhouse) hello!
how much to keep all my mens here
how much to keep all my mens here
[walking into a courtroom]
I see pled people
I see pled people
[walking up to front windows of a closed Joanne Fabrics]
I see thread people
I see thread people
[walking into a bakery]
I see bread people.
I see bread people.
June 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
[walking into a courtroom]
I see pled people
I see pled people