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Kate
@askatewouldhaveit.com
Shopping editor, silk pillowcase user, Fresca aficionado, Oxford comma elitist. I haven’t seen Pulp Fiction. Please stop asking.

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Imagine spending $600 on your daughter’s prom look & then some 17yo kid named Bronxton shows up to take her looking like this
May 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
FINALLY a safe space for men to start every piece with ‘Webster’s Dictionary defines…’ Is the long-term plan just Joe Rogan and a typewriter?
May 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
In 1987 there was no bigger threat to your safety than getting caught touching the rain lamp in your grandmother’s formal living room
April 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
April 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’ve seen a thousand PR pitches but this is top tier
November 14, 2024 at 5:41 PM