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𝒂𝒔𝒉 💖 ; 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐯 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐫.
@ashiisms.bsky.social
italian-american gal from new jersey, now living in australia. 37. she/her. has strong opinions about trainwreck reality shows & the sims. balatro addict.

❤️happily married to @dollaryydoos.bsky.social
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January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Review of Spider-Man: Double Identity is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/spider...
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

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Hi, I'm Karen! Ash's Mom! No, really, my name is Karen. The Primordial Karen. The blueprint for every gen-x white woman who gets off on making service workers cry!

And I tried to kill Ash at least twice!
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm bacterial meningitis when I was a baby. My husband is severe asthma that lead to ICU stays, and our kid is massive holes in his heart that were repaired when he was 9 weeks old.

None of us would be alive if we'd been born 10 years earlier.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm subway doors in France that don't have a protocol to automatically reopen when someone gets caught between the doors and am infamous for killing several people every year because of it. :)

(My brothers pulled me out lol)
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
it's always been crazy to me that this wasn't a smash hit. i think it was before its time. it would have been right at home on 'future nostalgia.' a nu disco masterpiece. and i love that cowbell. impeccable production.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7CT...
THE TING TINGS - "Wrong Club" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Ting Tings
www.youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
bart simpson supports the people's princess, luigi mangione. 💖
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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If you've never seen the Hasselhoff Hooked on a Feeling music video, please watch the insanity and enjoy! 😎
I had no idea he'd done a cover of this song until @allisonpregler.bsky.social 's new Baywatching video and, taking her advice, looked up the video, and holy shit how have I never seen this before?
Witness the glory!
David Hasselhoff - Hooked On A Feeling (1997)(Official Video 1080p)
YouTube video by Joe Simonetta
www.youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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”and have failed to meet the basic duty of a public artist: to perform for all people,"

Bing Crosby refused to play at a venue unless Louis Armstrong was given equal billing.

The Beatles refused to play segregated venues.
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
he loves the rope toys @dollaryydoos.bsky.social & i got him for christmas soooooo much. 😭
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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My top 10 songs of 2025:

1. FUFN- Jade
2. Leave Me Alone- Renee Rapp
3. Everybody Scream- Florence + The Machine
4. Nobody's Son- Sabrina Carpenter
5. How Bad Do U Want Me- Lady Gaga
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
'secret lives of mormon wives' is popular enough that our version of burger king here in australia has a mixed soda menu definitely based off swig's menu.

so, i finally got to try a dirty soda.

these mormon bitches are onto something.
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
every hilary duff choreo moment is like watching someone act out what it feels like to move in a dream. (complimentary.)

youtube.com/shorts/eDATa...
A compilation of Hilary Duff’s most iconic dances #hilaryduff #hilary #choreography
YouTube video by Mathias Werner
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December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i was in pain all day, found out shitty blood test results, and dealt with multiple abusive clients. today was a catastrophe. the only bright spot was @dollaryydoos.bsky.social, who is a queen.
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
the amount of resentment i feel at my own body for failing me over and over is immense. i know i've done nothing wrong. but i'm just so angry at myself all the time. i feel so beat down and pathetic.
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Here's that attention you asked for, Bari.
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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That's just DePilglio.
December 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I don't think "hey Mexico, lucha libre sucked until WWE legitimized it" is a particularly good way to market AAA, to be honest.
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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bring back the lemonade and disconnect the robot that kills you
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
finding out kendra-who-fell-in-love-with-her-psychiatrist is a massive swiftie is the least surprising reveal of all time.
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM