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Phelous
@phelous.bsky.social
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I was born and a number of events occurred which have lead up to this moment... still!
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Phelous @phelous.bsky.social · 6d
Finally it's time for Silent Hill 2 to get a horrible movie adaptation!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyXL...
Return to Silent Hill
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
In 1994, Tobey Maguire starred in a bizarre children's film full of swearing, violence, and an evil doll. It's insane. Our video all about it is on Patreon Early Access!
www.patreon.com/movienights
The thumbnail for our video on Revenge of the Red Baron. Phelan and I stare in shock at Tobey Maguire and a bizarre evil doll. The text reads: TOBEY MAGUIRE VS. EVIL TOY
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
I reviewed ALL of Baywatch Season 8, so here's all FIVE HOURS in one handy video! Please share! 🌴☀️🐬
youtu.be/PF8nYZemLqE
The thumbnail for my Baywatch Season 8 video. Six sexy lifeguard women pose together in their red bathing suits with sunglasses. The text says: "Baywatching: Reviewing. Every. Season 8. Episode."
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 AM
phelous.bsky.social
Bootleg Zones on Magic Wand is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/magic-...
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
phelous.bsky.social
Finally it's time for Silent Hill 2 to get a horrible movie adaptation!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyXL...
Return to Silent Hill
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
phelous.bsky.social
Return to Silent Hill review is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/return...
Return to Silent Hill | Phelous
Get more from Phelous on Patreon
www.patreon.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
phelous.bsky.social
*sigh* I saw it...
Review coming soon.
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Our lifeguard pals take a cruise to Alaska, where there's lots of product placement...and a surprise wedding??? A new Baywatching is now public, please share!
youtu.be/_UpeVyogpZI
The thumbnail for Baywatching: White Thunder at Glacier Bay. Neely smiles in a wedding dress. Behind her is a Princess Cruise ship!
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 AM
phelous.bsky.social
Star Bear review is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/sebast...
January 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
phelous.bsky.social
Who needs Pokemon Lego or Mega Bloks when you have uhhh... whatever this is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbTS...
Fake Lego Jigglypuff - Bootleg Zones
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Hobie wins a contest for a dream trip on Princess Cruises courtesy of Alaska Airlines! Somehow a jewelry heist factors into this. A new Baywatching is now public, please share!
youtu.be/wI_qIzwgW8U
The thumbnail for Baywatching: Bon Voyage. Hobie smirks in the foreground. Donna, Lani, and Neely pose in swimsuits by a rock.
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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marzgurl.com
My online closed captioning and subtitle editing portfolio now has a dedicated page for reading about commissioning closed captions for your own video projects (so now you don't have to go to tumblr to read about it anymore). If I can help you with a project, let's talk!
Kaylyn Saucedo - Closed Caption and Subtitle Editor
Kaylyn Saucedo's professional portfolio for closed caption and subtitle editing
kaylynsaucedo-cc.carrd.co
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Yet another woman is obsessed with Mitch. Meanwhile, Newmie has a diabetic nephew! A new Baywatching is now public, please share!
youtu.be/3tykU-uv9gk
The thumbnail for Baywatching: Diabolique. Newmie smiles in the foreground. Behind him is a set of photo booth pictures featuring Neely's baby and a mysterious woman with red hair.
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
phelous.bsky.social
Bootleg Zones on "Connection Bkocks" Jigglypuff is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/fake-l...
Fake Lego Jigglypuff - Bootleg Zones | Phelous
Get more from Phelous on Patreon
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January 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
phelous.bsky.social
The writer better wipe that stupid smile off his face...
testzero.bsky.social TestZero @testzero.bsky.social · 23d
Phelous deciding who to blame for his bad jokes.
Phelous pointing at Phelous, one labeled The Editor, one labeled The Writer.
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
phelous.bsky.social
It's Double Identity, the episode where Spider-Man points at himself!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJFB...
Spiderman - The Meme Episode
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
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January 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Our Baywatch crew must be quarantined after being exposed to a lethal dose of Jeff Altman. A new Baywatching is now public!
youtu.be/WxItfgMKBHc
The thumbnail for Baywatching: Quarantine. Jeff Altman smiles obnoxiously in front of April, who poses with a defibrillator in a bikini.
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Cole returns for the underwhelming 150th episode spectacular! Meanwhile, Q is a trucker. The latest Charmed Rewind is up! #NotADeMon #StuckWithTheDinks #StuckWithTheStinks #ThisIsRidiculous
youtu.be/ew7L2RIiFsI
The thumbnail for our podcast on the Charmed episode "The Seven Year Witch." Cole is in the foreground while Trucker Q smirks in the back.
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
phelous.bsky.social
Review of Spider-Man: Double Identity is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/spider...
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Our lifeguard pals take a cruise to Alaska, where there's lots of product placement...and a surprise wedding??? The newest Baywatching is on Patreon Early Access!
www.patreon.com/cw/movienights
The thumbnail for Baywatching: White Thunder at Glacier Bay. Neely smiles in a wedding dress. Behind her is a Princess Cruise ship!
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 AM
phelous.bsky.social
"Yay, now with Gen AI we can finally create fake behind the scenes clips from Home Alone where they have a shit ton of green screens!"
What a time to be alive.
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
phelous.bsky.social
Arrow's UHD BluRay set of Ninja Turtles finally gives these movies a bunch of special features!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=te9k...
TMNT Arrow Box Set
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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darianbelmont.bsky.social
@phelous.bsky.social I don’t use BlueSky much, but I figured this would be the best place to post my fan art of Phelous. Been a fan since 2014, and has given me some of my favorite in-jokes over the last decade.
December 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Yet another woman is obsessed with Mitch. Meanwhile, Newmie has a diabetic nephew! A new Baywatching is on Patreon Early Access!
www.patreon.com/cw/movienights
The thumbnail for Baywatching: Diabolique. Newmie smiles in the foreground. Behind him is a set of photo booth pictures featuring Neely's baby and a mysterious woman with red hair.
December 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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smrtphonrtistcf.bsky.social
I'm....soo sorrry

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December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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pinkie-dawn.bsky.social
I burst out laughing when the short played that one song from that VHS TMNT Christmas special in the end credits. Anyone who watches @phelous.bsky.social will get why. 🤣
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM