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Phelous
@phelous.bsky.social
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I was born and a number of events occurred which have lead up to this moment... still!
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Phelous @phelous.bsky.social · 4d
I came across a promo Garfield VHS for an old Embassy Suites sweepstakes for travel agencies this is Garfield: In Search of the Suite Life!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZbK...
Garfield: LOST MEDIA FOUND
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Grams Bear must fight her greatest nemesis: an evil pie maker who makes the world crabby with his Crabby Apple Pies. Brave Heart Lion plots to take over the Care Bears. My review of the Care Bears' profoundly strange Thanksgiving special is up on Patreon Early Access!
www.patreon.com/cw/movienights
The thumbnail for my video. Share Bear cringes at Brave Heart Lion's dump truck ass. Grams Bear is being baked into a pie in the background. The text reads "CARE BEAR PIE!"
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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phelous.bsky.social
I came across a promo Garfield VHS for an old Embassy Suites sweepstakes for travel agencies this is Garfield: In Search of the Suite Life!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZbK...
Garfield: LOST MEDIA FOUND
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
phelous.bsky.social
I came across a promo Garfield VHS for an old Embassy Suites sweepstakes for travel agencies this is Garfield: In Search of the Suite Life!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZbK...
Garfield: LOST MEDIA FOUND
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
I guess eventually I had to talk about Star Trek's stupid space hippie episode. My video all about it is now public, please share!
youtu.be/bnaxqPZuD54
The thumbnail for my video on Star Trek's "The Way to Eden." Annoying space hippies sing folk songs while Kirk screams in the foreground.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Sliders - Luck of the Draw review is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/slider...
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
phelous.bsky.social
Garfield: In Search of the Suite Life is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/garfie...
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Craig and April get together, and Mitch complains about their age gap relationship while also dating someone two decades younger than him. Newest Baywatching is now public! Pretty spooky, huh folks?
youtu.be/j7lcMIKyisM
My thumbnail for Baywatching: Surf City. Mitch side-eyes a romantic Craig and April.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Can Ted E Bear save the world from a monster invasion or will he just say they're nothing and not to worry about it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHXj...
The Great Bear Scare
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
phelous.bsky.social
Jack O Lanterns, that's right!
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
In the final Halloweentown movie, they recast Marnie and added a whole bunch of other things no one asked for. Yay! Our vid all about it is now public, please share!
youtu.be/zrdZ1QXupj8
The thumbnail for our video on Return to Halloweentown. Kimberly J. Brown and Sara Paxton stand side by side as we react in shock in the foreground. The text reads: THEY RECAST MARNIE?!
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
phelous.bsky.social
The Great Bear Scare is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/great-...
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Remember Star Trek's SUPER ANNOYING space hippie episode? Unfortunately, I had to talk about it. Catch the vid on Patreon Early Access!
www.patreon.com/cw/movienights
The thumbnail for my video on Star Trek's "The Way to Eden." Annoying space hippies sing folk songs while Kirk screams in the foreground.
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Mitch and Cody get trapped in a sunken boat. Meanwhile, Neely and baby live with Mitch. Baywatching: Countdown is now public, please share!
youtu.be/dryxmRbzb_U
My thumbnail for Baywatching: Countdown. Neely in curlers makes a goofy face. Mitch and Cody are trapped in a sunken boat and looking serious.
October 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
phelous.bsky.social
Silent Hill f takes place no where near Silent Hill but does it deliver a Silent Hill like experience?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yCN...
Silent Hill f
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
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October 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Silent Hill f review is now on the Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/silent...
October 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Just how far WILL the Taylors go to declare themselves king or queen of Halloween?! We watched and ranked EVERY SINGLE Home Improvement Halloween episode! It's now public, please share! #HomeImprovement #Halloween
youtu.be/aQHp_SMBMmM
The thumbnail for our video. Phelan and I scream in front of a Home Improvement promotional photo. Bats fly across the picture.
October 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
phelous.bsky.social
All of the Mortal Kombat Defenders of the Realm reviews in one video!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xdU...
Mortal Kombat Defenders of the Realm - EVERY EPISODE REVIEWED
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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The movie itself apparently, trying to get it cleared...
number1karenfanboy.bsky.social Oz "Karen Plankton Lover" Pardo @number1karenfanboy.bsky.social · 29d
@phelous.bsky.social what kinda shout factory content was in there, anyway?
October 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Craig and April start a romance, but Dr. Shark has returned to put a stop to it. The Baywatching on No Way Out is now public, please share!
youtu.be/98Nq34ktWCU
My thumbnail for Baywatching: No Way Out. Craig and April smile at each other. Dr. Shark (a shark in a doctor's coat) sits sinisterly between them.
October 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Yes, I've gotten every ending in it now and I and currently writing the script for my review.
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Antonio Sabato Jr. shows up to kidnap Prue. Prue says that he's a dreamer, but he's not the only one. Our latest #CharmedRewind is now up! #Mopster #WetVac #NumberTwoDemon
youtu.be/iOBH-dJYJ5g
The thumbnail for the Charmed Rewind on "Give Me a Sign": OnlyPheebs. Shannen Doherty and Antonio Sabato Jr. get romantic while a sweaty Alyssa Milano avoids a creepy Sweaty Alyssa Milano Fetishist.
October 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
Was Halloweentown High really necessary? Our look at the third (disappointing) Halloweentown movie is on Patreon Early Access!
www.patreon.com/cw/movienights
The thumbnail for our review of Halloweentown High. The cast poses in the background. I lean to the side with a smile and Phelan holds up some nunchaku. We're dressed as Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler in Jurassic Park. The text reads "NORMAL KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL"
October 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I drew, Pumpkinweenie! It doesn't look very good? Oh well, at least I tried! @phelous.bsky.social

Rotting pumpkin piece of shi-
Pumpkinweenie from Halloweenie. Don't know it? It's an old Phelous thing.
October 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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allisonpregler.bsky.social
We did another one! Mermaids and ghost dogs! The duende???
phelous.bsky.social Phelous @phelous.bsky.social · Sep 30
Find out if mermaids, shower dogs and horrible footage can phase out of our dimension to Christmas light world!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-6D...
DEBUNKING Paranormal Videos (Mermaid, Ghost Dog)
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
phelous.bsky.social
Find out if mermaids, shower dogs and horrible footage can phase out of our dimension to Christmas light world!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-6D...
DEBUNKING Paranormal Videos (Mermaid, Ghost Dog)
YouTube video by Phelan Porteous
www.youtube.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM