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@ashiisms.bsky.social
italian-american gal from new jersey, now living in australia. 37. she/her. has strong opinions about trash tv and the sims.
❤️happily married to @dollaryydoos.bsky.social
❤️happily married to @dollaryydoos.bsky.social
bruce springsteen, mika, florence + the machine, renee rapp, and orville peck all released new music this week. a lot of other things suck; but good music helps.
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
bruce springsteen, mika, florence + the machine, renee rapp, and orville peck all released new music this week. a lot of other things suck; but good music helps.
new orville peck album coming on november 14th! let's fucking go!!!
October 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
new orville peck album coming on november 14th! let's fucking go!!!
i have a major doctor's appointment tomorrow and i'm stressed!
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
i have a major doctor's appointment tomorrow and i'm stressed!
like, this is genuinely the most hilarious way this thing could have been found. he's been saying with his whole chest that it didn't exist for years. there were even rumors it was stolen. but, nah, apparently, he just misplaced it. incredible.
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
like, this is genuinely the most hilarious way this thing could have been found. he's been saying with his whole chest that it didn't exist for years. there were even rumors it was stolen. but, nah, apparently, he just misplaced it. incredible.
𝐄 𝐋 𝐄 𝐂 𝐓 𝐑 𝐈 𝐂
𝐍 𝐄 𝐁 𝐑 𝐀 𝐒 𝐊 𝐀
𝐍 𝐄 𝐁 𝐑 𝐀 𝐒 𝐊 𝐀
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
𝐄 𝐋 𝐄 𝐂 𝐓 𝐑 𝐈 𝐂
𝐍 𝐄 𝐁 𝐑 𝐀 𝐒 𝐊 𝐀
𝐍 𝐄 𝐁 𝐑 𝐀 𝐒 𝐊 𝐀
watched "good boy." give that dog a fucking oscar immediately!!
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
watched "good boy." give that dog a fucking oscar immediately!!
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!
ELECTRIC NEBRASKA!!!!
ELECTRIC NEBRASKA!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!
ELECTRIC NEBRASKA!!!!
ELECTRIC NEBRASKA!!!!
we're two days away from 'electric nebraska' and i'm not going to be normal about this.
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
we're two days away from 'electric nebraska' and i'm not going to be normal about this.
lord of the ties.
October 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
lord of the ties.
i will!!!! i love her so much.
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
i will!!!! i love her so much.
the culprit:
"YOU. WILL. PET. ME. OR. ELSE. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, MOTHER."
"YOU. WILL. PET. ME. OR. ELSE. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, MOTHER."
October 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
the culprit:
"YOU. WILL. PET. ME. OR. ELSE. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, MOTHER."
"YOU. WILL. PET. ME. OR. ELSE. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, MOTHER."
my cat when she wants attention but i'm working on something and my hands aren't free:
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
my cat when she wants attention but i'm working on something and my hands aren't free:
i think i've developed an allergy to chilli flakes and it sucks so fucking much. i love spicy food. i use them in my meatball/tomato gravy recipe. this is such fucking bullshit.
September 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i think i've developed an allergy to chilli flakes and it sucks so fucking much. i love spicy food. i use them in my meatball/tomato gravy recipe. this is such fucking bullshit.
prince maxibon looking down upon us peasants from his throne.
August 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
prince maxibon looking down upon us peasants from his throne.
axel is an ally. 🏳️🌈
August 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
axel is an ally. 🏳️🌈
he's talking about drinking actual gasoline. this is not a metaphor. he NEEDS to drink premium unleaded.
August 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
he's talking about drinking actual gasoline. this is not a metaphor. he NEEDS to drink premium unleaded.
second season of 'twisted metal,' you have bewitched me - body and soul.
August 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
second season of 'twisted metal,' you have bewitched me - body and soul.
I LOVE MY WIFE. (also, our doctor is the biggest sweetheart.)
August 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I LOVE MY WIFE. (also, our doctor is the biggest sweetheart.)
yes!!!!!!!! a win for the sapphics!!! RENEE RAPP SUMMER, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO.
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
yes!!!!!!!! a win for the sapphics!!! RENEE RAPP SUMMER, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO.
i love chappell roan; but her new song isn't for me. :/ also, the verses are "somewhere only we know" by keane, note-for-note.
i want her to succeed and have a decade-spanning career. i think going away for a while to perfect her second album would be smart. 'the giver' did nothing for me either.
i want her to succeed and have a decade-spanning career. i think going away for a while to perfect her second album would be smart. 'the giver' did nothing for me either.
August 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i love chappell roan; but her new song isn't for me. :/ also, the verses are "somewhere only we know" by keane, note-for-note.
i want her to succeed and have a decade-spanning career. i think going away for a while to perfect her second album would be smart. 'the giver' did nothing for me either.
i want her to succeed and have a decade-spanning career. i think going away for a while to perfect her second album would be smart. 'the giver' did nothing for me either.
rest in peace, aunt meryl. i hope you and grandma are together in whatever comes after this world.
my grandmother (who raised me) is on the left. in the middle of my aunt jeannie. aunt meryl is on the right.
my grandmother (who raised me) is on the left. in the middle of my aunt jeannie. aunt meryl is on the right.
July 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
rest in peace, aunt meryl. i hope you and grandma are together in whatever comes after this world.
my grandmother (who raised me) is on the left. in the middle of my aunt jeannie. aunt meryl is on the right.
my grandmother (who raised me) is on the left. in the middle of my aunt jeannie. aunt meryl is on the right.