Andrew Sapperstein
@asapperstein.bsky.social
Mostly sports stuff
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hope you're prepared for me to talk about Max Bredeson whenever a fullback is mentioned for the next 30 years
October 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
hope you're prepared for me to talk about Max Bredeson whenever a fullback is mentioned for the next 30 years
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not a surprising outcome but the coaches’ refusal to give the team a chance is a rather big concern
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
not a surprising outcome but the coaches’ refusal to give the team a chance is a rather big concern
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Fining Michigan is a hilarious way for Stalionsgate to end. Oh wow a chance for Michigan to point out that it's rich, how harsh. Should've also made the entire coaching staff sit through a doc on the Spanish-American War
August 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fining Michigan is a hilarious way for Stalionsgate to end. Oh wow a chance for Michigan to point out that it's rich, how harsh. Should've also made the entire coaching staff sit through a doc on the Spanish-American War
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gotta fundraise off it now too
August 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
gotta fundraise off it now too
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My alma mater's athletic department practicing Shut the Fuck Up Friday brings me joy
August 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My alma mater's athletic department practicing Shut the Fuck Up Friday brings me joy
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Unsurprised but still pleased that the leaders and best know not to take notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy
NEW: From the NCAA's report on Michigan:
"… the true scope and scale of the scheme—including the competitive advantage it conferred—will never be known due to individuals’ intentional destruction and withholding of materials and information."
"… the true scope and scale of the scheme—including the competitive advantage it conferred—will never be known due to individuals’ intentional destruction and withholding of materials and information."
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Unsurprised but still pleased that the leaders and best know not to take notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy
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TIRED: calling your significant other your “partner” (corporate, unsexy, suggests romance is about matching laundry schedules)
WIRED: calling your significant other “pardner” (Gold Rush-coded, earns respect in the saloons of Buzzard Gulch, we ride at dawn to capture Blackjack Brett McShane)
WIRED: calling your significant other “pardner” (Gold Rush-coded, earns respect in the saloons of Buzzard Gulch, we ride at dawn to capture Blackjack Brett McShane)
May 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
TIRED: calling your significant other your “partner” (corporate, unsexy, suggests romance is about matching laundry schedules)
WIRED: calling your significant other “pardner” (Gold Rush-coded, earns respect in the saloons of Buzzard Gulch, we ride at dawn to capture Blackjack Brett McShane)
WIRED: calling your significant other “pardner” (Gold Rush-coded, earns respect in the saloons of Buzzard Gulch, we ride at dawn to capture Blackjack Brett McShane)
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DRACULA MUSICAL
May 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
DRACULA MUSICAL
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The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.
January 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.
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oh my god this is delightful
oh please watch and enjoy
British Highschoolers Try Biscuits and Gravy for the First Time!
YouTube video by JOLLY
youtu.be
January 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
oh my god this is delightful
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TikTok thread while we got it go
January 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
TikTok thread while we got it go
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I know it’s a very 2011 thing to live tweet a breakup but I need to share this from a couple in the blue ridge winery tasting room in the poconos:
Her: “I feel like I’m being gaslighted”
Him: “Gaslit”
Her: “I feel like I’m being gaslighted”
Him: “Gaslit”
January 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I know it’s a very 2011 thing to live tweet a breakup but I need to share this from a couple in the blue ridge winery tasting room in the poconos:
Her: “I feel like I’m being gaslighted”
Him: “Gaslit”
Her: “I feel like I’m being gaslighted”
Him: “Gaslit”
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YOU: [foolish, uneducated] this game proves Alabama should not have made the playoff
ME: [wise, learned, on the CFP committee] this game proves Michigan should have made the playoff
ME: [wise, learned, on the CFP committee] this game proves Michigan should have made the playoff
December 31, 2024 at 6:12 PM
YOU: [foolish, uneducated] this game proves Alabama should not have made the playoff
ME: [wise, learned, on the CFP committee] this game proves Michigan should have made the playoff
ME: [wise, learned, on the CFP committee] this game proves Michigan should have made the playoff
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Infinitely cooler than every bowl game announcer pouting about transfers as if the previous bowl's announcers didn't deliver the same speech
This is my favorite thing Jim Mora has done this month. He understands the reality of the current game, embraces it, and congratulates his players who get a great opportunity for themselves after being great for UConn.
December 29, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Infinitely cooler than every bowl game announcer pouting about transfers as if the previous bowl's announcers didn't deliver the same speech
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There should never be any neutral-site college football games except for the annual national championship in the Rose Bowl
my feeling watching the pregame scenes this weekend is that nothing before the semifinals should ever be at a bowl site again, and probably it should just be the national championship game. bowls, we appreciate your service and your watch has ended
December 22, 2024 at 1:09 AM
There should never be any neutral-site college football games except for the annual national championship in the Rose Bowl
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New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
We're in the thick of holiday party season, and I have some thoughts on the matter. Specifically, thoughts on what foods are good or bad to eat while standing up.
(This one's free. Come check out the ACBN!)
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/foods-eate...
We're in the thick of holiday party season, and I have some thoughts on the matter. Specifically, thoughts on what foods are good or bad to eat while standing up.
(This one's free. Come check out the ACBN!)
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/foods-eate...
Foods Eaten While Standing Up, Rated
It's holiday party season and I have thoughts on the subject
actioncookbook.substack.com
December 10, 2024 at 12:36 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
We're in the thick of holiday party season, and I have some thoughts on the matter. Specifically, thoughts on what foods are good or bad to eat while standing up.
(This one's free. Come check out the ACBN!)
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/foods-eate...
We're in the thick of holiday party season, and I have some thoughts on the matter. Specifically, thoughts on what foods are good or bad to eat while standing up.
(This one's free. Come check out the ACBN!)
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/foods-eate...
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Timothee Chalamet's picks were perfect until the SEC Championship, which he picked incorrectly.
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
December 8, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Timothee Chalamet's picks were perfect until the SEC Championship, which he picked incorrectly.
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
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I can't stop thinking about how funny it is that the actual College Football Playoff National Championship game was only the third most satisfying victory for Michigan fans this calendar year
When Michigan won the Rose Bowl, I feared it’d destroy my emotional connection to college football. After skydiving, a trampoline doesn't give you a rush anymore — that sort of thing.
13-10 in Columbus, though? That was pure schadenfreude. And it felt fantastic.
247sports.com/college/mich...
13-10 in Columbus, though? That was pure schadenfreude. And it felt fantastic.
247sports.com/college/mich...
I didn't see this coming: My postgame thoughts from The 'Shoe after Michigan stunned Ohio State
Field-level observations and commentary from the Wolverines' shocking upset over the Buckeyes.
247sports.com
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I can't stop thinking about how funny it is that the actual College Football Playoff National Championship game was only the third most satisfying victory for Michigan fans this calendar year
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BTW Michigan actually had a postgame win expectancy of 51% this afternoon. Not even in flukey win territory here.
December 1, 2024 at 2:55 AM
BTW Michigan actually had a postgame win expectancy of 51% this afternoon. Not even in flukey win territory here.
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Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport
December 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport
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Man, this Syracuse quarterback is lighting it up against Miami. Imagine if Ohio State had gotten THAT guy in the portal.
November 30, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Man, this Syracuse quarterback is lighting it up against Miami. Imagine if Ohio State had gotten THAT guy in the portal.
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Michigan has turned Ohio State into Michigan State.
November 30, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Michigan has turned Ohio State into Michigan State.
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The entire nation when Ohio State loses
November 30, 2024 at 9:29 PM
The entire nation when Ohio State loses
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You lost to Davis Warren and now he gets to talk his shit
Michigan QB Davis Warren: “We’re going to win in your house and we’re gonna plant the flag. You should’ve done something about it.”
November 30, 2024 at 9:26 PM
You lost to Davis Warren and now he gets to talk his shit
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michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day
November 30, 2024 at 8:45 PM
michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day