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Dani
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richterscale.bsky.social
imagine living on this street if you had a lisp
Street sign for Athol Ave
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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adamrothman.bsky.social
I'd watch a muppet show movie where the muppets infiltrate an academic conference.
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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nportnell.bsky.social
Cassie heard a noise in the kitchen and stood like a meerkat for over 2 minutes. She has a great leopard belly.
A young female tabby cat standing on a table on just her back legs.
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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eldweena.bsky.social
Clover last night 😻
Gray kitten falling asleep while standing up
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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awkwardandodd.bsky.social
My cat got a new box and he is very excited about it
A fluffy white cat sitting in a cardboard box with his head back, eyes closed and mouth wide open
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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ingridblythe.bsky.social
This is how she recharges her wiggle battery.
January 27, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
One of those captcha things. This one says ‘select all images with bicycles. Click verify once there are none left’. There are 9 squares - 4 contain photos of bicycle seats, with the remaining 5 showing the beautiful head and face of a grey greyhound with a white stripe going from the top of their head to the tip of their nose.
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
appletoasty.bsky.social
i touched a polyester blanket yesterday for like 10 minutes and now my palms are exploding with blisters. love that for me
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
appletoasty.bsky.social
chronically ill life: I’m excited because I am trying out NEW GAUZE
January 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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travisjj.bsky.social
Ridiculous animal.
A large orange cat usinf a small grey cat as a pillow.
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
these boston dynamic dogs are getting more lifelike
jonathanslater.bsky.social Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · Jan 11
Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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flukeman.bsky.social
Them: "I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me: A possum in a cardboard box making hissing noises next to a small bottle of clear liquor
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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rebell.bsky.social
you don't know me
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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rafelangston.com
🪿 Went on a deep dive into the archive for this fowl behind. (2011)
🏷️ #BirdButt #BirdButts #BirdOfTheDay #Birds #EastCoastKin #Photography
A bird butt sticking up out of the water.
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
And the lobsters, which were NOT alive
December 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration

IG roodabeguh
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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durrell.bsky.social
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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ricksrambles.bsky.social
This is Buddy. He showed up at a gig we were playing last night and listened to us. Buddy is awesome.
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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velinxi.bsky.social
Wizard and Paladin duo on the run⚔️🪄 #jayvik
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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jacasiegel.bsky.social
You should be able to respond to reviewer comments with memes to liven up the peer review process.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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haplo.bsky.social
this glacier plaque plus all the poetry on the skyline reminds me of this poem
Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now Most likely, you think we hated the elephant, the golden toad, the thylacine and all variations of whale harpooned or hacked into extinction. It must seem like we sought to leave you nothing but benzene, mercury, the stomachs of sea gulls rippled with jet fuel and plastic. You probably doubt that we were capable of joy, but I assure you we were. We still had the night sky back then, and like our ancestors, we admired its illuminated doodles of scorpion outlines and upside-down ladies. Absolutely, there were some forests left! Absolutely, we still had some lakes! I'm saying, it wasn't all lead paint and sulfur dioxide. There were bees back then, and they pollinated a euphoria of flowers so we might contemplate the great mysteries and finally ask, Hey guys, what's transcendence? And then all the bees were dead.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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shayne-the-yote.bsky.social
We knew but the rich couldn't buy immortality so they stole the future
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM