Haplo
@haplo.bsky.social
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NOUNS: nerd, burner, artist, crafter, chatter, unionist, leftist?, elder
ADJECTIVES: white, queer, neurodivergent, exvangelical
VERBS: hyperfocus, make, protest, mask, post
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NOUNS: nerd, burner, artist, crafter, chatter, unionist, leftist?, elder
ADJECTIVES: white, queer, neurodivergent, exvangelical
VERBS: hyperfocus, make, protest, mask, post
pfp: headshot cartoon
banner: purple space blobs
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Haplo
@haplo.bsky.social
· Dec 5
It's Haplo, danananananananana Haplo!
ex-OK, currently MA, but you probably know me from the internet: 3K, Radio KoL, various fandoms and followings and conventions
I'm employed in higher ed disability services. Please turn on the setting that reminds you to use alt text!
campus protest attendee
ex-OK, currently MA, but you probably know me from the internet: 3K, Radio KoL, various fandoms and followings and conventions
I'm employed in higher ed disability services. Please turn on the setting that reminds you to use alt text!
campus protest attendee
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Castle Rock v. Gonzales is, no joke, my Roman Empire.
Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice.
It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.
Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice.
It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Castle Rock v. Gonzales is, no joke, my Roman Empire.
Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice.
It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.
Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice.
It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.
Learning that the ruled, written, documented letter of the law in the US is that police should protect property over the lives of people is one of those big radicalizing moments. Sheryl here explains the case, if you've never looked into it before.
for purposes of the Due Process Clause, have a property interest in police enforcement of the restraining order against her husband." And because nonproperty interests weren't protectable, said SCOTUS, she had no legal remedy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Learning that the ruled, written, documented letter of the law in the US is that police should protect property over the lives of people is one of those big radicalizing moments. Sheryl here explains the case, if you've never looked into it before.
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The entire point of social media is being able to surround yourself with people who start posts with sentences like "Hi, shipwreck autist here!"
Hi, shipwreck autist here! It was in fact true at the time. The Edmund Fitzgerald also had a sister ship, the Arthur B. Homer, which had the same structural defect the Edmund Fitzgerald did and was quietly retired shortly after Fitz sank. She remains the largest ship ever scrapped on the Great Lakes
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The entire point of social media is being able to surround yourself with people who start posts with sentences like "Hi, shipwreck autist here!"
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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It was harder getting endorsements for Zohran Mamdani from Democrats than them caving to Republicans to mutually strip us of healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It was harder getting endorsements for Zohran Mamdani from Democrats than them caving to Republicans to mutually strip us of healthcare
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chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
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this fucking country
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
this fucking country
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This analysis is completely correct: The right wants to treat trans people and the 'other' as aliens with needs that can only be met at the expense of yours. the reality is that trans people are workers. they need healthcare and lower costs of living, what benefits them also benefits the 99%.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This analysis is completely correct: The right wants to treat trans people and the 'other' as aliens with needs that can only be met at the expense of yours. the reality is that trans people are workers. they need healthcare and lower costs of living, what benefits them also benefits the 99%.
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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you've already survived all the shit that came before this, so this too shall pass
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
you've already survived all the shit that came before this, so this too shall pass
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"incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty" but no alt text? 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty" but no alt text? 🙄
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He would've taxed you less than that, get rekt morons
New York City's CEOs and other billionaires spent more than $40 million trying to defeat the mayor-elect. Now they have to live with him. n.pr/4qJe29O
Wall Street reckons with life under Zohran Mamdani
New York City's CEOs and other billionaires spent more than $40 million trying to defeat the mayor-elect. Now they have to live with him.
n.pr
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
He would've taxed you less than that, get rekt morons
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thinking about sending my resume to the Mamdani transition team just as a silly lark, hahaha, I'm so random
(....unless?)
(....unless?)
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
thinking about sending my resume to the Mamdani transition team just as a silly lark, hahaha, I'm so random
(....unless?)
(....unless?)
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
lololol Mike Cernovich unintentionally affirmed my gender by describing this—one of my favorite live streams of the year—as a "rowdy masculine environment"
Missed our livestream from election night? watch it here: youtu.be/3BkEveJyXN0
Zeteo's NYC Mayoral Election Coverage — LIVE from the Zohran Mamdani HQ
YouTube video by Zeteo
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
lololol Mike Cernovich unintentionally affirmed my gender by describing this—one of my favorite live streams of the year—as a "rowdy masculine environment"
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A stereotype is NOT a generalization of how some population differs from human universals but a way to demonize members of that population precisely WHEN they act according to human universals.
very funny to reflect on helen andrews simultaneous insistence that aggressive jockeying for speaking time reflects the male nature of direct rational confrontation and that female scotus judges interrupting their colleagues demonstrates female emotionality and disrespect for law
Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
A stereotype is NOT a generalization of how some population differs from human universals but a way to demonize members of that population precisely WHEN they act according to human universals.
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When asked by Stephen Colbert why he was wearing a mask in public, Tom Hanks said..
“I’ve had Covid enough in my life I don’t need to do that again. I’m wearing this for health reasons”
More celebrities need to speak out like this.
“I’ve had Covid enough in my life I don’t need to do that again. I’m wearing this for health reasons”
More celebrities need to speak out like this.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
When asked by Stephen Colbert why he was wearing a mask in public, Tom Hanks said..
“I’ve had Covid enough in my life I don’t need to do that again. I’m wearing this for health reasons”
More celebrities need to speak out like this.
“I’ve had Covid enough in my life I don’t need to do that again. I’m wearing this for health reasons”
More celebrities need to speak out like this.
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If I were a Democrat, as stupid as it might be, I'd be loudly stating that between the kids of SNAP benefits and the inability to safely and efficiently travel during the holiday season, Trump and the GOP are waging a War on Christmas.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If I were a Democrat, as stupid as it might be, I'd be loudly stating that between the kids of SNAP benefits and the inability to safely and efficiently travel during the holiday season, Trump and the GOP are waging a War on Christmas.