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Haplo
@haplo.bsky.social
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PRONOUNS: they, þey

NOUNS: nerd, burner, artist, crafter, chatter, unionist, leftist?, elder

ADJECTIVES: white, queer, neurodivergent, exvangelical

VERBS: hyperfocus, make, protest, mask, post

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touching grass
A small campfire burns yellow tongues of flame into the dark night.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Good job Böcker on seizing the moment to advertise your lifts 🤣

"Böcker: My way to the top. When you need things to move fast: the Böcker Agilo can carry up to 400kg of treasures at 42m per minute—whisper-quiet thanks to its 230 V electric motor."

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
An advertisement using a photo of the truck lift used to rob the Louvre, roped off with police tape and barrier cones. Böcker - Mein weg nach oben Wenn's Mal Wieder Schnell Gehen Muss. Der Böcker Agilo befördert eure bis zu 400 kg schweren Schätze mit 42 m/min—flüsterleise Dank 230 V E-Motor.
October 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Andrew Hussie from Homestuck with a speech bubble with the below quote.
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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lol
A reverse image search of "Cathy"'s profile picture showing it is from a bunch of dental ads and is stock image.
October 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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vagueposting like I'm a teenager again

except now I add alt text
A blank dry erase whiteboard.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I love this comic but the thing it fails to portray is that the dino is already drowning in Things and there's multiple Later Tubes continuously dropping more and more Things and—yeah you get it
A 4-panel comic by ADHDinos (icons for Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit). Panel 1: a blue dinosaur looks at a box in front of it that is labeled "Thing." The dinosaur says, "I just don't have the mental capacity to deal with this right now." A voice out of frame suggests, "Send it down the later tube?" Panel 2: A larger view shows that the dino is speaking to a small sentient pink brain, and they are both standing in front of the opening to a tube the disappears below, kind of like a well. The dino says, "Great idea," and kicks the Thing box into the tube. The tube is drawn outside of the frame of the comic and snakes around to connect with panel 3. Panel 3, labeled "later": The dino and brain are standing beneath the pipe opening that has dropped the Thing box. The dino says, "And what's this?" and the brain says, "You dropped it off earlier." Panel 4: The view is zoomed back in on just the dino and the Thing box. Dino says, "Huh. I really don't remember doing that." The brain suggests, "Later tube?"
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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meme image of a forum post by BigJB21 on October 16, 2012, saying "god i wish that were me." The accompanying profile picture is a super close up of a sad white boy's face.
October 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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no kings
Fetishes (1) regicide +Add 7 kinksters into and curious view more
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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every now and then I search resale sites for lemur-print clothing, and this time I scored a prime piece
A cream-colored button-down short-sleeve camp shirt with a repeating print of a large ring-tail lemur wearing a flower lei and jam shorts, riding a surfboard. The print is accentuated with small red flip-flops, zig zags, and fruit pieces, and small lime green watermelons, fruit, spirals, and ukuleles.
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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what an intense game
4 skeets on my skyline in succession: Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com This Mariners-Tigers battle is one of the best baseball games I've ever seen Darth @DarthBlueSky.bsky.social maybe some of these guys just *like* extra innings. It is just an observation if I love to doing something I would also not want it to end Shiv Ramdas @NameShiv.bsky.social the winner of this game isn't even going to be able to lift a bat on Sunday Tony Clark @AnthonyClark.bsky.social If we survive this as a country and we don't hold every one of these people accountable we will not have survived this as a country.
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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this is on @johnny1take.bsky.social and @gripesoda.bsky.social
A pile of hair trimmings in dark brown, gray, teal, and purple being swept across the floor of a barbershop.
October 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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lol
screenshot showing a skeet saying "The follow button confounds 'I'm looking at your content' and 'I endorse this content.' We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two." A label above the text says "JD Vance follower."
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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a shot from mystery science theater 3000 of Mike and the bots watching a movie. On the screen, the grainy movie shows a zoom-in on a flier, held up by two hands, reading in large block letters: GET OUT OF THE BRONX WE GOT SOLAR HOUSES IN ENCHANTING NEW MEXICO WAITING FOR YOU.
October 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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This entire process was never about me, never about any threat to the public and never about "terrorism", a word used by your government to discredit people you oppress. It was always about Gaza. About what happens if you dare to speak up. As people from Ireland we know oppression, colonialism, famine and genocide. We have suffered and still suffer under "your empire". Your attempts to silence us have failed, because we are right, and you are wrong. We will not be silent. We said we would fight you in your court and we would win. We have. If anyone on this planet is guilty of terrorism, it is the British state. Free Palestine! Tiocfaidh ár lá.
September 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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timeline coincidence
Screenshot of my Bluesky timeline showing Daniel's above post followed by a @KevinMKruse post of a news article with the headline "JD Vance jokes about killing innocent fishermen in international waters."
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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An adult white man operates a Kawasaki jetski with a young white girl and an adult white woman sitting behind him. They're all smiling and it's very wholesome.
September 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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jury nullification sickos.png
The reasons these D.C. grand juries have not handed up indictments in these cases are not known, but Salgado suggested it might be possible that in each of these cases "that they disagreed with the Justice Department's theory of prosecution." "It is not difficult to imagine 12 D.C. jurors concluding that throwing a sandwich at a federal officer — while clearly objectionable and potentially unlawful — does not amount to felony assault," Salgado said. "At its core, the federal grand jury functions as a vital constitutional safeguard and a critical check on prosecutorial discretion, as guaranteed by the Fifth Amendment."
September 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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when you tell a dachshund he's only allowed to bark outside of the tent
July 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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things I can control: I made pasta

gemelli, chicken, bacon, spinach, tomato, feta
A heaping pile of pasta in a charcoal gray bowl sitting on a wooden cutting board.
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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emergency cat pic
A brown, gray, and white tabby cat is curled up so tightly that her nose lies across her back paws, and her front paws stick straight out across her back thighs in the direction of the camera.
June 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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it's hose-attacking season!
June 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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alas
Screenshot of a tiktok livestream where this guy is being arrested and loaded into a paddywagon.
June 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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they got 'im
Screenshot of a livestream where the person from this video is getting put into a paddywagon.
June 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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wall of LA livestreams available at www.twitch.tv/woke
Screenshot of Woke's stream, a 6 by 3 grid of livestreams from the LA protests.
June 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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bending the rules to post medium-sized dog
A black and brown long-haired dachshund seated on a couch, looking at the camera. A black and brown long-haired dachshund curled up on a couch with his nose tucked into the folds of a white fuzzy blanket.
June 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM