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Flukeman
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Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter.

He/him. SoCal ➡️ NC Triangle. Cat dad to my horrid cat son, Bob. Go Dodgers.
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here's a 13GB .zip with all 33,572 images from the Epstein doc dump, converted to pdf and OCR'd
drive.google.com/file/d/15UfF...
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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These stories are brutal www.thecut.com/article/draf...
When Your Husband Spends $300,000 on DraftKings
Four women on how sports gambling turned their relationships upside down.
www.thecut.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Personally I really like "delete my Minecraft character"
can i just say i really appreciate when people evade censorship through euphemisms.

like why say unaliving or sewerslide

when you can say “bought them a ticket to meet Jesus” or “logged out of existence”
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Zoomin' Centipede
Thurston Co. Scanner, News, &
Weather Blog: A trooper with the Washington State Patrol just
called out a traffic stop on a semi that's towing a semi, which is towing a box truck that's also towing two vehicles on I-5 south at Pacific Avenue. The trooper reported […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I just got on chat with YouTube TV support and they offered me a free week of service (worth about $18) after I complained about missing stuff I want to watch on ESPN. Just in case anyone else is interested in saving $18.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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My buddy picked up a spare kid - a friend of his own son. Said kid lives with his dad, a single parent on disability after a near fatal car crash. Last night Kid was at my buddy's for dinner and asked, "Can you pack me some spaghetti to go? My dad's been starving himself to make sure I eat."
Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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My suburban NC town also joined the blue wave, with the incumbent mayor getting absolutely shellacked by 41 points, and the GOP-endorsed commissioner slate - including a J6er - also losing handily. Great night all around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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You Winsome, you Lose Some
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My suburban NC town also joined the blue wave, with the incumbent mayor getting absolutely shellacked by 41 points, and the GOP-endorsed commissioner slate - including a J6er - also losing handily. Great night all around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I KIL MY VICE MODS HELP HELP
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Our cat is so mad at us
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Watching my favorite sport*

(*wondering if I'll die tonight)
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm regretting being sober for this baseball game but it's also too late to start drinking now
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Very jealous of my son right now
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I'm so damn tired today jesus christ I'm gonna die

but that also might be the best baseball game I'll ever see and the Dodgers won, so on balance I'm glad I didn't go to bed
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ahaha holy fucking shit
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
World Series baseball, baybeeeee
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
pain
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If you are in line to pitch for the Dodgers, STAY IN LINE!
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My wife has been asleep next to me for well over an hour and while I'm jealous, I'm also stubborn and committed at this point so let's fuckin go Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Pls Dodgers I'm so tired and I have work tomorrow
October 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What a fuckin throw from Edman
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM