Flukeman
@flukeman.bsky.social
Trans rights are human rights. Black lives matter.
He/him. SoCal ➡️ NC Triangle. Cat dad to my horrid cat son, Bob. Go Dodgers.
He/him. SoCal ➡️ NC Triangle. Cat dad to my horrid cat son, Bob. Go Dodgers.
I'm the standard Bluesky age and AFAIK I had 2 MMR shots as a kid, and still had no measurable immune response to measles when I got my titers checked last year
I just read an NPR article that said
“If you were vaccinated between 1968 and 1989, you likely received just one dose of the measles vaccine, instead of the two doses that are standard today.”
I’m covered with my 2 shots but anyone born before 1989 could benefit from another measles shot.
“If you were vaccinated between 1968 and 1989, you likely received just one dose of the measles vaccine, instead of the two doses that are standard today.”
I’m covered with my 2 shots but anyone born before 1989 could benefit from another measles shot.
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I'm the standard Bluesky age and AFAIK I had 2 MMR shots as a kid, and still had no measurable immune response to measles when I got my titers checked last year
In middle school I slipped on a banana peel and went down HARD on the blacktop
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
In middle school I slipped on a banana peel and went down HARD on the blacktop
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Turns out Gizmo was a very apt name for this pup
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Turns out Gizmo was a very apt name for this pup
Turns out Gizmo was a very apt name for this pup
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Turns out Gizmo was a very apt name for this pup
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Woke up extra early, figured I'd hop on here for a few minutes to distract my noisy brain then go back to sleep
Whoops!
Whoops!
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Woke up extra early, figured I'd hop on here for a few minutes to distract my noisy brain then go back to sleep
Whoops!
Whoops!
(my copy is not pictured)
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
(my copy is not pictured)
BUTTER
TRAVEL
ANAL
Alrighty then
TRAVEL
ANAL
Alrighty then
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
BUTTER
TRAVEL
ANAL
Alrighty then
TRAVEL
ANAL
Alrighty then
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Annnnd I've now lost Whamageddon
This radio station will pay for its sins
This radio station will pay for its sins
Dominick the Donkey has broken containment; it's currently playing on the radio as I sit in my dentist's waiting room.
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Annnnd I've now lost Whamageddon
This radio station will pay for its sins
This radio station will pay for its sins
Dominick the Donkey has broken containment; it's currently playing on the radio as I sit in my dentist's waiting room.
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
The rules are simple 🌟
You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:
youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dominick the Donkey has broken containment; it's currently playing on the radio as I sit in my dentist's waiting room.
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New terrible children's book concept just dropped
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
New terrible children's book concept just dropped
New terrible children's book concept just dropped
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
New terrible children's book concept just dropped
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
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Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/
Mr. Bob is looking particularly dapper today
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Mr. Bob is looking particularly dapper today
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There once was a man from Nantucket
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
There once was a man from Nantucket
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
with a pit and a need to chuck it
Might light the atmo on fire
but I've got the desire
and some cities to nuke so fuck it
I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthet
Going on any other social media site makes me realize that bluesky isn’t so bad
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthetic choices. I will not make fun of someone's aesthet
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YOUR TURKEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE FREEZER TODAY 🦃
ATTENTION: today is the day to take your turkey from the freezer and put it in the fridge for thawing
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
YOUR TURKEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE FREEZER TODAY 🦃
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.