Ian
aphexa.bsky.social
Ian
@aphexa.bsky.social
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Because Baywatch ended 24 years ago you utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter twats
May 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I have a commission to do a bigger Kingfisher… so that’s a lovely thing… #birds #art 🪶
April 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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I'm no paleontologist, but I'm 70% sure that's a baby.
February 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I've lost track of how many times I've watched this already 😂
January 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Sorry this is going to get a bit technical, but I think that’s important. Five key ways you can tell this is a Nazi salute

1 - It’s a Nazi salute
2-5 - See 1
January 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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This.
I used to scratch my head as to how they all allowed the world to go to hell in a handbasket in the 1930s and why not enough was done to prevent it. We all know now.
January 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Watch this and it’ll make you laugh so much you’ll have a good day.
January 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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JAN 31st. GUESS WHO'S BACK?

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

#UNCANNY
January 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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In a world where you can be anything, be Charlie.
January 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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my favourite game to play in the supermarket is called "big night in?" and involves trying to find the person in the supermarket it would be funniest to say "big night in?" to given the contents of their basket

most recent winner: a woman with two kiwis and some surgical gloves
January 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Roses are red
Violets won't feed ya
January 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Real cup-tie stuff in the second half, but this game should be over by now.

Penalty miss aside, Havertz had two great chances to score, Rice should put that header away, and now we've got extra-time ahead of the derby on Wednesday.

Our need for a clinical forward never more evident.
January 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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i don't understand was i supposed to kill him
Lenny Kravitz turns 61 in a couple months. What’s your excuse?
January 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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STICK OF THE GODS.
January 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Heads up folks! If you're keen on southern gothic haunted house stories and would like to read one of my personal favorites (that I wrote, I mean) - the Kindle edition of THE FAMILY PLOT is on sale for $2.99!

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The Family Plot
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January 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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“Hello. Do you have a copy of ‘Liz Truss Crashed the Economy’ by J R Hartley? You do? Splendid! My name? Oh yes, it’s…”
January 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Can you all just repost this please and make me bluesky viral, regain me my old following and make me feel worthy again? Thanks.
I love this dude
January 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Such an iconic photograph.

“I really wanted to get together with all the punk females for an afternoon of celebrations. It's a great memory." Debbie Harry.
Photographer Chris Stein.
January 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I’m sure he wants the history of it all told his way.
December 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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December 29, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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Shit. On Christmas Day no less.
December 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM