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Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice, fortune depends on the tone of your voice
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
Little Tommy Cruise's pals have been to my house
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Little Tommy Cruise's pals have been to my house
My very favourite thing about this entire story is that it involves a real life Wambsgans
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My very favourite thing about this entire story is that it involves a real life Wambsgans
Accidentally launched my phone down the building stairwell yesterday and killed it good and proper. I had 24hrs of no phone and I am annoyed by how hamstrung I felt without it. Pathetic, frankly
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Accidentally launched my phone down the building stairwell yesterday and killed it good and proper. I had 24hrs of no phone and I am annoyed by how hamstrung I felt without it. Pathetic, frankly
Life's too short to be a hater
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Life's too short to be a hater
I've hurt my wrist so I'm having to wear my watch on the other one and let me tell you it's really quite annoying. It also feels incredibly weird
January 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I've hurt my wrist so I'm having to wear my watch on the other one and let me tell you it's really quite annoying. It also feels incredibly weird
I made a really nice Burns supper. Looked like cat sick, but it tasted amazing
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I made a really nice Burns supper. Looked like cat sick, but it tasted amazing
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commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
Sadly, this would require a spine
Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Sadly, this would require a spine
The most painful part of accidentally biting the inside of your lip is the knowledge you are destined to keep biting it in the same spot for the next three days
January 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
The most painful part of accidentally biting the inside of your lip is the knowledge you are destined to keep biting it in the same spot for the next three days
One of the best uses of free time, and mashed potato, is a massive batch of tattie scones for the freezer. I love last weekend me so much right now
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 AM
One of the best uses of free time, and mashed potato, is a massive batch of tattie scones for the freezer. I love last weekend me so much right now
I see the sun has decided to take the rest of the month off. Nice work if you can get it
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 AM
I see the sun has decided to take the rest of the month off. Nice work if you can get it
Do we *have* to call it that?
January 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Do we *have* to call it that?
Halfway through the week mood
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Halfway through the week mood
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And I 100% believe him
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
And I 100% believe him
I can see into a lot of people's windows from my flat and from the number of them who have those awful blue-white lightbulbs I can only surmise I am surrounded by a worrying number of psychopaths
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I can see into a lot of people's windows from my flat and from the number of them who have those awful blue-white lightbulbs I can only surmise I am surrounded by a worrying number of psychopaths
Cannot tell you how delighted I am that Pine's picture got sent over by a trusty old fax machine in #TheNightManager 😂
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Cannot tell you how delighted I am that Pine's picture got sent over by a trusty old fax machine in #TheNightManager 😂
I bought an upholstery and carpet cleaner machine. Tested it on one sofa cushion (Peg dribbles on everything 🤢) and UGH
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I bought an upholstery and carpet cleaner machine. Tested it on one sofa cushion (Peg dribbles on everything 🤢) and UGH
That line in Baz Luhrmann's sunscreen about your knees really makes me want to cry now, as someone in their mid 40s who did not listen
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
That line in Baz Luhrmann's sunscreen about your knees really makes me want to cry now, as someone in their mid 40s who did not listen
I made a tiny bookshop and now I want to live inside it
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I made a tiny bookshop and now I want to live inside it