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I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.
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November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
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To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
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"Hi, this is room 213. I'd like a wake up call"
"Certainly, sir. You're in your 40s and have achieved nothing in life"
"Tha...wait. What?"
"Certainly, sir. You're in your 40s and have achieved nothing in life"
"Tha...wait. What?"
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
"Hi, this is room 213. I'd like a wake up call"
"Certainly, sir. You're in your 40s and have achieved nothing in life"
"Tha...wait. What?"
"Certainly, sir. You're in your 40s and have achieved nothing in life"
"Tha...wait. What?"
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Private companies operating care services in just three regions of England made £250m profits in 3 years,
£87.7m of profits went to care providers owned by private equity controlled from tax havens.
Profits mean money buys less. Higher taxes for less service.
Say NO to privatisation.
£87.7m of profits went to care providers owned by private equity controlled from tax havens.
Profits mean money buys less. Higher taxes for less service.
Say NO to privatisation.
Private care providers in three English regions make £250m in three years
More than third of profits analysed went to firms owned by private equity or based in tax havens, research finds
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Private companies operating care services in just three regions of England made £250m profits in 3 years,
£87.7m of profits went to care providers owned by private equity controlled from tax havens.
Profits mean money buys less. Higher taxes for less service.
Say NO to privatisation.
£87.7m of profits went to care providers owned by private equity controlled from tax havens.
Profits mean money buys less. Higher taxes for less service.
Say NO to privatisation.
Everything reminds me...
“Come Together (7" Mix)” by Primal Scream #nowplaying #6music
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Everything reminds me...
President BLANK wants to BLANK the BLANK
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
President BLANK wants to BLANK the BLANK
When I lived in New Zealand for a while, I ran out of funds at the end of my stay, and basically ate potatoes and mussels, and spiralina smoothies for breakfast.
Lost a TON of fat and leaned up no end!!
Lost a TON of fat and leaned up no end!!
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When I lived in New Zealand for a while, I ran out of funds at the end of my stay, and basically ate potatoes and mussels, and spiralina smoothies for breakfast.
Lost a TON of fat and leaned up no end!!
Lost a TON of fat and leaned up no end!!
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Oxfordshire County Council has clarified that the Ghostbusters hearse would not be exempt from the city’s Congestion Charge. A spokesperson told us “It’s not as simple as buying a hearse. In order to qualify for a permit, you must also be a funeral care business.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Oxfordshire County Council has clarified that the Ghostbusters hearse would not be exempt from the city’s Congestion Charge. A spokesperson told us “It’s not as simple as buying a hearse. In order to qualify for a permit, you must also be a funeral care business.”
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#Scotsky
A friend is selling her 2x Hamilton tickets for 19th November at Theatre Royal, Glasgow, after a desperate change in her circumstances ..
If thinking of going please consider buying her’s first
tixel.com/u/christeenas
A friend is selling her 2x Hamilton tickets for 19th November at Theatre Royal, Glasgow, after a desperate change in her circumstances ..
If thinking of going please consider buying her’s first
tixel.com/u/christeenas
Christeena S. is selling tickets | Tixel
Christeena S. is selling tickets using Tixel
tixel.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
#Scotsky
A friend is selling her 2x Hamilton tickets for 19th November at Theatre Royal, Glasgow, after a desperate change in her circumstances ..
If thinking of going please consider buying her’s first
tixel.com/u/christeenas
A friend is selling her 2x Hamilton tickets for 19th November at Theatre Royal, Glasgow, after a desperate change in her circumstances ..
If thinking of going please consider buying her’s first
tixel.com/u/christeenas
Anyone got any spare fucks? Cos I'm all out.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Anyone got any spare fucks? Cos I'm all out.
Morning shower.
The towel is warm
But there is no time
To enjoy it
The towel is warm
But there is no time
To enjoy it
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Morning shower.
The towel is warm
But there is no time
To enjoy it
The towel is warm
But there is no time
To enjoy it
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Every episode of Absolutely Fabulous is suddenly on iplayer 🥳💅
two women standing next to each other with the words trendizisst visible in the corner
ALT: two women standing next to each other with the words trendizisst visible in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every episode of Absolutely Fabulous is suddenly on iplayer 🥳💅
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Want to hear a great Michael Biehn story in which he also describes Slough as "a shithole" and talks about buying drugs in Brixton? Of course you do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_sf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_sf...
Michael Biehn & Bill Paxton almost got ARRESTED in England while filming James Cameron's Aliens
YouTube video by Just Foolin About with Michael Biehn
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Want to hear a great Michael Biehn story in which he also describes Slough as "a shithole" and talks about buying drugs in Brixton? Of course you do
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_sf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_sf...
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I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock
December 2, 2024 at 11:31 AM
I always carry a piece of paper in my pocket just in case someone ever tries to attack me with a rock
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Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
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“Because I Got It Like That” by Jungle Brothers #nowplaying #6music
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“Because I Got It Like That” by Jungle Brothers #nowplaying #6music
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me when the AI bubble bursts
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If you’re in need of comfort as well as mood-boosting flavour, I’ve got you! #RecipeOfTheDay is Lentils with Tamarind and Dates, a bowlful of earthy, sweet and tangy goodness to make Monday easier. www.nigella.com/recipes/lent...
Lentils with Tamarind and Dates
I love this dal-inspired combination of earthy lentils, sour tamarind and sweet dates. It's so full of tang and flavour that you really need eat nothing else with it, save some flatbread or naan, thou...
www.nigella.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you’re in need of comfort as well as mood-boosting flavour, I’ve got you! #RecipeOfTheDay is Lentils with Tamarind and Dates, a bowlful of earthy, sweet and tangy goodness to make Monday easier. www.nigella.com/recipes/lent...
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predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl