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Get Set Willy ✌🏽
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I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend.

Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek.

Confelicity advocate.
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Had an item delivered by Evri. It was delivered, which is a significant improvement. Received a feedback survey, asking how they could improve my experience...

"Go out of business completely, dismantle your infrastructure in its entirety, and never attempt to operate a delivery company ever again."
I got poisoned by dairy somehow yesterday, had a very unpleasant evening.

Took a huge dose of piriteze to try and calm it down, which eventually worked 🙏🏼

Slept for 10 hours 😶

Happy Saturday x
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Hurry the fuck up.
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a tiny Crab eating a strawberry.
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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My wife left her bag on the MTA yesterday and today… it was at lost and found! Somebody actually went through the trouble.

Given how absolute shit things are, this was an unexpected kindness. I credit the good feelings engendered by the Mamdani administration. :)

Also the good people at the MTA.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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If you watch YouTube through your telly and have a 5.1 surround setup, this channel is fucking incredible: youtube.com/@5.1musiccha...
The 5.1 Surround Music Channel
5.1 music on YouTube (at last) xD Yes, 'Real 5.1', YouTube now actually supports multichannel audio on certain devices, TV's, Roku sticks, Amazon Fire TV devices, Android TV, Chromecast (UK Sky TV bo...
youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"Contestant number 4, what's your idea of a perfect date?"
January 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Peak Jazz Flute 👌🏼
“Rose Rouge” by St Germain #nowplaying #6music
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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At this point, why not?

(📷: Daniel SanFilippo, 2016, on Northern State Parkway)
January 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Good news from the NHS.
Prostate drug, abiraterone, to be offered to thousands in England
Abiraterone will be available in a matter of weeks and will be offered to 7,000 men a year.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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I fucking love Walsall me

Guess what I found on the side of the road today
January 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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Friday.
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I've got some second hand water I'd like to give Trump...unless he's on fire.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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Random request to book people I follow - do any of you have a contact at the Faversham Literary Festival? They sent me the wrong tickets and no one is replying to my emails (for God’s sake have a phone number)
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Please support my petition to Manchester city council to get a blue plaque put up at that spot on Temperance Street where a man getting a handjob was captured by a Google street view car.
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I have two tiny hairs on my forearm that are identical twins. They always curl in the same direction, no matter what I do (i.e. ignore them completely, or twirl them romantically).

Today they look like little stick man legs 😂
January 15, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Beigerton, anyone?
If any of you have a spare £40m and are in the market for the blandest mansion ever created, well today is your lucky day www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
January 15, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Just heard the letterbox so went down to check. It's a fucking Ref0rm leaflet dropper. Prick.

Grabbed the leaflet and walked up the street, "excuse me, i don't want this shit in my house, don't come back".

Fucking liberty.
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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The company I work for blocked ChatGPT and watching people think in real time is genuinely frightening.
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Buying Meta kit is wasted money. There's no longevity. 🧵

I was at a digital accessibility conference last year and Meta were there doing a masterclass in chasing the purple pound by saying how great their AI glasses were for disabled people.

It was GROSS. Really ruined the conference for me.

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Meta is closing down three VR studios as part of its metaverse cuts
More VR studio closures.
www.theverge.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM