Mister Stu
@phorenzik.bsky.social
General buffoonery. Sometimes a bit moany. Shows potential. #ActuallyAutistic
A satirical thing I write: https://parpculture.com
A satirical thing I write: https://parpculture.com
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Mister Stu
@phorenzik.bsky.social
· Jan 26
Ben Stiller followed me on here because I made a stupid, but mean comment about his films, whilst praising Severance.
Sorry @benstiller.redhour.com
You have earned my respect sir.
Sorry @benstiller.redhour.com
You have earned my respect sir.
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Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.
Frankenstein
Really wanted to like it but it wasn't to be
Not a patch on Toro's best work
Practical effects appreciated but CG animals were the worst I've ever seen in a movie
A worrying trend I've noticed for a few years now
Are movie CG animals animated (badly) by the same VFX company?
Really wanted to like it but it wasn't to be
Not a patch on Toro's best work
Practical effects appreciated but CG animals were the worst I've ever seen in a movie
A worrying trend I've noticed for a few years now
Are movie CG animals animated (badly) by the same VFX company?
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Frankenstein
Really wanted to like it but it wasn't to be
Not a patch on Toro's best work
Practical effects appreciated but CG animals were the worst I've ever seen in a movie
A worrying trend I've noticed for a few years now
Are movie CG animals animated (badly) by the same VFX company?
Really wanted to like it but it wasn't to be
Not a patch on Toro's best work
Practical effects appreciated but CG animals were the worst I've ever seen in a movie
A worrying trend I've noticed for a few years now
Are movie CG animals animated (badly) by the same VFX company?
I'm already sick of seeing the valvey cubey gamey thing on my feed
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm already sick of seeing the valvey cubey gamey thing on my feed
Trapped in a car with someone rattling a sweet around their mouth, with lip smacking noises.
My NUMBER 1 Misophonia hate.
I'm literally shaking with rage as I type this
My NUMBER 1 Misophonia hate.
I'm literally shaking with rage as I type this
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Trapped in a car with someone rattling a sweet around their mouth, with lip smacking noises.
My NUMBER 1 Misophonia hate.
I'm literally shaking with rage as I type this
My NUMBER 1 Misophonia hate.
I'm literally shaking with rage as I type this
Comforting to see the hatred for Game Key Cards in the comments
Will #Nintendo do a bullshit damage control announcement to say this was just an example of GKC and then announce an actual physical version, or double-down and do/say nothing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ldQ...
Will #Nintendo do a bullshit damage control announcement to say this was just an example of GKC and then announce an actual physical version, or double-down and do/say nothing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ldQ...
Using Game-Key Cards on Nintendo Switch 2
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Comforting to see the hatred for Game Key Cards in the comments
Will #Nintendo do a bullshit damage control announcement to say this was just an example of GKC and then announce an actual physical version, or double-down and do/say nothing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ldQ...
Will #Nintendo do a bullshit damage control announcement to say this was just an example of GKC and then announce an actual physical version, or double-down and do/say nothing?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ldQ...
So first party Nintendo titles are going GKC now?
Fuck that all the way to the moon. I'm out.
Fuck that all the way to the moon. I'm out.
In related news, it appears that Pokemon Pokopia will ship on a game-key card (in Japan, at least): www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl6V...
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So first party Nintendo titles are going GKC now?
Fuck that all the way to the moon. I'm out.
Fuck that all the way to the moon. I'm out.
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Hmm, this isn't a good look for Bitmap Books after their recent 'issues'.
Sponsoring a divisive grifter who tried to turn her community against a local business?
Sponsoring a divisive grifter who tried to turn her community against a local business?
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Hmm, this isn't a good look for Bitmap Books after their recent 'issues'.
Sponsoring a divisive grifter who tried to turn her community against a local business?
Sponsoring a divisive grifter who tried to turn her community against a local business?
How much longer before that fucking ASDA advert fucks off?
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
How much longer before that fucking ASDA advert fucks off?
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I love Vince Gilligan so much - even the synopsis is well-written.
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I love Vince Gilligan so much - even the synopsis is well-written.
I have always called him 'Shitehawk' and I always will
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I have always called him 'Shitehawk' and I always will
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Here's a great piece from @gremlinsmuseum.bsky.social unpacking the Stripe/Billy chainsaw showdown at the end of the original Gremlins, told with some photos from my personal collection & via stills from the Academy Library.
www.gremlns.com/chainsaw-sho...
www.gremlns.com/chainsaw-sho...
The Chainsaw Showdown: Stripe vs Billy - The Gremlins Museum
In one of Gremlins’ most intense moments, Billy faces off against a chainsaw-wielding Stripe inside the wreckage of a Montgomery Ward store. What began as an improvised idea between Zach Galligan and ...
www.gremlns.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Here's a great piece from @gremlinsmuseum.bsky.social unpacking the Stripe/Billy chainsaw showdown at the end of the original Gremlins, told with some photos from my personal collection & via stills from the Academy Library.
www.gremlns.com/chainsaw-sho...
www.gremlns.com/chainsaw-sho...
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I'm terribly sorry, but I have to ask for your assistance again.
Marmite, my cat, urgently needs vet visits, medicines, and a probable operation.
I'm beside myself with worry at the moment.
Any help in the form of donations or reposts would be most gratefully received.
4fund.com/pp2gmh
Marmite, my cat, urgently needs vet visits, medicines, and a probable operation.
I'm beside myself with worry at the moment.
Any help in the form of donations or reposts would be most gratefully received.
4fund.com/pp2gmh
Marmite needs your help for medical care, please! – Donate on 4fund.com
I'm sorry to have to ask for help again, but Marmite, my beloved cat, needs your help urgently.I think her problem is that she has a big hairball in her stomach that she can't vomit out. She's been dr...
4fund.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm terribly sorry, but I have to ask for your assistance again.
Marmite, my cat, urgently needs vet visits, medicines, and a probable operation.
I'm beside myself with worry at the moment.
Any help in the form of donations or reposts would be most gratefully received.
4fund.com/pp2gmh
Marmite, my cat, urgently needs vet visits, medicines, and a probable operation.
I'm beside myself with worry at the moment.
Any help in the form of donations or reposts would be most gratefully received.
4fund.com/pp2gmh
2 swans on the nearby pond died of bird flu
The council were informed immediately, but 10 days later, their rotting corpses are still floating on the pond, infecting anything else that comes into contact with them
If you needed an analogy for how messed up things are, this is as good as any
The council were informed immediately, but 10 days later, their rotting corpses are still floating on the pond, infecting anything else that comes into contact with them
If you needed an analogy for how messed up things are, this is as good as any
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
2 swans on the nearby pond died of bird flu
The council were informed immediately, but 10 days later, their rotting corpses are still floating on the pond, infecting anything else that comes into contact with them
If you needed an analogy for how messed up things are, this is as good as any
The council were informed immediately, but 10 days later, their rotting corpses are still floating on the pond, infecting anything else that comes into contact with them
If you needed an analogy for how messed up things are, this is as good as any
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STARSHIP TROOPERS was released 28 years ago today. Among the most popular films of director Paul Verhoeven, and a classic sci fi/action satire, the making of story is as outrageous as the film. Would you like to know more…?
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November 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
STARSHIP TROOPERS was released 28 years ago today. Among the most popular films of director Paul Verhoeven, and a classic sci fi/action satire, the making of story is as outrageous as the film. Would you like to know more…?
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Every episode of Homes Under the Hammer is:
This property is listed for sale for 28 grand
It sold at auction for 178 grand to a property developer, who made forty grand profit after they got someone to repaint a wall
This property is listed for sale for 28 grand
It sold at auction for 178 grand to a property developer, who made forty grand profit after they got someone to repaint a wall
November 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Every episode of Homes Under the Hammer is:
This property is listed for sale for 28 grand
It sold at auction for 178 grand to a property developer, who made forty grand profit after they got someone to repaint a wall
This property is listed for sale for 28 grand
It sold at auction for 178 grand to a property developer, who made forty grand profit after they got someone to repaint a wall
All the trailers I've seen for #PredatorBadlands made it look pretty cack, and I've just found out its a 12A certificate.
Watered down and reconfigured to appeal to the kids.
So, I won't bother with that.
Watered down and reconfigured to appeal to the kids.
So, I won't bother with that.
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
All the trailers I've seen for #PredatorBadlands made it look pretty cack, and I've just found out its a 12A certificate.
Watered down and reconfigured to appeal to the kids.
So, I won't bother with that.
Watered down and reconfigured to appeal to the kids.
So, I won't bother with that.
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Is there a minimum amount of cheese a pizza needs to have to actually be a pizza?
Because if there is, I'm not sure this qualifies
Because if there is, I'm not sure this qualifies
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Is there a minimum amount of cheese a pizza needs to have to actually be a pizza?
Because if there is, I'm not sure this qualifies
Because if there is, I'm not sure this qualifies
Even advent calendars are suffering from shrinkflation
13 doors?
13 doors?
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Even advent calendars are suffering from shrinkflation
13 doors?
13 doors?