h4ckys4ck
@h4ckys4ck.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
Oh that doesn’t look safe at all
February 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Oh that doesn’t look safe at all
If hotels really wanted you to not smoke in their rooms they would stop leaving a complimentary shower cap in the bathroom
February 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
If hotels really wanted you to not smoke in their rooms they would stop leaving a complimentary shower cap in the bathroom
Kate Bush has an ankle tattoo that says ‘Dads ‘n Lads’
February 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Kate Bush has an ankle tattoo that says ‘Dads ‘n Lads’
Actually the figure skating is quite gay when you think about it
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Actually the figure skating is quite gay when you think about it
Will YOU be my valentine?
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Will YOU be my valentine?
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Roses are red
Babies are fat
Babies are fat
February 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Roses are red
Babies are fat
Babies are fat
Opening a barbershop called ‘Dodged a Mullet’
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Opening a barbershop called ‘Dodged a Mullet’
I’ve left it too late to have a tactical wank. It would only work against me now
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I’ve left it too late to have a tactical wank. It would only work against me now
About to have a post-haircut shower as is every man’s right
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
About to have a post-haircut shower as is every man’s right
Less Dawson more like
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Less Dawson more like
It doesn’t matter how many diets I try I always end up back at my original weight, 8lb 3oz
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It doesn’t matter how many diets I try I always end up back at my original weight, 8lb 3oz
Germoline is short for Gerroffmymoline
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Germoline is short for Gerroffmymoline
Saying “well yes” with the same enthusiasm Americans reserve for saying “HELL YEAH!”
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Saying “well yes” with the same enthusiasm Americans reserve for saying “HELL YEAH!”
Will I understand Small Prophets if I haven’t already seen Whimsy Mcwhimsy in the Tra Lah Lah Lah Gardens?
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Will I understand Small Prophets if I haven’t already seen Whimsy Mcwhimsy in the Tra Lah Lah Lah Gardens?
Opening a bathroom showroom called You’ve Got To Have A Cistern
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Opening a bathroom showroom called You’ve Got To Have A Cistern
I would ride Gino D’Acampo’s grandmother, with or without wheels
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I would ride Gino D’Acampo’s grandmother, with or without wheels
If you’re not in the den/rumpus room with a bowlful of cheeseshits covered in Old Sister Bethany’s Good n’ Browns with a keg of Cunt Lancer Lite wearing a plaid shirt tucked into billowing cream Chinos are you even an American right now? #SuperBowl2026
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If you’re not in the den/rumpus room with a bowlful of cheeseshits covered in Old Sister Bethany’s Good n’ Browns with a keg of Cunt Lancer Lite wearing a plaid shirt tucked into billowing cream Chinos are you even an American right now? #SuperBowl2026
Had this weird dream last week where I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up I realised I’d driven my car through a school
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Had this weird dream last week where I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up I realised I’d driven my car through a school
Commentator at the Winty Limps but you refer to all the female competitors as Snow Bunnies
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Commentator at the Winty Limps but you refer to all the female competitors as Snow Bunnies
Where the fuck is the Gruffalo’s Wife? Is anyone asking this?
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Where the fuck is the Gruffalo’s Wife? Is anyone asking this?
Talc
What’s your Gladiator name mine is Goblin
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Talc