h4ckys4ck
@h4ckys4ck.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
Germoline is short for Gerroffmymoline
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Germoline is short for Gerroffmymoline
Saying “well yes” with the same enthusiasm Americans reserve for saying “HELL YEAH!”
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Saying “well yes” with the same enthusiasm Americans reserve for saying “HELL YEAH!”
Will I understand Small Prophets if I haven’t already seen Whimsy Mcwhimsy in the Tra Lah Lah Lah Gardens?
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Will I understand Small Prophets if I haven’t already seen Whimsy Mcwhimsy in the Tra Lah Lah Lah Gardens?
Opening a bathroom showroom called You’ve Got To Have A Cistern
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Opening a bathroom showroom called You’ve Got To Have A Cistern
I would ride Gino D’Acampo’s grandmother, with or without wheels
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I would ride Gino D’Acampo’s grandmother, with or without wheels
If you’re not in the den/rumpus room with a bowlful of cheeseshits covered in Old Sister Bethany’s Good n’ Browns with a keg of Cunt Lancer Lite wearing a plaid shirt tucked into billowing cream Chinos are you even an American right now? #SuperBowl2026
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If you’re not in the den/rumpus room with a bowlful of cheeseshits covered in Old Sister Bethany’s Good n’ Browns with a keg of Cunt Lancer Lite wearing a plaid shirt tucked into billowing cream Chinos are you even an American right now? #SuperBowl2026
Had this weird dream last week where I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up I realised I’d driven my car through a school
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Had this weird dream last week where I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up I realised I’d driven my car through a school
Commentator at the Winty Limps but you refer to all the female competitors as Snow Bunnies
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Commentator at the Winty Limps but you refer to all the female competitors as Snow Bunnies
Where the fuck is the Gruffalo’s Wife? Is anyone asking this?
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Where the fuck is the Gruffalo’s Wife? Is anyone asking this?
Talc
What’s your Gladiator name mine is Goblin
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Talc
This post was typed by a Rube Goldb
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
This post was typed by a Rube Goldb
What if you went into Specsavers and all the rims were anthracite grey
February 7, 2026 at 9:05 AM
What if you went into Specsavers and all the rims were anthracite grey
Will I understand Gruffalo Granny without reading the 1st two books?
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Will I understand Gruffalo Granny without reading the 1st two books?
Dogs just pulled and eaten 3 iridescent green rashers of raw bacon out the bin. She never learned that from me
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Dogs just pulled and eaten 3 iridescent green rashers of raw bacon out the bin. She never learned that from me
The official vape juice of the Winter Olympics
February 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The official vape juice of the Winter Olympics
It’s 17:10 and you know what that means? It means if I chill in the car with the dog for another 10 minutes someone else will start doing the dishes before I get back
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
It’s 17:10 and you know what that means? It means if I chill in the car with the dog for another 10 minutes someone else will start doing the dishes before I get back
My dad is crazy about The Nolan’s
That’s right…, he’s a Coleen Freak
That’s right…, he’s a Coleen Freak
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
My dad is crazy about The Nolan’s
That’s right…, he’s a Coleen Freak
That’s right…, he’s a Coleen Freak
No one’s heard anything from Stephen Hawking since this latest revelation.
Your time is coming Hawking.
You can hide but you can’t run
Your time is coming Hawking.
You can hide but you can’t run
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
No one’s heard anything from Stephen Hawking since this latest revelation.
Your time is coming Hawking.
You can hide but you can’t run
Your time is coming Hawking.
You can hide but you can’t run
Pretty much all the sports in the Winter Olympics were stolen from the James Bond movies
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Pretty much all the sports in the Winter Olympics were stolen from the James Bond movies
Andrew Scott has the most normal name in show business. If I ever become his agent that name has got to go.
You’re an actor honey not an MOT centre
You’re an actor honey not an MOT centre
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Andrew Scott has the most normal name in show business. If I ever become his agent that name has got to go.
You’re an actor honey not an MOT centre
You’re an actor honey not an MOT centre