h4ckys4ck
@h4ckys4ck.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
Seeing Bob Dylan on Monday.
Has anyone seen him on this run?
Got told he’s doing Sinatra covers and doesn’t do any big ones.
I’ll be drunk anyway
Has anyone seen him on this run?
Got told he’s doing Sinatra covers and doesn’t do any big ones.
I’ll be drunk anyway
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Seeing Bob Dylan on Monday.
Has anyone seen him on this run?
Got told he’s doing Sinatra covers and doesn’t do any big ones.
I’ll be drunk anyway
Has anyone seen him on this run?
Got told he’s doing Sinatra covers and doesn’t do any big ones.
I’ll be drunk anyway
Omg, drawing pin in the sole of my trainers. I didn’t know this still happened.
90’s flashback
90’s flashback
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Omg, drawing pin in the sole of my trainers. I didn’t know this still happened.
90’s flashback
90’s flashback
Just seen into my neighbours window and they are watching Die Hard already. It’s fucking November!
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Just seen into my neighbours window and they are watching Die Hard already. It’s fucking November!
In my town growing up you could either be a fan of Bradley Walsh’s kids or Martin Kemp’s kids. Never both
God forbid you ever found yourself in a Kemp estate wearing Walsh colours
God forbid you ever found yourself in a Kemp estate wearing Walsh colours
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In my town growing up you could either be a fan of Bradley Walsh’s kids or Martin Kemp’s kids. Never both
God forbid you ever found yourself in a Kemp estate wearing Walsh colours
God forbid you ever found yourself in a Kemp estate wearing Walsh colours
The appropriate question is ‘when the hell is my poppy?’
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The appropriate question is ‘when the hell is my poppy?’
Michael Bublé always gives Walt Disney’s head a little rub on the way out for good luck
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Michael Bublé always gives Walt Disney’s head a little rub on the way out for good luck
I’ll never forget the day my dad came home and told us the monkeys had written the entire works of Shakespeare and there was no more work to be had
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I’ll never forget the day my dad came home and told us the monkeys had written the entire works of Shakespeare and there was no more work to be had
I’d like to say the last time I was having a bit of a mare was during the horse meat scandal but I’d be lying
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’d like to say the last time I was having a bit of a mare was during the horse meat scandal but I’d be lying
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People who dry themselves after a shower; make your minds up ffs
July 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
People who dry themselves after a shower; make your minds up ffs
Come come Mr Elf, you enjoy a shelf just as much as I do
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Come come Mr Elf, you enjoy a shelf just as much as I do
John Barrowman, draped over my shoulder
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
John Barrowman, draped over my shoulder
What if and this is a big IF
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What if and this is a big IF
Weigh your elf before you wreck your shelf
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Weigh your elf before you wreck your shelf
[handing over blank adoption papers]
Name the child, I’ll take it!
Name the child, I’ll take it!
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[handing over blank adoption papers]
Name the child, I’ll take it!
Name the child, I’ll take it!
I’ll tell you what timb it is.
It’s Justin Timberlake
It’s Justin Timberlake
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ll tell you what timb it is.
It’s Justin Timberlake
It’s Justin Timberlake
What’s this I’ve been hearing about an elf on a shelf?
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What’s this I’ve been hearing about an elf on a shelf?
The vet is saying my dogs a cut ‘n shut. That explains the two tails then
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The vet is saying my dogs a cut ‘n shut. That explains the two tails then
The 27 club has just revoked my membership. It’s been a good run
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The 27 club has just revoked my membership. It’s been a good run
A lot of people in my follows asking for my recipe for Jamie Oliver’s spatchcock jerk chicken with bangin jalapeño flatbreads. You know what guys, fuck you! The secret dies with me
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A lot of people in my follows asking for my recipe for Jamie Oliver’s spatchcock jerk chicken with bangin jalapeño flatbreads. You know what guys, fuck you! The secret dies with me
Forget I’m a sexpert for 1 minute and just sexplain to me what happened like you would to a normal person
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Forget I’m a sexpert for 1 minute and just sexplain to me what happened like you would to a normal person
Qatar hating gays while their flag is a Costas takeaway xmas cup is quite fun
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Qatar hating gays while their flag is a Costas takeaway xmas cup is quite fun
Take the tree down now or you won’t feel the benefit of it come Christmas
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Take the tree down now or you won’t feel the benefit of it come Christmas
Having to pay £1 to be allowed to wear a Christmas jumper at work is basically just another tax on Christmas jumpers
November 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Having to pay £1 to be allowed to wear a Christmas jumper at work is basically just another tax on Christmas jumpers
How many yellow weather warnings is this for you lieutenant?
38…..simulated
38…..simulated
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How many yellow weather warnings is this for you lieutenant?
38…..simulated
38…..simulated
Crazy how you only get 1 chance with hair wax and it gets to decide who you are going to be for the whole day.
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Crazy how you only get 1 chance with hair wax and it gets to decide who you are going to be for the whole day.