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When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
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my favorite thing about the superb owl thing is the sports fans hate it but the part where everyone posts owl pictures is controversial among bird photographers because people get too close to the owls
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
my favorite thing about the superb owl thing is the sports fans hate it but the part where everyone posts owl pictures is controversial among bird photographers because people get too close to the owls
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Number 630: non-alcoholic beer that does have nicotine
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Number 630: non-alcoholic beer that does have nicotine
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"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"
Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social
But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊
(posted with permission)
Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social
But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊
(posted with permission)
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"
Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social
But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊
(posted with permission)
Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social
But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊
(posted with permission)
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they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
The Super Bowl halftime show, with Bad Bunny showcasing Latin music before a global television audience expected to top 100 million, will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star delivers an explicit political message.
The enthusiasm — and scorn — surrounding Bad Bunny’s star turn at the Super Bowl
The halftime show will illustrate the nation’s immigration divide whether or not the reggaeton star makes an explicit message about Trump’s deportation drive.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
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ME: (trying to impress) allow me *holds the door for my date*
DATE: you’re supposed to hold it open
DATE: you’re supposed to hold it open
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
ME: (trying to impress) allow me *holds the door for my date*
DATE: you’re supposed to hold it open
DATE: you’re supposed to hold it open
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.
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Republicans in December 2024: You have one month, degenerates😈
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Republicans in December 2024: You have one month, degenerates😈
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"
Republicans in February 2026: When the left tells us to "cry more," this is an example of comedy that isn't funny because it "punches down"
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NBC allegedly muting the JD Vance boos is a great way to turn a one day story into a two day story.
February 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
NBC allegedly muting the JD Vance boos is a great way to turn a one day story into a two day story.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
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You know how there was that trend that was like men are always thinking about the roman empire?
I'm always thinking about the Columbian Exchange.
I'm always thinking about the Columbian Exchange.
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
You know how there was that trend that was like men are always thinking about the roman empire?
I'm always thinking about the Columbian Exchange.
I'm always thinking about the Columbian Exchange.
please share this widely because I *really* want it to escape containment
The best thing about philosophy is that all the great philosophers in history were basically wrong about almost everything, so there's really not that much pressure to be right.
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
please share this widely because I *really* want it to escape containment
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Those who cringe at the word moist may wish to join the wetness protection program.
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Those who cringe at the word moist may wish to join the wetness protection program.
NEW YORK'S CUTEST
Yesterday, alongside New York’s Cutest, I was proud to announce a major step forward for early childhood education in our city. We’re officially launching 2-K and expanding 3-K by opening a request for new providers ready to help deliver these essential services.
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
NEW YORK'S CUTEST
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I'm starting to think their midterms plan is to lose so many seats that it actually seems suspicious lol
February 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I'm starting to think their midterms plan is to lose so many seats that it actually seems suspicious lol
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Golden snake with gold eyes and a super super-duper long tail, welcome to the war on cars.
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Golden snake with gold eyes and a super super-duper long tail, welcome to the war on cars.
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billionaires should not exist but im about to become one
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
billionaires should not exist but im about to become one
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You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
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Blumenthal: ICE and CBP are out of control. The practices of this agency have to be completely overhauled. It’s like a corporation in bankruptcy—either dissolved or reorganized. They’re morally bankrupt, legally bankrupt, and politically bankrupt.
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Blumenthal: ICE and CBP are out of control. The practices of this agency have to be completely overhauled. It’s like a corporation in bankruptcy—either dissolved or reorganized. They’re morally bankrupt, legally bankrupt, and politically bankrupt.
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On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
On a similar note, as Mamdani continues to notch W after W you’re going to start seeing opinion pieces about how this could never work in any city other than New York, etc., etc. Do not engage! It’s just entrenched power bullshit and that’s all! Don’t let them make that a conversation!
The cutest thing (come to think of it, the only cute thing) I have ever thought about George H W Bush
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The cutest thing (come to think of it, the only cute thing) I have ever thought about George H W Bush
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”