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Accomplished parallel parker. Stood far back when the gravitas was handed out.
Why do the kids say "crashing out" when "mad" is right there?
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why do the kids say "crashing out" when "mad" is right there?
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[any situation arises]
Donald Trump: something that vaguely articulates awareness of the sort of thing that could maybe be said in that situation, while suspiciously indicating no specific knowledge of the situation whatsoever
Tens of millions of Americans: “This man is a genius”
Donald Trump: something that vaguely articulates awareness of the sort of thing that could maybe be said in that situation, while suspiciously indicating no specific knowledge of the situation whatsoever
Tens of millions of Americans: “This man is a genius”
I don’t know if I’m ever going to get over Trump saying “big play coming up” on 2nd and 7.
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
[any situation arises]
Donald Trump: something that vaguely articulates awareness of the sort of thing that could maybe be said in that situation, while suspiciously indicating no specific knowledge of the situation whatsoever
Tens of millions of Americans: “This man is a genius”
Donald Trump: something that vaguely articulates awareness of the sort of thing that could maybe be said in that situation, while suspiciously indicating no specific knowledge of the situation whatsoever
Tens of millions of Americans: “This man is a genius”
The great thing about Christianity is that, much moreso than many other religions, it's so vague and mysterious that you can basically justify anything with it; it's a mostly blank canvas that when filled in reflects yourself far more than it reflects the theologians of old.
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The great thing about Christianity is that, much moreso than many other religions, it's so vague and mysterious that you can basically justify anything with it; it's a mostly blank canvas that when filled in reflects yourself far more than it reflects the theologians of old.
big tent, big tent, BIG TENT, BIG TENT
virginia democrats winning the three big offices with a cia agent, an indian muslim immigrant, and a black lawyer who loves committing terms of service violations is real 2025 democratic party moment
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
big tent, big tent, BIG TENT, BIG TENT
Another thing we can and should do when this is all over: declare that Trump's second term was illegitimate due to his ineligibility to be president after attempting a coup on 1/6/21. Make all his acts void
Either pack the court with justices who agree, or eliminate the ones who don't to make room
Either pack the court with justices who agree, or eliminate the ones who don't to make room
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Another thing we can and should do when this is all over: declare that Trump's second term was illegitimate due to his ineligibility to be president after attempting a coup on 1/6/21. Make all his acts void
Either pack the court with justices who agree, or eliminate the ones who don't to make room
Either pack the court with justices who agree, or eliminate the ones who don't to make room
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Very frankly, far better leaders than him have gone to the guillotine for far less than this repulsive palace of vanity and corruption.
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Very frankly, far better leaders than him have gone to the guillotine for far less than this repulsive palace of vanity and corruption.
Someone help me workshop a catchier way to say "A vote for me is a vote for Roman-style proscriptions of public neo-nazis"
Seriously considering running for public office on one message: Death to radicals.
Within 15 minutes here are the replies that I got. This is the social environment that @mattyglesias.bsky.social thinks is “a fun place for jokes, news, ideas, etc.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Someone help me workshop a catchier way to say "A vote for me is a vote for Roman-style proscriptions of public neo-nazis"
Seriously considering running for public office on one message: Death to radicals.
Within 15 minutes here are the replies that I got. This is the social environment that @mattyglesias.bsky.social thinks is “a fun place for jokes, news, ideas, etc.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Seriously considering running for public office on one message: Death to radicals.
This is probably my first time chess posting, so sorry about that, but FIDE really needs to do something about this Kramnik situation, to say the least.
October 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is probably my first time chess posting, so sorry about that, but FIDE really needs to do something about this Kramnik situation, to say the least.
Really starting to think Cuomo's only still in the race to satisfy his humiliation kink
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Really starting to think Cuomo's only still in the race to satisfy his humiliation kink
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Read theory!
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Read theory!
I love when I log on and see everyone taking about something tangentially that I don't have the context for yet and then trying to puzzle it out.
Everyone's taking about restrooms and the third amendment... So did a restauranteur get arrested for not allowing ICE to take a shit?
Everyone's taking about restrooms and the third amendment... So did a restauranteur get arrested for not allowing ICE to take a shit?
October 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I love when I log on and see everyone taking about something tangentially that I don't have the context for yet and then trying to puzzle it out.
Everyone's taking about restrooms and the third amendment... So did a restauranteur get arrested for not allowing ICE to take a shit?
Everyone's taking about restrooms and the third amendment... So did a restauranteur get arrested for not allowing ICE to take a shit?
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spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with
this meme is actually just real life
this meme is actually just real life
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with
this meme is actually just real life
this meme is actually just real life
It's hilarious that no matter how much Elon tries, he's just not capable of building a consistently evil AI. Every time he reeducates it to be more evil it's either maliciously compliant or it just says "nah I'm gonna be chill"
October 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's hilarious that no matter how much Elon tries, he's just not capable of building a consistently evil AI. Every time he reeducates it to be more evil it's either maliciously compliant or it just says "nah I'm gonna be chill"
if the nazis seem to be losing the juice it's probably because trump--the Mule, the one reason any of these festering turds are within a mile of power--is literally dying and too senile to do his Mule shit
October 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
if the nazis seem to be losing the juice it's probably because trump--the Mule, the one reason any of these festering turds are within a mile of power--is literally dying and too senile to do his Mule shit
That's a capital crime. Trump and Hegseth will die for this.
Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth conspired to murder a fisherman named Chad Joseph (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/w...
Trinidadian Family Says U.S. Military Killed Relative in Boat Attack
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
That's a capital crime. Trump and Hegseth will die for this.
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Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth conspired to murder a fisherman named Chad Joseph (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/w...
Trinidadian Family Says U.S. Military Killed Relative in Boat Attack
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth conspired to murder a fisherman named Chad Joseph (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/w...
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George was just trying to get to work.
ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.
This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.
ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.
This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.
"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."
@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized
@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized
October 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
George was just trying to get to work.
ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.
This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.
ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.
This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.
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They’re right to be scared
Not sure why there's suddenly a complete freakout on the far right about bloodlust from liberals for revenge come 2029. Could be mirror propaganda to stir up preemptive crackdowns or just a realization of how hated these people are.
October 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They’re right to be scared
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The most effective Democratic messenger of my lifetime is the guy who broke every single rule Democrats are currently trying to follow: Barack Hussein Obama, the guy with the weird name who talked like a professor, made sweeping appeals to higher principles, and never once appeared salt-of-the-earth
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The most effective Democratic messenger of my lifetime is the guy who broke every single rule Democrats are currently trying to follow: Barack Hussein Obama, the guy with the weird name who talked like a professor, made sweeping appeals to higher principles, and never once appeared salt-of-the-earth
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we as liberals don't actually need to cede the idea of military effectiveness to the right. we should point out that these meathead morons are going to lose us a fucking war.
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
we as liberals don't actually need to cede the idea of military effectiveness to the right. we should point out that these meathead morons are going to lose us a fucking war.
hey the judge keeps pointing out that i'm a lawyer, this is surely a sign that i'm good at law
Immergut: You're an officer of the court. Do you believe this is appropriate way to deal with my order?
Hamilton: I'm not a policy maker
Immergut: You're a lawyer
In response, Hamilton basically argues no geographic limit to federalization of CA guard...
Hamilton: I'm not a policy maker
Immergut: You're a lawyer
In response, Hamilton basically argues no geographic limit to federalization of CA guard...
October 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
hey the judge keeps pointing out that i'm a lawyer, this is surely a sign that i'm good at law
Paranoid insanity
October 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Paranoid insanity