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@alliegorical.bsky.social
Accomplished parallel parker. Stood far back when the gravitas was handed out.
Pinned
This administration is literally giving the next one permission, loudly and clearly, to shove them all down a mine shaft and bury them in concrete. We should oblige them.
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...what?
Bessent: Maybe your parents, for their retirement, have bought 5, 10, 12 homes
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 PM
...what?
just realized in this moment that bluesky really needs polls. how am I supposed to poll "MLK was/wasn't a communist and that's good/bad"?
January 19, 2026 at 11:23 PM
just realized in this moment that bluesky really needs polls. how am I supposed to poll "MLK was/wasn't a communist and that's good/bad"?
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Liberalism is a radical idea of universal liberation, even if most of its modern-day adherents are squishy opportunists who are simply echoing what they perceive as the prevailing ideology of their friends
I have come to understand that Will Stancil was always radical, he just wasn’t (likely, still isn’t) radical about the precise thing(s) a lot of us on here wanted him to be radical about.
I’m hearing people freak about a military deployment to Minneapolis but it doesn’t change much. It’s scarier but the same. We still outnumber them 100 to 1. They have more guns than us either way. They can shoot us either way. They’ll probably be easier to find and follow if they’re in a tank.
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Liberalism is a radical idea of universal liberation, even if most of its modern-day adherents are squishy opportunists who are simply echoing what they perceive as the prevailing ideology of their friends
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Will Stancil is the greatest poaster of all time, exhibit thirty-something
I confess! I'm confessing! I'm doing the thing you're arguing in federal court is illegal! Your agents have recorded me doing it, I have recorded myself doing it. You know my name and address. So why aren't you kicking down my door? It's almost like you DON'T HAVE A CASE, @icegov.bsky.social.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Will Stancil is the greatest poaster of all time, exhibit thirty-something
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Stick this directly in my veins
January 17, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Stick this directly in my veins
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I think it’s fair to say that under any previous president a White House staffer who spoke about a NATO ally like this would have been hog tied and throw bodily out over the White House fence in propitiation of the ravening congressional committees marching down Pennsylvania Ave to investigate.
Miller: Denmark is a tiny country with a tiny economy and a tiny military. They cannot defend Greenland… Under every understanding of law that has existed about territorial control for 500 years, to control a territory you have to be able to defend a territory…
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I think it’s fair to say that under any previous president a White House staffer who spoke about a NATO ally like this would have been hog tied and throw bodily out over the White House fence in propitiation of the ravening congressional committees marching down Pennsylvania Ave to investigate.
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ICE finding out that stancil will absolutely never log off
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
ICE finding out that stancil will absolutely never log off
Man, people really do just block at the drop of a hat on this site. Where's your passion? Your love of the game?
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Man, people really do just block at the drop of a hat on this site. Where's your passion? Your love of the game?
More of this type shit in every US city
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 AM
More of this type shit in every US city
If Trump tries fleeing to Qatar we'll just Maduro his ass right back
This is what criminals & soon-to-be-sanctioned dictators do: set up a cozy personal nest egg in a country that won't extradite them & has no agreements that would compel them to enforce other countries' sanctions.
That's why sanctioned Russian oligarchs made a beeline for the UAE in 2022.
That's why sanctioned Russian oligarchs made a beeline for the UAE in 2022.
The main bank account holding revenue from the Venezuelan oil sales is located in Qatar.
“There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
“There is no basis in law for a president to set up an offshore account that he controls so that he can sell assets seized by the American military,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If Trump tries fleeing to Qatar we'll just Maduro his ass right back
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come to minneapolis you miserable toad of a man
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
come to minneapolis you miserable toad of a man
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One of the New Popular Front's strongest soldiers because it turns out that "having the true heart of a poaster" can turn out to in fact mean "absolutely having that dawg in him"
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
One of the New Popular Front's strongest soldiers because it turns out that "having the true heart of a poaster" can turn out to in fact mean "absolutely having that dawg in him"
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So if you’re a black bloc type, sit back & don’t try to be the leader. If you’re radical, realize that you’re part of a popular front. Today, liberals and moderate and radicals and progressives and leftists have to be one team. If you’re the one pulling in a different direction, you’re the problem.
April 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So if you’re a black bloc type, sit back & don’t try to be the leader. If you’re radical, realize that you’re part of a popular front. Today, liberals and moderate and radicals and progressives and leftists have to be one team. If you’re the one pulling in a different direction, you’re the problem.
A face that bore no mark of pain or fear or guilt
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
A face that bore no mark of pain or fear or guilt
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My favorite scene in FFIIIIII is the one where Maduin and Madonna ballroom dance in the dark, then they both cum on the floor and it becomes the main character of the game
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
My favorite scene in FFIIIIII is the one where Maduin and Madonna ballroom dance in the dark, then they both cum on the floor and it becomes the main character of the game
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Being shot in the face by the paramilitary secret police after dropping your kid off at school apparently is not a kitchen table issue.
Jeffries dodged when multiple reporter, myself included, ask about using appropriations to rein in ICE
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Being shot in the face by the paramilitary secret police after dropping your kid off at school apparently is not a kitchen table issue.
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Truly who is primarying him. I am ready to knock on every door, sweet talk every doorman, flyer and post and march for you.
Jeffries dodged when multiple reporter, myself included, ask about using appropriations to rein in ICE
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Truly who is primarying him. I am ready to knock on every door, sweet talk every doorman, flyer and post and march for you.
You know what? Fuck it. Put him on the list. He can go in the pit too.
Jeffries dodged when multiple reporter, myself included, ask about using appropriations to rein in ICE
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
You know what? Fuck it. Put him on the list. He can go in the pit too.
We're just speedrunning a year's worth of events in like two weeks
btw tomorrow is jobs day and the first day we could possibly get a SCOTUS ruling on Trump's tariffs, in case you thought there wasn't enough news recently
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
We're just speedrunning a year's worth of events in like two weeks
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CNL has had some bad takes, but r/neoliberal is the true redoubt of the revolution
January 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
CNL has had some bad takes, but r/neoliberal is the true redoubt of the revolution
Anybody got an address on this goon?
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Anybody got an address on this goon?