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Accomplished parallel parker. Stood far back when the gravitas was handed out.
That's fucking loser talk. If a guy breaks into your house and holds a gun to your child's head, but you have a gun too, none of your options are good, but the very last thing you should do is give the guy your gun.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That's fucking loser talk. If a guy breaks into your house and holds a gun to your child's head, but you have a gun too, none of your options are good, but the very last thing you should do is give the guy your gun.
Coward. Loser shit. This is why we keep getting rolled.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Coward. Loser shit. This is why we keep getting rolled.
It's easy to make shitty slop when the thing you're trying to recreate was a festering turd to begin with
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's easy to make shitty slop when the thing you're trying to recreate was a festering turd to begin with
You are very much in the minority
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You are very much in the minority
this is fine
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
this is fine
how can you be a socialist but not a leftist? i mean, unless you were some kind of like "national socialist" or something, but that'd be crazy
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
how can you be a socialist but not a leftist? i mean, unless you were some kind of like "national socialist" or something, but that'd be crazy
those posts were fine what???
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
those posts were fine what???
No one can actually pretend to be as stupid as Trump is, you either got it or you don't.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No one can actually pretend to be as stupid as Trump is, you either got it or you don't.
I'm starting to think that the secret behind Trump's juice, the thing no other GOP leader can convincingly emulate, both his greatest strength and weakness, is that he genuinely believes the stuff Fox News and the rest of the right wing media spews. His brain is pickled in it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I'm starting to think that the secret behind Trump's juice, the thing no other GOP leader can convincingly emulate, both his greatest strength and weakness, is that he genuinely believes the stuff Fox News and the rest of the right wing media spews. His brain is pickled in it.
i barely know what a rooming house is lol
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i barely know what a rooming house is lol
not wanting roommates when you're young seems weird to me. i could get home from work late, crack open a cold one with the boys, play some guitar hero and smoke weed, or just chill in my bedroom and play Hearts of Iron 2, and it was cheap and fun!
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
not wanting roommates when you're young seems weird to me. i could get home from work late, crack open a cold one with the boys, play some guitar hero and smoke weed, or just chill in my bedroom and play Hearts of Iron 2, and it was cheap and fun!
literally me too.
I did live alone for a couple years in my early thirties (for the exact same reason Jesse Pinkman did in the first season of Breaking Bad), but I was content living out of bedrooms in shared living spaces until I was engaged and promptly coughed up for a house.
I did live alone for a couple years in my early thirties (for the exact same reason Jesse Pinkman did in the first season of Breaking Bad), but I was content living out of bedrooms in shared living spaces until I was engaged and promptly coughed up for a house.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
literally me too.
I did live alone for a couple years in my early thirties (for the exact same reason Jesse Pinkman did in the first season of Breaking Bad), but I was content living out of bedrooms in shared living spaces until I was engaged and promptly coughed up for a house.
I did live alone for a couple years in my early thirties (for the exact same reason Jesse Pinkman did in the first season of Breaking Bad), but I was content living out of bedrooms in shared living spaces until I was engaged and promptly coughed up for a house.
I don't think they're actually deciding much of anything at all, that implies they're thinking about it
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't think they're actually deciding much of anything at all, that implies they're thinking about it
The blowback is actually heartening. Literally nobody seems to like this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The blowback is actually heartening. Literally nobody seems to like this.
Fair, I'm just sick of the unironic LBJ simps who seem to be everywhere these days
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fair, I'm just sick of the unironic LBJ simps who seem to be everywhere these days
I am once again asking leftists to ask a leftist who was alive during LBJ's presidency what they think of him before glazing him.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I am once again asking leftists to ask a leftist who was alive during LBJ's presidency what they think of him before glazing him.
Who's being crushed so we can have cheap clothes?
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Who's being crushed so we can have cheap clothes?
Private equity owns 2% of the nation's housing stock
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Private equity owns 2% of the nation's housing stock
The far left and far right literally just don't believe positive-sum exchanges are possible. Nothing can ever be gained but at another person's expense
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The far left and far right literally just don't believe positive-sum exchanges are possible. Nothing can ever be gained but at another person's expense
Please by all means put the quote in its proper context
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Please by all means put the quote in its proper context