Can You Suplex a Train?
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Asking the most important question in gaming.
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★☆☆☆☆ Too many stakes, not enough appetizers. Would not recommend.
September 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
★☆☆☆☆ Too many stakes, not enough appetizers. Would not recommend.
Did you know...
... the NES game Final Fantasy was not originally a Final Fantasy game? Released in Japan as Doki Doki Dragon Quest, it was converted to Final Fantasy when Howard Phillips (Nintendo of America) expressed concern over whether Americans would accept the original's hardcore sex scenes.
... the NES game Final Fantasy was not originally a Final Fantasy game? Released in Japan as Doki Doki Dragon Quest, it was converted to Final Fantasy when Howard Phillips (Nintendo of America) expressed concern over whether Americans would accept the original's hardcore sex scenes.
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Did you know...
... the NES game Final Fantasy was not originally a Final Fantasy game? Released in Japan as Doki Doki Dragon Quest, it was converted to Final Fantasy when Howard Phillips (Nintendo of America) expressed concern over whether Americans would accept the original's hardcore sex scenes.
... the NES game Final Fantasy was not originally a Final Fantasy game? Released in Japan as Doki Doki Dragon Quest, it was converted to Final Fantasy when Howard Phillips (Nintendo of America) expressed concern over whether Americans would accept the original's hardcore sex scenes.
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And so they walked on, neither understanding, both pretending they did.
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And so they walked on, neither understanding, both pretending they did.
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No suplex without consent
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
No suplex without consent
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POV: When the battle theme starts playing in my head
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
POV: When the battle theme starts playing in my head
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Funded in 20 minutes
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Funded in 20 minutes
Am I the only one who kinda liked this trainwreck?
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Am I the only one who kinda liked this trainwreck?
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January 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Brie is just blue cheese for pussies
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Brie is just blue cheese for pussies
The Life of a Buc-ee
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The Life of a Buc-ee
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My new wall scroll adds an elegant beauty to any living space
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My new wall scroll adds an elegant beauty to any living space
My new wall scroll adds an elegant beauty to any living space
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My new wall scroll adds an elegant beauty to any living space
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It was localized from the original Japanese version, which just said "Snoogans."
Some argue that the subtlety was lost in the translation, but there's really no other way to capture the original intent in English.
Some argue that the subtlety was lost in the translation, but there's really no other way to capture the original intent in English.
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It was localized from the original Japanese version, which just said "Snoogans."
Some argue that the subtlety was lost in the translation, but there's really no other way to capture the original intent in English.
Some argue that the subtlety was lost in the translation, but there's really no other way to capture the original intent in English.
I'm good enough
I'm smart enough
And doggoneit, I can suplex a train
I'm smart enough
And doggoneit, I can suplex a train
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm good enough
I'm smart enough
And doggoneit, I can suplex a train
I'm smart enough
And doggoneit, I can suplex a train
BlueSky Poster 'Can You Suplex A Train?' Suplexes His Last Train at 78, Leaving Behind A Bunch Of Bullshit Nonsense
I swear if I die and anyone writes something like this about me... You better hope that they burned my head and shot it out of a confetti cannon; if not I'm reanimating and coming for you
And another thing: I'm not mad. Don't write in my People Magazine obituary that I got mad about "followers"
And another thing: I'm not mad. Don't write in my People Magazine obituary that I got mad about "followers"
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
BlueSky Poster 'Can You Suplex A Train?' Suplexes His Last Train at 78, Leaving Behind A Bunch Of Bullshit Nonsense
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It's Always Soulsy in Lordran
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's Always Soulsy in Lordran
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Name a better trilogy, I'll wait.
December 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Name a better trilogy, I'll wait.
To this, I bear witness
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
To this, I bear witness
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Woke dolphin shit
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Woke dolphin shit
Betrayed by comfort
December 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Betrayed by comfort
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