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Can You Suplex a Train?
@suplexatrain.bsky.social
Asking the most important question in gaming.

Blame @Syncoplay.bsky.social for this nonsense.

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Would you?
Sure, sex is fun, but would you have killed Tuvix?
January 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The big booty brawler, the voluptuous Victor, gonna put the crap in Crapcom, the donk in Donksiders, and the punch in PunchingYouInTheFaceWithMyAss
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Nintendo's O.G. Bubble Monkey don't need no gum to lift that bum.

D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Nintendo's O.G. Bubble Monkey don't need no gum to lift that bum.

D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Some guy on Twitter just told me trains aren't cool, so I'm rebranding to Can You Suplex a Butt?, where we talk about video game butts that we really want to suplex.

First up, let's reverse this rock hard rump and slam it into the ground! XY⬇️⬆️
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
★★★☆☆
Hard as hell to watch, let me solo it for you
January 30, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Can you suplex my Switch game collection?
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
*shocked Pikachu face*
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Not all heroes wear capes
January 28, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Ok boomer
January 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Have you suplexed a train?
January 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Young Henry Cavill agrees
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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X Y ↓ ↑ A!
**9999**
Love my JRPG community- always coming through! #fuckice
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 AM
My pronouns are muscle/head
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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If I have to know that the Fallout x My Little Pony crossover novel has a higher rating on Goodreads than To Kill A Mockingbird, then so do you
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
For the greater good
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Everything else on the menu will have you shitting acid.

⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Kingdom Hearts starting to run out of Disney properties to pilfer
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
New Kingdom Hearts IV leak
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Smart kid
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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@suplexatrain.bsky.social
Suplexes: 2
Trains: 0
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Gonna get real for a minute. I started this account on the shitsite as a low-effort way to highlight weird games where you could not suplex a train.

500+ increasingly unhinged memes later and it's completely changed. Seeing your responses is the highlight of most days. Thanks for the support!
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Marked by a scar from a formative clash with his adversary, a taciturn young man enters a prestigious academy devoted to magical powers.

His education is interrupted as personal rivalries evolve into a vast struggle that transcends nations, identities, and the boundaries of space and time.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM