Can You Suplex a Train?
@suplexatrain.bsky.social
Asking the most important question in gaming.
Blame @Syncoplay.bsky.social for this nonsense.
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Blame @Syncoplay.bsky.social for this nonsense.
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Sure, sex is fun, but would you have killed Tuvix?
January 30, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Sure, sex is fun, but would you have killed Tuvix?
The big booty brawler, the voluptuous Victor, gonna put the crap in Crapcom, the donk in Donksiders, and the punch in PunchingYouInTheFaceWithMyAss
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The big booty brawler, the voluptuous Victor, gonna put the crap in Crapcom, the donk in Donksiders, and the punch in PunchingYouInTheFaceWithMyAss
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Nintendo's O.G. Bubble Monkey don't need no gum to lift that bum.
D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Nintendo's O.G. Bubble Monkey don't need no gum to lift that bum.
D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
Nintendo's O.G. Bubble Monkey don't need no gum to lift that bum.
D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Nintendo's O.G. Bubble Monkey don't need no gum to lift that bum.
D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
D.K.! DOOKIE CAVE!
Some guy on Twitter just told me trains aren't cool, so I'm rebranding to Can You Suplex a Butt?, where we talk about video game butts that we really want to suplex.
First up, let's reverse this rock hard rump and slam it into the ground! XY⬇️⬆️
First up, let's reverse this rock hard rump and slam it into the ground! XY⬇️⬆️
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Some guy on Twitter just told me trains aren't cool, so I'm rebranding to Can You Suplex a Butt?, where we talk about video game butts that we really want to suplex.
First up, let's reverse this rock hard rump and slam it into the ground! XY⬇️⬆️
First up, let's reverse this rock hard rump and slam it into the ground! XY⬇️⬆️
★★★☆☆
Hard as hell to watch, let me solo it for you
Hard as hell to watch, let me solo it for you
January 30, 2026 at 6:01 AM
★★★☆☆
Hard as hell to watch, let me solo it for you
Hard as hell to watch, let me solo it for you
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Can you suplex my Switch game collection?
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Can you suplex my Switch game collection?
*shocked Pikachu face*
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
*shocked Pikachu face*
Not all heroes wear capes
January 28, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Not all heroes wear capes
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Have you suplexed a train?
January 27, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Have you suplexed a train?
Young Henry Cavill agrees
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Young Henry Cavill agrees
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X Y ↓ ↑ A!
**9999**
**9999**
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 AM
X Y ↓ ↑ A!
**9999**
**9999**
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My pronouns are muscle/head
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 PM
My pronouns are muscle/head
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If I have to know that the Fallout x My Little Pony crossover novel has a higher rating on Goodreads than To Kill A Mockingbird, then so do you
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If I have to know that the Fallout x My Little Pony crossover novel has a higher rating on Goodreads than To Kill A Mockingbird, then so do you
For the greater good
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
For the greater good
Everything else on the menu will have you shitting acid.
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January 22, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Everything else on the menu will have you shitting acid.
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Kingdom Hearts starting to run out of Disney properties to pilfer
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Kingdom Hearts starting to run out of Disney properties to pilfer
New Kingdom Hearts IV leak
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
New Kingdom Hearts IV leak
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January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Gonna get real for a minute. I started this account on the shitsite as a low-effort way to highlight weird games where you could not suplex a train.
500+ increasingly unhinged memes later and it's completely changed. Seeing your responses is the highlight of most days. Thanks for the support!
500+ increasingly unhinged memes later and it's completely changed. Seeing your responses is the highlight of most days. Thanks for the support!
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Gonna get real for a minute. I started this account on the shitsite as a low-effort way to highlight weird games where you could not suplex a train.
500+ increasingly unhinged memes later and it's completely changed. Seeing your responses is the highlight of most days. Thanks for the support!
500+ increasingly unhinged memes later and it's completely changed. Seeing your responses is the highlight of most days. Thanks for the support!
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Marked by a scar from a formative clash with his adversary, a taciturn young man enters a prestigious academy devoted to magical powers.
His education is interrupted as personal rivalries evolve into a vast struggle that transcends nations, identities, and the boundaries of space and time.
His education is interrupted as personal rivalries evolve into a vast struggle that transcends nations, identities, and the boundaries of space and time.
January 17, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Marked by a scar from a formative clash with his adversary, a taciturn young man enters a prestigious academy devoted to magical powers.
His education is interrupted as personal rivalries evolve into a vast struggle that transcends nations, identities, and the boundaries of space and time.
His education is interrupted as personal rivalries evolve into a vast struggle that transcends nations, identities, and the boundaries of space and time.