Exiled.
@exiledgamer.bsky.social
Level 45 gamer. Real life human. Survived 8 separate Bluesky deaths. I mostly play RPGs but enjoy a wide variety of games.
Occasionally I am quite silly, but we all are, so it's OK.
Occasionally I am quite silly, but we all are, so it's OK.
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New month new #promosky
I'm Exile, a middle age gamer dad that pretends to be a middle age gamer dad on the internet.
🎮Final Fantasy
🎮Path of Exile
🎮Horizon
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🍞Real life baking
Hope to see you around Bluesky
I'm Exile, a middle age gamer dad that pretends to be a middle age gamer dad on the internet.
🎮Final Fantasy
🎮Path of Exile
🎮Horizon
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🍞Real life baking
Hope to see you around Bluesky
You get deported for being a criminal. Authorities put you on a boat, but the boat sinks and you wash up on a beach. You fight your way back home but in the process, wake up some gods, one of whom is devouring the city you were deported from
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
You get deported for being a criminal. Authorities put you on a boat, but the boat sinks and you wash up on a beach. You fight your way back home but in the process, wake up some gods, one of whom is devouring the city you were deported from
This is an Aloy in the sickness eater outfit appreciation post. (My personal favorite) Sickness, indeed.
All right I'm going to shut up about Horizon for a while
All right I'm going to shut up about Horizon for a while
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
This is an Aloy in the sickness eater outfit appreciation post. (My personal favorite) Sickness, indeed.
All right I'm going to shut up about Horizon for a while
All right I'm going to shut up about Horizon for a while
Couple of blooper pics: First is a guard standing in midair, and in the second I managed to curl up like a cat in a box and fit in this tiny place. Fun fact: you cannot get out of there
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Couple of blooper pics: First is a guard standing in midair, and in the second I managed to curl up like a cat in a box and fit in this tiny place. Fun fact: you cannot get out of there
Rolled credits on Horizon Zero Dawn! Stayed up late playing it.
What a game. Playing it, I had a hard time deciding what genre it is -- it seems ARPG, but also a little Minecraft and a little Metal Gear. It's really unique in how it lets you approach any fight. 10/10 game
What a game. Playing it, I had a hard time deciding what genre it is -- it seems ARPG, but also a little Minecraft and a little Metal Gear. It's really unique in how it lets you approach any fight. 10/10 game
February 7, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Rolled credits on Horizon Zero Dawn! Stayed up late playing it.
What a game. Playing it, I had a hard time deciding what genre it is -- it seems ARPG, but also a little Minecraft and a little Metal Gear. It's really unique in how it lets you approach any fight. 10/10 game
What a game. Playing it, I had a hard time deciding what genre it is -- it seems ARPG, but also a little Minecraft and a little Metal Gear. It's really unique in how it lets you approach any fight. 10/10 game
Good morning folks. Hope your day is filled with some good coffee and good games.
February 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Good morning folks. Hope your day is filled with some good coffee and good games.
QTP with your anime crush
(In case you're wondering I'm attracted to powerful women and she's roughly the same age as me)
(In case you're wondering I'm attracted to powerful women and she's roughly the same age as me)
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
QTP with your anime crush
(In case you're wondering I'm attracted to powerful women and she's roughly the same age as me)
(In case you're wondering I'm attracted to powerful women and she's roughly the same age as me)
Everybody already hates this. I don't know, maybe Craig Mazin will attack that Navy SEAL with a rubber band gun and win somehow. I say let him try; this is going to be funny.
HBO has greenlit a Baldur's Gate TV series, helmed by The Last of Us showrunner Craig Mazin
www.gamesindustry.biz/baldurs-gate...
www.gamesindustry.biz/baldurs-gate...
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Everybody already hates this. I don't know, maybe Craig Mazin will attack that Navy SEAL with a rubber band gun and win somehow. I say let him try; this is going to be funny.
Dead Cells. I never got into roguelikes but my brother wouldn't shut up about Dead Cells so I bought it when it went on sale. Found it fun and ended up playing other roguelikes like Absolum. DC caused me to reevaluate the genre
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Dead Cells. I never got into roguelikes but my brother wouldn't shut up about Dead Cells so I bought it when it went on sale. Found it fun and ended up playing other roguelikes like Absolum. DC caused me to reevaluate the genre
Reposted by Exiled.
How I look at JRPG’s releasing with an 80 hour story minimum, a level up screen and a skill tree
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
How I look at JRPG’s releasing with an 80 hour story minimum, a level up screen and a skill tree
I'm playing through Zero Dawn and near the end, and I found it fun to sneak around, ambush a machine and then run away while the rest of the pack chases me through the minefield I laid.
Not sure this game has this
Not sure this game has this
The hunt is on.
Step into the world of Horizon Hunters Gathering, a new co-op action game from Guerrilla coming to PS5 and PC: play.st/3ZPOtYi
Step into the world of Horizon Hunters Gathering, a new co-op action game from Guerrilla coming to PS5 and PC: play.st/3ZPOtYi
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I'm playing through Zero Dawn and near the end, and I found it fun to sneak around, ambush a machine and then run away while the rest of the pack chases me through the minefield I laid.
Not sure this game has this
Not sure this game has this
Completed Absolum final boss with an assist from my son! This game feels considerably more difficult with two players, but it's because we never quite got the teamwork part down, and the game adds extra enemies and makes the bosses tougher to compensate.
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Completed Absolum final boss with an assist from my son! This game feels considerably more difficult with two players, but it's because we never quite got the teamwork part down, and the game adds extra enemies and makes the bosses tougher to compensate.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Alchemical crafting components
2 magical scrolls, which on close examination are really just Excel spreadsheets
3 challenge coins
1 beer. Drinking it restores 30% health.
Alchemical crafting components
2 magical scrolls, which on close examination are really just Excel spreadsheets
3 challenge coins
1 beer. Drinking it restores 30% health.
Loot that drops after defeating me: one very old coffee cup, a handful of coffee grounds, shiny rocks, a small illegible journal and a dog collar for a pup named Pancake that you will now have to defeat (her health bar is enormous and she’s very good at dodging/has the muscles of a bodybuilder)
Loot that drops after defeating me: a bundle of poop bags for The Crew, the reading glasses I couldn't find, some dryer lint that got stuck in my pants pocket, and a random guitar pick or two.
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Alchemical crafting components
2 magical scrolls, which on close examination are really just Excel spreadsheets
3 challenge coins
1 beer. Drinking it restores 30% health.
Alchemical crafting components
2 magical scrolls, which on close examination are really just Excel spreadsheets
3 challenge coins
1 beer. Drinking it restores 30% health.
Just realized that the thunderjaws aren't guarding the flower. One tjaw gave the flower to the other because they are dating. Then I came along and stuck a bomb on one, stole the flower, and ran for the hills.
I cock-blocked a thunderjaw. 10/10 game
I cock-blocked a thunderjaw. 10/10 game
There are *two* thunderjaws guarding a metal flower -- which is in the lake in this pic here. WTF is this metal flower that it needs two thunderjaws on patrol. Damn thing better be made out of platinum
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Just realized that the thunderjaws aren't guarding the flower. One tjaw gave the flower to the other because they are dating. Then I came along and stuck a bomb on one, stole the flower, and ran for the hills.
I cock-blocked a thunderjaw. 10/10 game
I cock-blocked a thunderjaw. 10/10 game
There are *two* thunderjaws guarding a metal flower -- which is in the lake in this pic here. WTF is this metal flower that it needs two thunderjaws on patrol. Damn thing better be made out of platinum
February 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
There are *two* thunderjaws guarding a metal flower -- which is in the lake in this pic here. WTF is this metal flower that it needs two thunderjaws on patrol. Damn thing better be made out of platinum
Is it just me or is there an entire genre of anime that is basically about getting stuck inside a video game
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Is it just me or is there an entire genre of anime that is basically about getting stuck inside a video game
New month new #promosky
I'm Exile, a middle age gamer dad that pretends to be a middle age gamer dad on the internet.
🎮Final Fantasy
🎮Path of Exile
🎮Horizon
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🍞Real life baking
Hope to see you around Bluesky
I'm Exile, a middle age gamer dad that pretends to be a middle age gamer dad on the internet.
🎮Final Fantasy
🎮Path of Exile
🎮Horizon
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🍞Real life baking
Hope to see you around Bluesky
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
New month new #promosky
I'm Exile, a middle age gamer dad that pretends to be a middle age gamer dad on the internet.
🎮Final Fantasy
🎮Path of Exile
🎮Horizon
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🍞Real life baking
Hope to see you around Bluesky
I'm Exile, a middle age gamer dad that pretends to be a middle age gamer dad on the internet.
🎮Final Fantasy
🎮Path of Exile
🎮Horizon
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🍞Real life baking
Hope to see you around Bluesky
Horizon landscape appreciation post
January 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Horizon landscape appreciation post
One Sausage After Another
Sausage Fuzz
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
One Sausage After Another
F me this Melania movie isn't about Elden Ring boss battles.
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
F me this Melania movie isn't about Elden Ring boss battles.
Slightly diminish a game
Quest 63
Ninja Amusing Anecdote
Dim Souls
Legend of Zelda Twilight Socialite
Pretty Good Mario Bros.
Devil May Pout
Resident Annoying
Bioshock Graham's Number
Quest 63
Ninja Amusing Anecdote
Dim Souls
Legend of Zelda Twilight Socialite
Pretty Good Mario Bros.
Devil May Pout
Resident Annoying
Bioshock Graham's Number
Slightly diminish a game:
New Super Luigi Bros. Wii
New Super Luigi Bros. Wii
Slightly diminish a game:
Kirby’s Return to Florida
Kirby’s Return to Florida
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Slightly diminish a game
Quest 63
Ninja Amusing Anecdote
Dim Souls
Legend of Zelda Twilight Socialite
Pretty Good Mario Bros.
Devil May Pout
Resident Annoying
Bioshock Graham's Number
Quest 63
Ninja Amusing Anecdote
Dim Souls
Legend of Zelda Twilight Socialite
Pretty Good Mario Bros.
Devil May Pout
Resident Annoying
Bioshock Graham's Number
Hot damn. This guy was quite the rough customer. And then when I finally shot him down, his idiot self flew off a cliff while dying so I couldn't salvage its body.
January 24, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Hot damn. This guy was quite the rough customer. And then when I finally shot him down, his idiot self flew off a cliff while dying so I couldn't salvage its body.
Sea of Stars Clockmaker expansion has a really cool final boss fight, but I'm seeing here on my achievements that less than 4% of players got it. Clockmaker achievements are all really low% which tells me that most players didn't play Clockmaker, which makes me sad.
(No picture because spoilers)
(No picture because spoilers)
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Sea of Stars Clockmaker expansion has a really cool final boss fight, but I'm seeing here on my achievements that less than 4% of players got it. Clockmaker achievements are all really low% which tells me that most players didn't play Clockmaker, which makes me sad.
(No picture because spoilers)
(No picture because spoilers)
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
And that's credits on Absolum! First run completed with Galandra. This game is a lot of fun and I'll probably finish the game with the other characters and maybe even take a shot at that superboss.
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
And that's credits on Absolum! First run completed with Galandra. This game is a lot of fun and I'll probably finish the game with the other characters and maybe even take a shot at that superboss.
Cautiously optimistic about this Tomb Raider series. Turner is nailing the look but they need to change the shorts to tan.
First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Prime Video's Tomb Raider series
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Cautiously optimistic about this Tomb Raider series. Turner is nailing the look but they need to change the shorts to tan.