joyeux noel
@aiyaruk.bsky.social
UXR, former MechE, current dispenser of hot takes. I believe in the you that believes in me. Bi, butch. They/them. ICE delenda est.
Party quote: ITS FUCKING JESUS AGAIN
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Party quote: ITS FUCKING JESUS AGAIN
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what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
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Ok that was a good prostate psa
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Ok that was a good prostate psa
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Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk
Bad Bunny:
Bad Bunny:
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk
Bad Bunny:
Bad Bunny:
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Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far
Everyone at the party is having a great time with this show even though I am the only one who understands what is going on even a little. A+ performance.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Everyone at the party is having a great time with this show even though I am the only one who understands what is going on even a little. A+ performance.
I am the whitest person at this party and I am the one translating this halftime show lmao
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I am the whitest person at this party and I am the one translating this halftime show lmao
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btw every time they show the Golden Gate Bridge
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
btw every time they show the Golden Gate Bridge
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The Dunkin ad is in the uncanny valley — not the one for CGI, the one that’s too bad to be funny but not bad enough to be funny again about how bad it is
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The Dunkin ad is in the uncanny valley — not the one for CGI, the one that’s too bad to be funny but not bad enough to be funny again about how bad it is
The party I'm at has a pug named Pumpernickel and I would die for her
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The party I'm at has a pug named Pumpernickel and I would die for her
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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wild when you realize the post game flush is still 2¢ a gallon
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
wild when you realize the post game flush is still 2¢ a gallon
Yessssss non-evil pan representstion
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
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February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Yessssss non-evil pan representstion
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if i gave jesus a la croix would he make champagne
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
if i gave jesus a la croix would he make champagne
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I need this poster on my bedroom wall
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I need this poster on my bedroom wall
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I rebuke you in Jesus' name
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I rebuke you in Jesus' name
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what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
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Liam Ramos has more American spirit in his little finger than this sonofabitch has in his entire body
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Liam Ramos has more American spirit in his little finger than this sonofabitch has in his entire body
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“Living in America” isn’t some special award that we have to dole out carefully. It’s not a prize or a gold medal. It doesn’t hurt me to have neighbors like Liam Ramos. These people are such stupid freaks.
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
“Living in America” isn’t some special award that we have to dole out carefully. It’s not a prize or a gold medal. It doesn’t hurt me to have neighbors like Liam Ramos. These people are such stupid freaks.
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Biggest W in the history of historians tbh
Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Biggest W in the history of historians tbh
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There should be Congressional hearings over this
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
There should be Congressional hearings over this
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i need an emotional support perogi
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i need an emotional support perogi