joyeux noel
@aiyaruk.bsky.social
UXR, former MechE, current dispenser of hot takes. I believe in the you that believes in me. Bi, butch. They/them. ICE delenda est.
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It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters 🙏❤️
Troop 6000
www.girlscoutsnyc.org
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It’s once again Girl Scout cookie season so it’s time for me remind everyone to please consider buying from NYC’s Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters 🙏❤️
Tiki time at the aptly named Makeout Room
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Tiki time at the aptly named Makeout Room
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Yeah they loved it when my Christian ancestors arrived
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
February 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Yeah they loved it when my Christian ancestors arrived
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
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Republicans don’t even believe this now, which is why House Republicans tried to get the House Chaplain fired for being a Jesuit during Trump’s first term
This is your regular reminder that the idea that Christianity is a thing uniform beliefs that everyone within “Western Civilization” believed and agreed on is a fiction that just ignores centuries of Christians killing each other and fighting literal wars over their different beliefs.
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
www.state.gov/releases/off...
www.state.gov/releases/off...
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Republicans don’t even believe this now, which is why House Republicans tried to get the House Chaplain fired for being a Jesuit during Trump’s first term
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This is like a Hitman level
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This is like a Hitman level
Me, looking at MyChart: so it looks like everything is pretty normal but I'm still deficient in vitamin D
Partner: >:)
Me: Don't say it.
Partner >:D
Partner: >:)
Me: Don't say it.
Partner >:D
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Me, looking at MyChart: so it looks like everything is pretty normal but I'm still deficient in vitamin D
Partner: >:)
Me: Don't say it.
Partner >:D
Partner: >:)
Me: Don't say it.
Partner >:D
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dangerous when rival pickleball crews come through talking shit. at this rate, the only way to keep the community center safe will be to settle our differences using breakdancing
Anthony Sapienza and his wife Julianne Sapienza face felony battery charges following a heated pickleball brawl, officials said.
Florida pickleball brawl involving up to 20 people results in paddles to the face and felony charges
Anthony Sapienza, 63, and his wife Julianne Sapienza, 51, were arrested after multiple people sustained injuries, including a 70-year-old man.
nbcnews.to
February 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
dangerous when rival pickleball crews come through talking shit. at this rate, the only way to keep the community center safe will be to settle our differences using breakdancing
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roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
violets are blue
tom homan’s a bitch
greg bovino, too
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
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Happy valentine's day ❤️
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Happy valentine's day ❤️
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Bringing my best Valentine's tweet from the bad place to the skyfeed
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Bringing my best Valentine's tweet from the bad place to the skyfeed
Happy Valentine's Day, friends that live in my phone
February 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, friends that live in my phone
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Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
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I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I am gonna go out on a limb and say that a Jersey dude so horrified that he went to his first protest and is trying not to cry on camera has a pretty good chance of staying radicalized. And that while Bluesky loves to pick apart things like this, this kinda video moves the needle for OTHER dudes.
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We bought Article II of the United Nations Charter with the blood of a hundred million human beings, and less than a century later, it's being sold for nothing by people who don't even understand what they're doing.
i think this is what drives me nuts. people talk about how, say, the UN was founded by "starry eyed idealists" who didn't understand "reality." the truth is that the UN was founded by those who had just fought and *won* the bloodiest war in human history.
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
We bought Article II of the United Nations Charter with the blood of a hundred million human beings, and less than a century later, it's being sold for nothing by people who don't even understand what they're doing.
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was trying to recall the Lily Allen song where she sings "don't you want to have somebody who objectifies you" (it's "Hard Out Here") and stumbled onto maybe the most deranged set of lyrics in existence
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
was trying to recall the Lily Allen song where she sings "don't you want to have somebody who objectifies you" (it's "Hard Out Here") and stumbled onto maybe the most deranged set of lyrics in existence
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Election rigging game show host ass president
Trump on the SAVE America Act: "It will assure the security of our crooked elections"
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Election rigging game show host ass president
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roses are red
violets are terrific
violets are terrific
February 14, 2026 at 3:08 PM
roses are red
violets are terrific
violets are terrific
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In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”
babyyyyy
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
babyyyyy
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Really wish more people knew that the Trump administration is burning down the nation's central paperbound aerospace 'Library of Alexandria'.
This is criminal destruction of public science funded by decades of taxpayer dollars.
Wanton demolition of knowledge out of childish spite.
This is criminal destruction of public science funded by decades of taxpayer dollars.
Wanton demolition of knowledge out of childish spite.
I am posting some photos of the NASA Goddard library taken yesterday. The photos were NOT taken by library employees - but rather by others at NASA Goddard . Word has it that trucks are arriving this weekend to begin removal of these boxes. More: nasawatch.com/trumpspace/n... #NASA
NASA Goddard Library Shutdown Update
NASA Goddard Library Shutdown Update
nasawatch.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Really wish more people knew that the Trump administration is burning down the nation's central paperbound aerospace 'Library of Alexandria'.
This is criminal destruction of public science funded by decades of taxpayer dollars.
Wanton demolition of knowledge out of childish spite.
This is criminal destruction of public science funded by decades of taxpayer dollars.
Wanton demolition of knowledge out of childish spite.
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Wait a minute, is this a figure skating routine that is telling the story of CONCLAVE?
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Wait a minute, is this a figure skating routine that is telling the story of CONCLAVE?
Got a haircut (yay I feel like myself)
Didn't get to shower before going out (boo I feel like I need to scratch myself against a tree like a bear)
Didn't get to shower before going out (boo I feel like I need to scratch myself against a tree like a bear)
February 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Got a haircut (yay I feel like myself)
Didn't get to shower before going out (boo I feel like I need to scratch myself against a tree like a bear)
Didn't get to shower before going out (boo I feel like I need to scratch myself against a tree like a bear)
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"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son