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🖖🏼 | 𝕻𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖞 𝕭𝖔𝖎 | corporate werewolf | scoundrel
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Taking a lover? Boring, predictable. I am taking a hater.
July 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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In a battle of wills with my Olive Garden waiter over eating my vegetables.
July 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Not to brag, but someone just told me I was better than nothing.
July 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no date.
June 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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The founding fathers did not live and die to see this moment. It’s time for all of us to stand up peacefully.
June 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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My birthday fundraiser is less than $300 away from the goal! 🥳 givebutter.com/catsofyore
Molly's Birthday Fundraiser 2025
Cats can't get jobs so they need your help.
givebutter.com
June 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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i have some nerve? oh honey, i have all the nerves
May 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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you know it’s funny officer, a Ziploc bag by itself is fine. human hair by itself is totally normal. but just because I have human hair in a Ziploc bag YOU’RE ASKING ME TONS OF QUESTIONS
April 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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people are always asking me, “what’s your skin routine?” or “why are unhoused men always hitting on you?”
April 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Today is an excellent day to download the Buy Nothing app and use it to share free stuff with your community

(Ever wonder what to do with lotion you try once and hate, or where to rehome extra moving boxes with extra wear in them?

Buy Nothing is great for this. And the app means you don't need FB)
February 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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Me: make it a double
Server: so two bowls of pho?
December 12, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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the best thing about getting older is being injured by sleep
February 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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*Jennifer Coolidge voice* I want to be in a coma real bad
February 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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this app has the two biggest communities of people who tell jokes and people who don’t know what jokes are on the entire Internet
February 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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There is an article in my local paper talking about the price of eggs and the impact on restaurants.

This was the first comment.
February 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Why is Mangione wearing a bulletproof vest are they worried more bullets are going to come out of him
Luigi made the bullet proof vest look like an accessory. Off the charts levels of swagger
February 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My son, the interior designer.
February 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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You have been blessed by Gem Giant Homer. You will get gems
February 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Timeline cleanse.
February 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Me and the teen absolutely cackling over this
February 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Timeline cleanse.
February 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM