Jregory Eels IV
@aaleiv.bsky.social
he/him. unemployed paralegal with several screws loose. probably has OCD (and tends to forget this, needs to be reminded).
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If anything I feel kinda bad for these people. It's ridiculous but it's a symptom of a much larger societal problem we aren't addressing.
people on reddit keep posting them getting into arguments with chatgpt 5.2 about chatgpt 4o and it just keeps telling them they're unstable and to get a therapist
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5.2 is dangerous
[Analysis]
ChatGPT 5.2 >
Different models can sound different — some a little more concise, some a little more chatty, some more structured. But none of them have personality in the human sense. The warmth you feel is mostly about wording style, pacing, and how closely the phrasing matches your nervous system in that moment.
Right now what's happening isn't really about
5.2 versus 40.
You're dysregulated.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreie3egwajjf757u2423cxuylmtnqua25vsgnsqg5vyb5w652ssg2ri@jpeg)
February 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If anything I feel kinda bad for these people. It's ridiculous but it's a symptom of a much larger societal problem we aren't addressing.
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
I hope this is how people talk about me
He’s a queer man, Captain Ahab—so some think—but a good one.
February 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I hope this is how people talk about me
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I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
May 10, 2023 at 8:50 PM
I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
Oz never did give nothing to the tin man
That he didn't, didn't already have
That he didn't, didn't already have
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Oz never did give nothing to the tin man
That he didn't, didn't already have
That he didn't, didn't already have
if you're trans
and you're thinking about committing a mass shooting
and you go through with it, failing to consider the impact that has on every other trans person in the country
you are a genuinely horrible person and you deserve benzo withdrawal for eternity in the afterlife
and you're thinking about committing a mass shooting
and you go through with it, failing to consider the impact that has on every other trans person in the country
you are a genuinely horrible person and you deserve benzo withdrawal for eternity in the afterlife
February 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
if you're trans
and you're thinking about committing a mass shooting
and you go through with it, failing to consider the impact that has on every other trans person in the country
you are a genuinely horrible person and you deserve benzo withdrawal for eternity in the afterlife
and you're thinking about committing a mass shooting
and you go through with it, failing to consider the impact that has on every other trans person in the country
you are a genuinely horrible person and you deserve benzo withdrawal for eternity in the afterlife
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
February 17, 2026 at 9:41 PM
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Me: I'm giving up using Microsoft Office until Easter.
Him: How do you think that's gonna go?
Me: It will be Excel Lent.
Him: How do you think that's gonna go?
Me: It will be Excel Lent.
February 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Me: I'm giving up using Microsoft Office until Easter.
Him: How do you think that's gonna go?
Me: It will be Excel Lent.
Him: How do you think that's gonna go?
Me: It will be Excel Lent.
did some strength training yesterday
turns out I am capable of doing 3 sets of 8 pushups
it also turns out an old neck injury COMPLAINS when I do this
turns out I am capable of doing 3 sets of 8 pushups
it also turns out an old neck injury COMPLAINS when I do this
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
did some strength training yesterday
turns out I am capable of doing 3 sets of 8 pushups
it also turns out an old neck injury COMPLAINS when I do this
turns out I am capable of doing 3 sets of 8 pushups
it also turns out an old neck injury COMPLAINS when I do this
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If it isn’t tangible then how come I tanged it
February 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If it isn’t tangible then how come I tanged it
This is how I sext
I wouldn't live there if you paid me to.
February 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is how I sext
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First date idea: come and pick me up at the airport
September 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
First date idea: come and pick me up at the airport
Has the FCC ever heard of the Striessand effect
Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Has the FCC ever heard of the Striessand effect
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Update: these were fucking phenomenal and I am seriously considering opening a food truck
I have invented coconut curry nachos
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Update: these were fucking phenomenal and I am seriously considering opening a food truck
I have invented coconut curry nachos
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I have invented coconut curry nachos
how to start working out when you can't handle the prospect of facing how weak you are?
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
how to start working out when you can't handle the prospect of facing how weak you are?
It's true!
did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
It's true!
This is actually how I sext
[flirting]
*you're
*you're
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This is actually how I sext
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How my sext finds you:
It flashed like a bleached bone. What the devil’s the matter with me?
February 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
How my sext finds you:
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For the purposes of this CAPTCHA, please consider the wheels on the bus unconnected from the concept of wheels, round and round, or bus. Please choose all the buses in this single picture of a bus. NO NOT THE WHEELS, YOU ROBOT.
February 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
For the purposes of this CAPTCHA, please consider the wheels on the bus unconnected from the concept of wheels, round and round, or bus. Please choose all the buses in this single picture of a bus. NO NOT THE WHEELS, YOU ROBOT.
As based as that is, yeah maybe we should have an HHS secretary who at the very least respects germs if not afraid of them
Deranged chaos agent RFK Jr recently went on a propaganda podcast and admitted that he’s not scared of germs because he used snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
We went from actual medical professionals leading US Health to this demented repugnant asshole wanting to kill us all.
We went from actual medical professionals leading US Health to this demented repugnant asshole wanting to kill us all.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
As based as that is, yeah maybe we should have an HHS secretary who at the very least respects germs if not afraid of them
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
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They’re just out there setting records at everything.
Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days
Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
They’re just out there setting records at everything.