Jregory Eels IV
@aaleiv.bsky.social
he/him. your lawyer's paralegal with several screws loose. has regrets. probably has OCD (and tends to forget this, needs to be reminded).
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obsessed with stardew valley's "there's no meat in this game because butchering animals you've loving raised just feels too sad :(" but also having a game mechanic where you can sacrifice your actual children
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
obsessed with stardew valley's "there's no meat in this game because butchering animals you've loving raised just feels too sad :(" but also having a game mechanic where you can sacrifice your actual children
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Ah, the world! Oh, the world!
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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This is how I sext
this one small brain think thoughts
December 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Love is here but I guess it's gone now (hurry up babe, hurry up babe)
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This is how I sext
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Ebenezer Scrooge starts his night in front of a cozy fire eating a meager meal of bread and cheese and then is visited by ghosts of all the mistakes he’s made and will make?
Guys. I don’t need Christmas. I do this all the time. I’m doing it right now. It’s called charcuterie and anxiety.
Guys. I don’t need Christmas. I do this all the time. I’m doing it right now. It’s called charcuterie and anxiety.
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ebenezer Scrooge starts his night in front of a cozy fire eating a meager meal of bread and cheese and then is visited by ghosts of all the mistakes he’s made and will make?
Guys. I don’t need Christmas. I do this all the time. I’m doing it right now. It’s called charcuterie and anxiety.
Guys. I don’t need Christmas. I do this all the time. I’m doing it right now. It’s called charcuterie and anxiety.
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Having a cat is so cool. There is a little creature in my bed who loves me and vibrates like a tiny motorcycle and is so fuzzy and wants to snuggle. How could I want anything else
Same
Joe Penis Moody
Mother
North Carolina, Birth Index, 1800-2000
Mother
North Carolina, Birth Index, 1800-2000
December 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Same
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They think me mad
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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2025 mostly sucked but the Coldplay kiss cam thing was pretty funny
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
2025 mostly sucked but the Coldplay kiss cam thing was pretty funny
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The truth is in the Epstein files. You just need to search under ████████████.
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The truth is in the Epstein files. You just need to search under ████████████.
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Moving beyond idc if clinton goes down for epstein, take him, to i hope the entire dnc leadership is in there and gets put into a camp so we can be a real political party
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Moving beyond idc if clinton goes down for epstein, take him, to i hope the entire dnc leadership is in there and gets put into a camp so we can be a real political party
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If you're a liberal and you think trans kids even qualify for surgeries, much less that there's any real federal money being spent on them, you're an idiot and you have fucking got to stop listening to Nazi propaganda.
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
If you're a liberal and you think trans kids even qualify for surgeries, much less that there's any real federal money being spent on them, you're an idiot and you have fucking got to stop listening to Nazi propaganda.
oh yeah and I have to work today (due to my supervising atty's poor time management skills) but they're letting me work from home so at least there's that
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
oh yeah and I have to work today (due to my supervising atty's poor time management skills) but they're letting me work from home so at least there's that
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these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
God I hate being sick
December 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
God I hate being sick
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Ah, ye admonitions and warnings! why stay ye not when ye come?
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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