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This is not to excuse the imperialism at all, but it is remarkable that combining France with Southeast Asia turned out exactly as well as you would expect, food-wise.
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Start posting about your mortgage and your ex-wife now
Re: the discord stuff. They might just guess your age
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Saying slurs really loud to test my mute on the work call
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Wikipedia is experimenting with set theory, I see.
List of lists of lists - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Green Keynes, and frankly Keynes all the way forever.
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I understand Montreal separatism. That could work if they really wanted it to.

But Albertan separatism is ridiculous. A landlocked underdeveloped northern wilderness simply cannot be a modern nation-state.

Which I think is the point; why the US is sending them cash. It would be an easy annexation.
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I would literally rather die than upload government identification to a fucking website.
February 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
You never learn huh?
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The absolute shit show that is the Illinois Secretary of State website is all the reason I need to never ever vote for Alexi Giannoulias for anything.
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Why didn’t jewish people ever consider negotiating with the gestapo??
From the Editorial Board: Minnesota, even in its grief and trauma over the needless deaths of two of its citizens at the hands of the state, is managing to show that communication and negotiation are possible.
Editorial: Illinois should consider pragmatic tweaks to its sanctuary law
In Minnesota, Democratic politicians are negotiating pragmatic policy changes regarding their sanctuary policies. Illinois should do the same.
trib.al
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
lol
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
the orb is coming for us
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"

RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It's crazy that the conservative counter-programming is by some organization called FUPA or whatever
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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BASEBALL SEASON IS OFFICIALLY BACK BABY
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Welp. now something insane is going to happen. hope its good
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Wolves goes hard
a variety of teams are available to choose from, each with their own logo and uniform color. i'm a fan of the Wolves and their purple jerseys
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Lmao something was too exciting so they made it against the rules?
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
A lot of people think these were ents, but of course they were really huorns, as all real fans know
this is exactly like the aftermath of the Battle of Helm's Deep
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Omg these ai commercials are SO DESPERATE
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Insane to use Freebird and cut out right before the solo
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Thank you Google I hate using my imagination.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Truly the age of the swedish vodka sex robots has arrived
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Can't believe they got the Polish Selena for this halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM