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This is me this is actually my real life
February 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
"Yung hoes cook everything on high" is actually first attested in ancient Sumer.
February 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
White guys will be named shit like Bill Zyrtec
February 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Just took a mean piss
February 19, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Trump: the cold brew comes in these big beautiful bottles and we just throw them away,
February 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The Carnal State
YouTube video by Gorguts - Topic
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February 18, 2026 at 5:46 AM
No one even tries to park these days
February 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Imagine eating some horrendous dog food meal in Tel Aviv and getting food poisoning from it like it's not even worth it
February 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Middle-aged English guy I'm in meetings with once a week is always on some philosophical shit no one is ready for
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
It's fucked up that French Toast is like an actual medieval French recipe. I thought it'd be something American hotels invented in 1936
February 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If you never grocery shop hungry I don't think you really have a zest for life like that
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I believe in the great uncuckening of the American pedestrian #RightOfWay
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Was pacing around at the gym listening to this while some guy right by me was stuck under 230 lbs on bench
youtu.be/DoHHU-cyGzA?...
Endtime
YouTube video by Katatonia - Topic
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February 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
If you held a gun to my head right now and asked me what "ctfu" means I couldn't tell you
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
No one seems to realize that Clavicular is the "grandma holding the phone while he flexes" reddit post guy. It's like when a minor character becomes a major one.
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Tomorrow is the "unemployed on a Wednesday" for being single
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Driving a lifted Prius with a tire on the hood
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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I disagree with this.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Aoede
YouTube video by Theatre of Tragedy - Topic
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February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This is the time every 4 years when Norwegians get crazy nationalist for a minute
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Had a dream last night Hall & Oates were a gay couple and they broke up
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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The amount of money people spend on DoorDash etc. genuinely blows my mind
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Sucks having to drive so defensively in a car that is the size of most normal family cars in human history but is now tiny and frail in comparison to everyone's RAM Homicide Cuckold Edition
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM