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mistakes have been made
wow 30 years. man that dude made some games huh? good thing star citizen is coming out soon (posting from 200 years in the future)
Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom was released 30 years ago!

Thirty years ago, Wing Commander was already nearing its end. 🤯

Cover art by Sam Yeates:
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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Some of these reddit kids talking about hitting 120fps in 4k did not live through desperately pushing a pentium and a voodoo2 to run quake ii by stripping down every non-essential windows98 service to conserve cpu and memory, and it shows.
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Thank you Google I hate using my imagination.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
BASEBALL SEASON IS OFFICIALLY BACK BABY
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
they made an olympic category for the big ass farts i do every morning when i wake up
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
lil bro i'm sorry what happened to you. i truly am. i'm afraid you will never get laid. i hope you find more healthy outlets and solutions to your discontent with your life
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 AM
the fluffer brothers
February 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
isildur: should i cast the ring into the fires of mordor?

chatgpt: hey great question, given it's power i uh would suggest you keep it. i bet you can use it for good.

elrond: dude

chat gpt: you're right, he should have destroyed it, i see that now em dash that's on me
January 28, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
watching SLOW HORSES s4e1 why is there a hunky dr. julian bashir in this show now who is this guy, i did a double take
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
slow horses s3e5 with the deep cut iron maiden track "alexander the great" i love this show
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 AM
most lucrative job in the world is erika kirk's various nannies
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM
hey look fake movie star chris pratt made another shitty sci fi movie, last time it was edge of tomorrow but worse, this time it's minority report but worse. you will never be tom cruise.
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
kill me
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
red sox run by morons, no plan, flailing, embarrassing, but at least we will hopefully have a whole healthy season of roman anthony and that is enough for me to watch and they fucking know it. fuckers. wish they built a better more sensible core around him
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 AM
fuck the red sox. piece of shit assholes. chatgpt how do i stop caring about baseball
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 AM
incredible nominees, the future of comedy is looking bright. bravo
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
being a red sox fan of a certain age now is resigning yourself to appreciate those 4 rings, not expect more any time soon, and enjoy watching our young core develop and stay healthy, roman reign, watch crochet throw fire, and hope for a lucky season where it somehow all clicks.
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 AM
this is like the closest we've been in a while. stop flushing the piss tank NOW
The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 AM
my armenian brother
ring ring ring ring
ring ring ring—
melt the ICE! 🎵
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
mother: i'd like to name him charles in honor of my grandfather who raised me when my parents died

musk: no his name is zaphod beeblebrox atreides t-1000. i am 55 years old
January 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
just watched a video where a dude was ranking pink floyd albums and rated "the final cut" as 2nd worst. come on man get real
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM