Boopy Beep Machine
@80hd.bsky.social
Xennial cis white PNW bear with a regular job and married to a dude. Recreational absurdness and recreational opinionation reside here.
Rose/Sophia cusp, though feeling my Dorothy in these batshit times.
Rose/Sophia cusp, though feeling my Dorothy in these batshit times.
Pinned
Don't let anybody force you to grieve when your enemy gets what's coming to them
Add this to Miller being descended from Holocaust survivors. This government is stabbing its immigrants in the back, including the "did it the right way" people long talked up by the dittoheads. Even if Habba gets carveouts for her folks are they going to look at her the same?
Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Add this to Miller being descended from Holocaust survivors. This government is stabbing its immigrants in the back, including the "did it the right way" people long talked up by the dittoheads. Even if Habba gets carveouts for her folks are they going to look at her the same?
Well sure he might be an evil motherfucker to you if you haven't seen his excellent table manners at my dad's mansion
Hollywood celebrities ruining your childhood one at a time. Fuck Josh Brolin.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Josh Brolin Knows Trump as a ‘Different Guy’ Having ‘Been a Friend’ of His Before Presidency: ‘No Greater Genius Than Him in Marketing’
Josh Brolin says he knows Trump as a 'different guy,' having known him before he was president.
variety.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well sure he might be an evil motherfucker to you if you haven't seen his excellent table manners at my dad's mansion
At what point are we heads in floating jars? What'll jar rent run?
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
At what point are we heads in floating jars? What'll jar rent run?
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So it's keep Trump out of trouble by whatever means necessary regardless of who gets hurt or what laws are broken with the help of high court justices he himself appointed and McConnell changed Senate rules to jam through. All branches answer to the pedophile king.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So it's keep Trump out of trouble by whatever means necessary regardless of who gets hurt or what laws are broken with the help of high court justices he himself appointed and McConnell changed Senate rules to jam through. All branches answer to the pedophile king.
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I'm just saying that if I'm supposed to love the United States, the United States should try earning that love.
And instead of loving this country, try loving the people who are in it.
And instead of loving this country, try loving the people who are in it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm just saying that if I'm supposed to love the United States, the United States should try earning that love.
And instead of loving this country, try loving the people who are in it.
And instead of loving this country, try loving the people who are in it.
Who asked us to start blowing up fishermen in the first place?
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Who asked us to start blowing up fishermen in the first place?
The way the sycophants talk up our criminal pedophile president you'd think he was pulling a bus through the ballroom like Jack LaLanne
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The way the sycophants talk up our criminal pedophile president you'd think he was pulling a bus through the ballroom like Jack LaLanne
More like Louis ICK
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
More like Louis ICK
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I did a comic about this three years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I did a comic about this three years ago.
CK is an utterly replaceable performer and the quoted post was clearly written by a believer in today's national sex creep rehabilitation effort
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
CK is an utterly replaceable performer and the quoted post was clearly written by a believer in today's national sex creep rehabilitation effort
Each advancement is more surgical in its brain attacks
Grandpa, 100% brain: TV will rot your brain
Dad, 75% brain: We turned out fine, it's the internet
Grandson, 50% brain: We turned out fine, it's AI
Dad, 75% brain: We turned out fine, it's the internet
Grandson, 50% brain: We turned out fine, it's AI
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Each advancement is more surgical in its brain attacks
I'd rather stand corrected than be wrong with confidence
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I'd rather stand corrected than be wrong with confidence
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i love my gay little internet friends
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
i love my gay little internet friends
I had to take two dumps 10 minutes apart to feel like I'd dumped fully.
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I had to take two dumps 10 minutes apart to feel like I'd dumped fully.
If it had more nutritional value and less sodium I'd use pasteurized processed orange cheese-like substance on everything. In this way I am like a raccoon; I grew up on trash and will always like my trash.
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
If it had more nutritional value and less sodium I'd use pasteurized processed orange cheese-like substance on everything. In this way I am like a raccoon; I grew up on trash and will always like my trash.
Me: "What are your kids' birthdays?"
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Me: "What are your kids' birthdays?"
Oh shit, it's Red Cabbage! Do you have his money???
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Oh shit, it's Red Cabbage! Do you have his money???
Struggle Tupperware Roulette 2025 kicks off with the first round of leftovers from the inlaws. Is it butter spread with olive oil and omega-3s or a cloud of spores that was once some side dish? We'll find out on the next date that I crave toast.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Struggle Tupperware Roulette 2025 kicks off with the first round of leftovers from the inlaws. Is it butter spread with olive oil and omega-3s or a cloud of spores that was once some side dish? We'll find out on the next date that I crave toast.
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@80hd.bsky.social has swears! They've used 805 profanities in their last 5,538 posts.
🥇 "shit" (164 times)
🥈 "fuck" (62 times)
🥉 "ass" (52 times)
🥇 "shit" (164 times)
🥈 "fuck" (62 times)
🥉 "ass" (52 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@80hd.bsky.social has swears! They've used 805 profanities in their last 5,538 posts.
🥇 "shit" (164 times)
🥈 "fuck" (62 times)
🥉 "ass" (52 times)
🥇 "shit" (164 times)
🥈 "fuck" (62 times)
🥉 "ass" (52 times)
@profanity.accountant Show me my deets
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@profanity.accountant Show me my deets
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steven uniparty. we are the crystal dems
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
steven uniparty. we are the crystal dems
Stop-punching-yourselfonomics
Young people in the U.S. have been priced out of their dreams. Stop acting like it’s their fault.
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Stop-punching-yourselfonomics
Rare Republican W
Michael Bohacek, an Republican state senator in Indiana, says he is a “NO” on Trump’s redistricting push, pointing to the president’s use of a slur
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Rare Republican W