Boopy Beep Machine
80hd.bsky.social
Boopy Beep Machine
@80hd.bsky.social
Recreational absurdness and recreational opinionation reside here. 🏳️‍🌈🐻
Rose/Sophia cusp, though feeling my Dorothy in these batshit times.
Pronouns-in-bio white cis gay he/him xennial.
Seattle USA.
Pinned
Finkelstein/Heemeyer '28
Had Hunter Biden even entered adjacent airspace on the way to somewhere else Nutlick would have been right there with the tan suiters "demanding answers" on TV, afterwards meeting them at Epstein's house to talk shop and rape children.
VAN HOLLEN: Why do the Epstein files show you coordinating a meeting and planning a visit with Jeffrey Epstein on his private island in December 2012?

LUTNICK: I barely had anything to do with that person, okay?
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Friendly reminder that the only reason DHS has that huge pile of cash in the first place is because Chuck folded in November. So when people try to tell you he's doing the best he can right now they conveniently leave that part out.
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
We should have punished the Confederates
“.. The programs slated to be cut are in California, Colorado, Illinois and Minnesota.”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/h...
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
It's the cheap distillate that's harsh going down but it does the job proper. Two buck Chuck in vape form.
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Cat in red.
Mocha-inspired!
#artpost
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
One day the circus will leave them behind, not knowing who they are or where they are when the noise stops and the trance breaks.
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It took me about ten seconds to figure out this wasn't about the Village of Wide Receiver, Minnesota
and with the #1 pick in the Bluesky Draft, Eelaware selects @emceekayvee.bsky.social, Wide Receiver, MN
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
These things are seriously tasty. Even when not super spicy, Korean snacks guarantee thought-out flavor.
I'm gonna run for POTUS on the platform of trying the current admin for treason & reestablishing America as Snack Capital of the World. We will fund the best scientists to develop snacks that can finally beat Asia's. Even these vegan Korean yangnyeom chicken puffs shaped like little drumsticks
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
It's sounding like they expect whites-only entertainment with others allowed by appointment. We should have meaningfully punished the Confederates.
In case there’s still any confusion about what they actually mean by that…
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Let's take roman numerals from them
Woke 2? We are easily on Woke 9 by now. Maybe even Woke X
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
If we're waterboarding anybody why not start here?
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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It is not our moral responsibility to coddle the delusional fears and bigotries of white supremacists. It is not our moral responsibility to change reality for them so they can hold onto those fears and bigotries.

It is our moral responsibility to make their fears and bigotries THEIR problem.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Finkelstein/Heemeyer '28
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Rough time getting (correctly) thrown under a bus while healing from the jaw smashing.
here's this guy's brother btw
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The unfinished surgery robots are being tested on the back end on human subjects is what this looks like to me
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"

Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social

But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊

(posted with permission)
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Finkelstein cc'ed Epstein on it too
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
They wouldn't be complaining if it was in German
MAGA complaining that they didn't understand Bad Bunny's performance has nothing to do with a language barrier.

It has EVERYTHING to do with a HUMANITY barrier.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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This is the same tech that all the software engineering influencers on X are telling you to use to open PRs to your codebase without reviewing the diffs.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Our lives depend on THESE pickled-brained monsters?
My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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This was the USSR's policy
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM