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Boopy Beep Machine
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Xennial cis white PNW bear with a regular job and married to a dude. Recreational absurdness and recreational opinionation reside here.
Rose/Sophia cusp, though feeling my Dorothy in these batshit times.
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Check in with me
Still shot of Devin from Make Some Noise S4E4 mimicking a bass player
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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"You will be visited by three spirits"

The spirits:
A promotional 1990s AbFab photo of Patsy, Saffy, and Eddie in full character.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Unless you're biting into a head of cabbage in which case play that at a stadium.
Sigourney Weaver grimacing as alien approaches her ear meme. Text represents the alien as "ASMR MOUTH NOISES"
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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post a famous bathroom scene
Mugshot of former Idaho US Senator and "family values" GOP hack Larry Craig after being caught in a sting while cruising for dick in an MSP airport bathroom.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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AbFab: Still frame of Patsy yelling "A KNITTING NEEDLE!" at Saffy
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Crudely edited Simpsons meme of Apu sarcastically snapping "Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved; we have roasted pepper and hummus Pringles."
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Simpsons meme: Trump with head out passenger window of moving car says "The Epstein emails are a Democrat hoax!" Lenny: "What he say?" Carl: "Idk something about sucking dick"
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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But with holy water swag bags
A still frame of Lisa Simpson during her doomed news show taping. The cat lady from before is back at the railroad tracks and throwing more cats! Lisa is screaming and fleeing.
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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South King County represent!
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Wish me luck, e-pals
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October 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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OK BUT FOR REAL FRANK
Screenshot of a prompt from season 1 of Dropout's Make Some Noise. Sam is looking on while laughing heartily. The prompt is "A meet-cute where what they ran into each other and dropped is actually important and should be the focus of their attention."
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Canfield's?
A picture of a can of Canfield's diet chocolate soda, 1980s-1990s.
September 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Best usage of "Robust" I've seen this year
Screenshot of Jordan Myrick from the latest Gastronauts. Jordan is saying, "It's just so robustly full of nuts" while gesturing theatre-kidly. Yellowish shirt with dark orange collar has similarly orange text on it in block letters reading "DEVILED EGG."
September 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Jordan Myrick glamour shot
Photo credit: pause button
Thoroughly enjoying the #Gastronauts going to food places that sometimes frighten me but always entertain me
Jordan Myrick, in a screenshot of the latest Gastronauts episode, is in an orange video box over a chef cleaning skinny fish at a sink. The faucet is set to spray, with all the little jets for when you want to rinse out a jar really quickly. Jordan, whose eyes are closed and mouth in a grrrrrr position as though a bear, has a colorful headband and a shirt the yellowish color of deviled egg filling reading, in darker orange block letters, "DEVILED EGG." The collar is also the orange color. It reminded me of the cheerleading uniforms in the video for Toni Basil's Mickey. Lotta that font around that time. This randomly happened as I hit pause to take a breather out on the lanai. The microphone in front of Jordan is one of those stand-up models with the bulb at the top that Rydell High uses to deliver the morning announcements, but make it '70s.
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Um, you forgot somebody?
A promotional photo of Tim Curry in costume as his signature Rocky Horror Show character Dr. Frank-n-Furter
August 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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A photograph of Trump from that time he was standing on the roof with some Futurama characters shopped in below, observing frantically. Bender's shouting, "DO A FLIP!"
August 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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As Labor Day approaches,
⚡️remember the rules⚡️
A still shot from 1994 classic Serial Mom. Kathleen Turner, playing main character and homicidal maniac Beverly Sutphin, glowers deviously at Suzanne Somers. Text on the screen reads: "Beverly Sutphin refused to cooperate with the making of this film."
August 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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If I don't feel like I'm on an episode of Ally McBeal I'll scream and scream!
Still shot of Mrs. Slocombe with amnesia, dressed as her five-year-old self, demanding a riddle from Miss Brahms at the canteen table. She says, "If I don't get a riddle, I'll scream and scream!" Her hair is uncharacteristically blonde with long curls with a large lavender bow.
August 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Captioned of still shot from Simpsons episode where John Travolta is working as a bartender and someone mentions he looks like John Travolta, to which he responds, "Yeah. Looks like."
August 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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First person I meet in the afterlife: "Are you seriously telling me you were playing the prat version of [gov't name] this whole time??"
Still shot of that guy from Red Dwarf episode Back To Reality that calls everyone a twonk
August 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Without downloading any new pix, where are you at mentally?
Hans Moleman from The Simpsons, in all his raisin-like glory, revising a famous line: "Doomscrolling has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"
August 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Reskeet with your favorite pic of yourself in nature
Shit-kicking golfer in bright wild pants with sensibly dressed opponent meme. Sensible man: "The kid my parents wanted." Wild pants man puffing a cigar: "Me."
August 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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A drawing of the robotic talking allen wrench from that one Simpsons episode that says "I need tungsten to live. TUNGSTEEENNNNN."
July 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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WTF Google?
July 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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movie you've watched more than 6 times using gifs (no sw, st, or lotr)
Animated gif from the John Waters film Serial Mom. High school stoner chick just witnessed Beverly Sutphin run over her son's teacher in the parking lot. Stunned, she pauses, looks at her joint like "did I really just see that," and then bolts. Still frame of smug grin on Beverly Sutphin, main character in John Waters film Serial Mom, with movie text reading "Beverly Sutphin refused to cooperate with the making of this film."
June 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM