Boopy Beep Machine
80hd.bsky.social
Boopy Beep Machine
@80hd.bsky.social
Xennial cis white PNW bear with a regular job and married to a dude. Recreational absurdness and recreational opinionation reside here.
Rose/Sophia cusp, though feeling my Dorothy in these batshit times.
I had a friend tell the story of a Canadian pal that overstayed his visa and was ordered to leave, but was offended by the idea that he was "getting deported"
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Prime example of why businessmen should not be in political office
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Liking for good vibes, not because you fell down the stairs
I order you to recover swiftly
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
$2.79 👉 $6.19
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
But then how will people know!??
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Quotation marks are weasel punctuation
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Bred Bluff, the Badonkersfield of the north
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm hearing religious dumbasses get special treatment because we're afraid of losing our funding
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm stress-eating Cheetos because of this damn hypertension
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It got the job done for me so yeah
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
And then the other 72 of us
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Dems set, GOP spikes.
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Four patties in one bun and the fries works for me. Gotta be carb conscious.
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"I'm working behind the scenes to get carveouts for my parents while yours get disappeared" is different from "Americans take care of our own."
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
And then there's Analheim, a blog where you post photos of backdoor acts committed on the grounds of the park
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM