45th Parallel Gomorrahn Storytelling Brigade
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Now is the time of Monsters.
Who put all this order here?
Who put all this order here?
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After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
Democratic leaders have failed us again. It's time to get new leaders.
After yet another capitulation by Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats, it's clear we need new leadership capable of mounting a serious opposition to Trump's authoritarian regime. We're launching our la...
www.indivisible2026.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
Make Democratic Leadership Afraid Of A Global Anti-capitalist Uprising Led By Their Core Constituencies Again.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Make Democratic Leadership Afraid Of A Global Anti-capitalist Uprising Led By Their Core Constituencies Again.
Senator Odysseus (D - Ithaca) says he will not seek reelection, after an impromptu meeting with Senate Siren leadership, in which the Sirens offered "strong commitments" as part of a plan to smash ships upon rocks as sharp as spears and have Ithacan sailors join a meadow filled with skeletons.
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Senator Odysseus (D - Ithaca) says he will not seek reelection, after an impromptu meeting with Senate Siren leadership, in which the Sirens offered "strong commitments" as part of a plan to smash ships upon rocks as sharp as spears and have Ithacan sailors join a meadow filled with skeletons.
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Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
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I still think it's absurd that they give up now, when I think a much more understandable play would be holding the line and letting the GOP ruin thanksgiving and then doing something to avert ruining Christmas
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I still think it's absurd that they give up now, when I think a much more understandable play would be holding the line and letting the GOP ruin thanksgiving and then doing something to avert ruining Christmas
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
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Not to Andor post here too much but the DSA pitch to Indivisible is a simple one: Don't you want to fight these bastards for real?
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Not to Andor post here too much but the DSA pitch to Indivisible is a simple one: Don't you want to fight these bastards for real?
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If their goal is to pin the blame on a handful of senators who aren't up for reelection until 2030 then you should primary every Democrat regardless.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If their goal is to pin the blame on a handful of senators who aren't up for reelection until 2030 then you should primary every Democrat regardless.
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primary every last dem senator
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
primary every last dem senator
"...and what do you call this act?"
"The Senate Democrats!"
"The Senate Democrats!"
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"...and what do you call this act?"
"The Senate Democrats!"
"The Senate Democrats!"
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NEWS — The Oregon Department of Human Services has issued 100% of November SNAP benefits, per an alert on their website. I've received reports that the funds have already hit recipients' EBT accounts.
www.oregon.gov/odhs/news/Pa...
www.oregon.gov/odhs/news/Pa...
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
NEWS — The Oregon Department of Human Services has issued 100% of November SNAP benefits, per an alert on their website. I've received reports that the funds have already hit recipients' EBT accounts.
www.oregon.gov/odhs/news/Pa...
www.oregon.gov/odhs/news/Pa...
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A jury's power to acquit (not necessarily to convict) is the most unchecked power that exists in our whole system of government. No judge can overturn it. No prosecutor or president can challenge it. Nobody can punish them for it. They don't have to explain why. End of story, case over.
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
A jury's power to acquit (not necessarily to convict) is the most unchecked power that exists in our whole system of government. No judge can overturn it. No prosecutor or president can challenge it. Nobody can punish them for it. They don't have to explain why. End of story, case over.
They are unlikely to have the resources to obtain the information necessary to invalidate existing passports en mass.
And if they make it harder for us to leave the country, we may be trapped in here with them, but they are also unequivocally trapped in here with us.
And if they make it harder for us to leave the country, we may be trapped in here with them, but they are also unequivocally trapped in here with us.
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They are unlikely to have the resources to obtain the information necessary to invalidate existing passports en mass.
And if they make it harder for us to leave the country, we may be trapped in here with them, but they are also unequivocally trapped in here with us.
And if they make it harder for us to leave the country, we may be trapped in here with them, but they are also unequivocally trapped in here with us.
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We concur with the members of this jury that tossing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington, DC should not be treated as criminal activity.
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We concur with the members of this jury that tossing a sandwich at a federal agent in Washington, DC should not be treated as criminal activity.
-- family_guy_skin_tone_chart.exe
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
-- family_guy_skin_tone_chart.exe
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What?!? Filmmaker Mira Nair is the new NYC mayor's mom? Like Monsoon Wedding, Mississippi Masala Mira Nair?? I already liked this situation but... wow. She is the ultimate babe. It all makes sense.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What?!? Filmmaker Mira Nair is the new NYC mayor's mom? Like Monsoon Wedding, Mississippi Masala Mira Nair?? I already liked this situation but... wow. She is the ultimate babe. It all makes sense.
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Text from a friend:
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Text from a friend:
Fuck Newsome and Buttigeig.
Sandwich Guy 2028 is a candidate the median voter can clearly get behind.
Sandwich Guy 2028 is a candidate the median voter can clearly get behind.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fuck Newsome and Buttigeig.
Sandwich Guy 2028 is a candidate the median voter can clearly get behind.
Sandwich Guy 2028 is a candidate the median voter can clearly get behind.
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"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."
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the united states government acknowledges but does not endorse new york city’s claim on staten island, a strategic ambiguity political scientists refer to as the One New York Policy
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the united states government acknowledges but does not endorse new york city’s claim on staten island, a strategic ambiguity political scientists refer to as the One New York Policy
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November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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For a bit I forgot that the current political movement was won with a weak minority and is managed by annoying dorks who nobody likes who have terrible vibes. This video has 1.3 million likes and is a good reminder that better things are possible, even for those of us outside NYC. A good night!
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
For a bit I forgot that the current political movement was won with a weak minority and is managed by annoying dorks who nobody likes who have terrible vibes. This video has 1.3 million likes and is a good reminder that better things are possible, even for those of us outside NYC. A good night!
Having never lived in Virginia, and having never heard of Jay Jones until an hour ago, I really respect the way he's brought Virginia together by calling for Republicans to get the wall.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Having never lived in Virginia, and having never heard of Jay Jones until an hour ago, I really respect the way he's brought Virginia together by calling for Republicans to get the wall.