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Now is the time of Monsters.

Who put all this order here?
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Due to a backlog of cases, as Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a persona non grata.
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I bet that Bluesky Safety's in a fancy dining car. They're probably drinking coffee, and smoking big cigars.

Oh well. Perhaps even in suspension, the accused might be able to hear that lonesome whistle, which might blow their blues away.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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This exact same reporter was ousted from the NY Times for soliciting a $30,000 donation from Epstein— and you're telling me that as an employer, the NY Times never bothered to circle back and review this person's correspondence with a convicted pedophile?
A former New York Times staffer quietly left the paper after revealing he had solicited charitable donations from Jeffrey Epstein
Former New York Times reporter Landon Thomas Jr. told his editors he became friends with Epstein after profiling him in 2008, NPR reported Thursday.
www.businessinsider.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Right Wing: famously Really Ok With Bisexuals.
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Musk: joyce carol oates? she a very meana lady!
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Not to Andor post here too much but the DSA pitch to Indivisible is a simple one: Don't you want to fight these bastards for real?
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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A jury's power to acquit (not necessarily to convict) is the most unchecked power that exists in our whole system of government. No judge can overturn it. No prosecutor or president can challenge it. Nobody can punish them for it. They don't have to explain why. End of story, case over.
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM