Duncan Schaafsma or smth idk
@15schaa.bsky.social
Taskmaster? Yes. Doctor Who? Absolutely. Puzzles? You bet.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
Pinned
Dumps crappy network at last - swapping over is fantastic! (4-3)
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It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate
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I'm fucking cryinj
Worst hold music ever?
YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev
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November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm fucking cryinj
Alright, mate, calm down.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Alright, mate, calm down.
Congratulations. You didn't fall for the ruse. You passed the boss fight at the end of the level and so...
Level 2 begins. May God have mercy on your soul.
Level 2 begins. May God have mercy on your soul.
Thank you, well done and condolences for making it to the end of my premiership. This account will henceforth be run by someone slightly funnier but otherwise very similar.
I am at my wit's end. I have completely run out of wit. Sorry about that.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Congratulations. You didn't fall for the ruse. You passed the boss fight at the end of the level and so...
Level 2 begins. May God have mercy on your soul.
Level 2 begins. May God have mercy on your soul.
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Do you rely on others for support?
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Do you rely on others for support?
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
No one wants to live long enough to become the villain. It is ever, for us all, a hard day to die good.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
No one wants to live long enough to become the villain. It is ever, for us all, a hard day to die good.
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How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
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One of the original Thunderbirds puppets has been seriously damaged in an arson attack. Police are holding a candlelit Virgil.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
One of the original Thunderbirds puppets has been seriously damaged in an arson attack. Police are holding a candlelit Virgil.
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Body switching comedy starring Dean Norris and Nadine Dorries.
November 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Body switching comedy starring Dean Norris and Nadine Dorries.
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I think my mitochondria are mostly decorative
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I think my mitochondria are mostly decorative
Pretty sure I just got approached by a drunk guy trying to recruit me into an underground boxing ring. This happened directly outside a police station.
Never change, Birmingham. Unless it's for the better, then please do.
Never change, Birmingham. Unless it's for the better, then please do.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Pretty sure I just got approached by a drunk guy trying to recruit me into an underground boxing ring. This happened directly outside a police station.
Never change, Birmingham. Unless it's for the better, then please do.
Never change, Birmingham. Unless it's for the better, then please do.
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People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
Choose wisely, for if you go hard, you can never go home again
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Choose wisely, for if you go hard, you can never go home again
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It's the Seasonal Reposting Competition! Repost this over the weekend, and on Sunday one lucky person will win a signed copy of one of my books. For you or the #crossword addict in your life: 50 fiendish @theguardian.com #puzzles and all the stories behind them:
boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo...
boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo...
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It's the Seasonal Reposting Competition! Repost this over the weekend, and on Sunday one lucky person will win a signed copy of one of my books. For you or the #crossword addict in your life: 50 fiendish @theguardian.com #puzzles and all the stories behind them:
boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo...
boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo...
Children in Need are children indeed
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Children in Need are children indeed
Remember kids, it's not trespassing if you buy the land first
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Remember kids, it's not trespassing if you buy the land first
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The asterisk in B*Witched is covering the letter A. It's an old Scottish insult for "I had a testicle rash"
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The asterisk in B*Witched is covering the letter A. It's an old Scottish insult for "I had a testicle rash"
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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i mean this while looking at all of you (and me) with a lot of love but taskmaster is such a weird fucking thing to be obsessed about
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i mean this while looking at all of you (and me) with a lot of love but taskmaster is such a weird fucking thing to be obsessed about
Big day for enjoyers of finding things out about Taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Big day for enjoyers of finding things out about Taskmaster
Any bus driver will tell you they could never have made it as a train driver. Such a thankless job.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Any bus driver will tell you they could never have made it as a train driver. Such a thankless job.
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Fact of the day! Libido was invented by Lawrence Ibido, the first horny man.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Fact of the day! Libido was invented by Lawrence Ibido, the first horny man.