Dunc the halls with boughs of Schaafsma
@15schaa.bsky.social
Taskmaster? Yes. Doctor Who? Absolutely. Puzzles? You bet.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
I got an ad for Domino's Hot and Cheesy dip that claimed to be "perfect for dunkin" and I thought wow, that is some targeted advertising
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I got an ad for Domino's Hot and Cheesy dip that claimed to be "perfect for dunkin" and I thought wow, that is some targeted advertising
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'You will be haunted,' resumed the ghost, 'by eight spirits. Eight! You're not going to be able to draw any conclusions from it about how to live. It's too much. It's just going to be a right fucking nightmare.'
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
'You will be haunted,' resumed the ghost, 'by eight spirits. Eight! You're not going to be able to draw any conclusions from it about how to live. It's too much. It's just going to be a right fucking nightmare.'
Some clown just tried to convince me that the events of this show "have happened". Yeah, right. I think I'd know if there was some psychic meat man running around fucking shit up.
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Some clown just tried to convince me that the events of this show "have happened". Yeah, right. I think I'd know if there was some psychic meat man running around fucking shit up.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
Who has two thumbs and is this guy?
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Who has two thumbs and is this guy?
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ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?"
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?"
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
My BLACK FRIDAY SALE is now on! Up to 100% off on all nothing! Bag every non-item from my unstore while stocks don't last! "Buy" today and get a pressuring sense of urgency completely FREE!
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My BLACK FRIDAY SALE is now on! Up to 100% off on all nothing! Bag every non-item from my unstore while stocks don't last! "Buy" today and get a pressuring sense of urgency completely FREE!
It came in the pack like this. I call it the Multimillionaire Megabite.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It came in the pack like this. I call it the Multimillionaire Megabite.
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When preparing a Nativity scene this year, don’t forget to leave space for… *checks notes* …Andy Zaltzman being given a bath in a giant teacup.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
When preparing a Nativity scene this year, don’t forget to leave space for… *checks notes* …Andy Zaltzman being given a bath in a giant teacup.
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Top tip! Repeatedly saying “Fuck This!!” Whilst doing the things you don’t want to do really helps productivity!
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Top tip! Repeatedly saying “Fuck This!!” Whilst doing the things you don’t want to do really helps productivity!
Are trains sideways lifts or are lifts upways trains
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Are trains sideways lifts or are lifts upways trains
Just seen a lad out in shorts. On a rainy night in November. Definitely looked drunk but that's poor decision making since before he even left the house.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just seen a lad out in shorts. On a rainy night in November. Definitely looked drunk but that's poor decision making since before he even left the house.
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guys I'm going to be honest, culturally I checked out somewhere around skibidi toilet
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
guys I'm going to be honest, culturally I checked out somewhere around skibidi toilet
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There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
Being stuck in a rut is a whole different kind of problem if you're a stag
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Being stuck in a rut is a whole different kind of problem if you're a stag
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*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
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Aaron Paul was a methhead actor
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Aaron Paul was a methhead actor
Rules for obeying the Lunchtime King:
- Kneel before me except after tea
- Kneel before me except after tea
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Rules for obeying the Lunchtime King:
- Kneel before me except after tea
- Kneel before me except after tea
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
Had to unblock a toilet recently and it did not go smoothly. Really made a meal of it. Tasted awful.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Had to unblock a toilet recently and it did not go smoothly. Really made a meal of it. Tasted awful.
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I think I'm quite funny. Imagine if everyone thought that, I'd be so powerful.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think I'm quite funny. Imagine if everyone thought that, I'd be so powerful.
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I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.