#Hurtling
Hey buddy. Cheer up. The annoying guy in your office that didn’t finish his slide deck is hurtling inevitably towards his eternal oblivion too.
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Hurtling towards “serious people don’t discuss the files at all” in record fashion.
Free Press bravely fighting the Woke War on Pedophilia
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
kinda wild that we're hurtling towards Hoovermaxxing and like the economy hasn't actually gone into the total shitter
Trump Approval Among High School Education:

Disapprove: 58% (+16)
Approve: 41% (-14)

ActiVote / Feb 1, 2026

(% Change With Dec 2025)
February 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
If you criticise both major parties for hurtling to the right it's somehow your fault the country ended up hurtling to the right
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 AM
"Having a Black woman in a movie about the Greek Gods sending Odysseus on a decade long hell trip fighting endless monsters en route home from the God War is not Historically Accurate" y'all are the truly dumbest motherfuckers ever born on this rock hurtling through the void.
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The start of another monotonous week clinging to a decaying rock, hurtling through space around a dying star

Happy Monday! 😅

#MCM #MonochromeMonday
February 2, 2026 at 9:10 AM
i see a ball of fire hurtling towards earth… probably nothing
February 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I'm no skiing expert, but one might reasonably assume that knee ligaments are required when hurtling down a mountain at 70mph.😬
Lindsey Vonn says in press conference from Italy that she tore her ACL in a crash Friday — but aims to race in the Olympic downhill Sunday anyway. Said she skied today, and will wear a knee brace.
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
this is the situation. everything you hate about Waymos is mostly just a result of having cars be such an integrated part of our lives. it is weird to have individual train cars hurtling about just past your doorway
I don't even think there are many sophisticated critiques. the only critique of Waymo that makes sense is "I don't like Waymo because I don't like cars".
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
leaves you hoping against hope that someone will come from nowhere but probs best to get real and just accept that we are all hurtling towards disaster (and keeping starmer is not an option imv, the mandelson thing is morally disqualifying)
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"Oh they're really cooked now"
They're not.
"This is the beginning of the end for them."
It's not.

It all feels like the geopolitical equivalent of identifying just what kind of meteor it exactly is that's hurtling towards us.

Anyway.
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
But it's all an optical illusion. The cliffs had this hidden ridge leading down to the smugglers' tunnels. The smugglers who wouldn't let Con join because he's too damn small. So there's this moment like, "Trust me." And they appear to go hurtling over the edge with the King's men chasing them...
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Close second is the Ripline (the machine that kills children). Generally I get up to someone suggesting a giant fan the kids are hurtling towards before someone is doubled over
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If the 2000’s were the digital version of medieval then the 2010s were the age of sail and renaissance and we are now hurtling through the civil war

We’re doing a lot of the same notes just

FAST AS ALL GET OUT
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Absolutely sickening video (Pix 11
has surveillance footage). Little girl hustling across as the walk sign flashes and the bus driver hurtling down the street making a turn into the crosswalk without braking it looks like. If that were my kid I’d be in lockup right now for ******
11-year-old killed in hit-and-run involving school bus in Brooklyn, police say
A child has died after being struck by a school bus in a hit-and-run in Bath Beach, Brooklyn, police said.
abc7ny.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Unusual morning:

A big badger hurtling through the front garden.

Is that some kind of omen?
🤔
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 AM
The sense of Brexit deja-vu - of hurtling towards entirely avoidable but totally unstoppable catastrophe - is just so strong. And the far-right government that is coming is going to make Brexit look like a picnic. Imagine the worst it can be, then quadruple it.
Starmer and McSweeney are going to cling on together until they are dragged out of Downing Street. It may well require a leadership election in which Starmer is on the ballot to oust them. So this is going to go on for a while yet. As it does the far-right becomes more certain to win in 2029.
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I am a born & bred Midwesterner, so I don’t scare easy, but I’ve literally just had one of the most harrowing drives home ever. Heavy clumps of snow hurtling down, covering everything in wet slush. I could feel the car slipping.

Plus, THUNDERSNOW! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Home safe, but yikes.

Be safe, my locals!
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
In 2087, a message from deep space warns Earth a harbinger of doom is hurtling towards our planet. It also outlines a plan to save us, but at what cost? Is it a hoax, or a trap, or will we indeed soon face extinction—unless we agree to the ‘Alliance’s terms? #BookSky #SFF amazon.com/dp/B0F82Y9S7X
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
In 2087, a message from deep space warns Earth a harbinger of doom is hurtling towards our planet. It also outlines a plan to save us, but at what cost? Is it a hoax, or a trap, or will we indeed soon face extinction—unless we agree to the ‘Alliance’s terms? #BookSky #SFF amazon.com/dp/B0F82Y9S7X
February 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Have you ever led two horses at the same time and had them absolutely shit themselves at the exact same moment because a bird surprised them, and so they charge forward & for a moment - a brief moment - you’re flying, hurtling back through the air, holding the lead ropes of two 700kg flight animals
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
From toddlers to teens, kids are hurtling downhill on sleds wearing nothing but winter hats, leaving their heads unprotected if they crash or ram into an object, like a fence or tree. Head injuries are the most commonly seen sledding-related injury.
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/loca...
‘Especially concerning’: New study links tobogganing with head injuries
Of all the injuries children can get when tobogganing, head injuries are by far the most common, prompting concerns from a Hamilton hospital.
www.ctvnews.ca
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I suspect we are hurtling towards the UNCHANGEOVER: An Old Man & An Ongoing Era of Men’s Tennis
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I've just realised that this is another dinosaur illustration showing them with hair, not dissimilar to current illustrations of them with rudimentary feathers.
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM