Disaster Ship Blonde
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social
V, 39. She/her. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭
Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
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Hello, sickos. DisasterShipBlonde here.
✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...
👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...
No minors, please. No Tories.
✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...
👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...
No minors, please. No Tories.
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edizzy to me
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
edizzy to me
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New fic for the Canyon Christmas Stocking Fillers event! This is a gift for @kenderenvy.bsky.social, who requested EdIzzy as fantasy creatures. I decided to go with winged people. I hope you enjoy! 🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/76037861
cc: @rueforyou.bsky.social, thanks for running this event! 🍭
archiveofourown.org/works/76037861
cc: @rueforyou.bsky.social, thanks for running this event! 🍭
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
New fic for the Canyon Christmas Stocking Fillers event! This is a gift for @kenderenvy.bsky.social, who requested EdIzzy as fantasy creatures. I decided to go with winged people. I hope you enjoy! 🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/76037861
cc: @rueforyou.bsky.social, thanks for running this event! 🍭
archiveofourown.org/works/76037861
cc: @rueforyou.bsky.social, thanks for running this event! 🍭
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Merry Christmas to @andylehnsherr.bsky.social !
Here's your gift for Canyon Christmas! I really hope you like it, I had so much fun drawing it! 💖🦄🎄
#IzzyHands #OurFlagMeansDeath #CanyonChristmas
Here's your gift for Canyon Christmas! I really hope you like it, I had so much fun drawing it! 💖🦄🎄
#IzzyHands #OurFlagMeansDeath #CanyonChristmas
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Merry Christmas to @andylehnsherr.bsky.social !
Here's your gift for Canyon Christmas! I really hope you like it, I had so much fun drawing it! 💖🦄🎄
#IzzyHands #OurFlagMeansDeath #CanyonChristmas
Here's your gift for Canyon Christmas! I really hope you like it, I had so much fun drawing it! 💖🦄🎄
#IzzyHands #OurFlagMeansDeath #CanyonChristmas
Rough day. It’s time to break out the Christmas cheese.
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Rough day. It’s time to break out the Christmas cheese.
Izzy Hands.
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Izzy Hands.
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my part for the canyon gift exchange! :D
for @bbslezearring.bsky.social! using the prompts 'firsts' and 'ed's tattoo's :)
i hope you like it!! i love drawing these silly lil lads realising their feelings for each other 💜
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #edizzy
for @bbslezearring.bsky.social! using the prompts 'firsts' and 'ed's tattoo's :)
i hope you like it!! i love drawing these silly lil lads realising their feelings for each other 💜
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #edizzy
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
my part for the canyon gift exchange! :D
for @bbslezearring.bsky.social! using the prompts 'firsts' and 'ed's tattoo's :)
i hope you like it!! i love drawing these silly lil lads realising their feelings for each other 💜
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #edizzy
for @bbslezearring.bsky.social! using the prompts 'firsts' and 'ed's tattoo's :)
i hope you like it!! i love drawing these silly lil lads realising their feelings for each other 💜
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #edizzy
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Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
Welsh moots - is "nadolig llawen" correct for "merry Christmas"?
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Welsh moots - is "nadolig llawen" correct for "merry Christmas"?
Ah yes, The Republic of Dipshits.
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Ah yes, The Republic of Dipshits.
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“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
December 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“AI is ok as long as it’s not taking anyone’s job” and whose work is it trained on. Did you forget that it’s a bunch of stolen fucking shit? Are we moving the goalposts already? “it’s sticking around so you have to get used to it, be realistic” no I don’t. Eat my shit and hair
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I'm going to eat him on toast.
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm going to eat him on toast.
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Ben: “was the grink there?”
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ben: “was the grink there?”
Watching Badgers: Ben has questions about Izzy's plans for Christmas. 🔭🦡
December 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Watching Badgers: Ben has questions about Izzy's plans for Christmas. 🔭🦡
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boosting this as i'm still unable to afford an appointment this week 🙏
asking is never easy, but i'm struggling to afford groceries, meds, a handful of upcoming doctor's appointments, and my account is uncomfortably low at the moment 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
boosting this as i'm still unable to afford an appointment this week 🙏
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My revamp of Male with Arms Up-Stretched by William Etty , 1828
I’m kind of in love with how this one turned out
Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January
Prints: astrazero.com/product/arms...
I’m kind of in love with how this one turned out
Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January
Prints: astrazero.com/product/arms...
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
My revamp of Male with Arms Up-Stretched by William Etty , 1828
I’m kind of in love with how this one turned out
Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January
Prints: astrazero.com/product/arms...
I’m kind of in love with how this one turned out
Also getting close to finishing Vol.3 of my Dark Vintage books! I’m hoping to have it done by January
Prints: astrazero.com/product/arms...
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I adore Ralph, and that's why I'm the one person on AO3 writing fanfic about him.
archiveofourown.org/works/449288...
archiveofourown.org/works/449288...
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I adore Ralph, and that's why I'm the one person on AO3 writing fanfic about him.
archiveofourown.org/works/449288...
archiveofourown.org/works/449288...
There's an especially grotesque bingo ad saturating the TV at the moment, featuring a laughing AI grandma that's obviously ripping off a well-known drag act. Same name and everything. I hate the gambling industry.
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There's an especially grotesque bingo ad saturating the TV at the moment, featuring a laughing AI grandma that's obviously ripping off a well-known drag act. Same name and everything. I hate the gambling industry.
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Photoshop challenge!
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Photoshop challenge!
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I think about this daily.
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think about this daily.
I was at the Post Office today, and the cashier called forward the next man in the queue... and called him again... because... "Sorry, I was too busy staring at her boots," he said, pointing at me.
a cat laying on a bed with the words " i know what you are " above it
ALT: a cat laying on a bed with the words " i know what you are " above it
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I was at the Post Office today, and the cashier called forward the next man in the queue... and called him again... because... "Sorry, I was too busy staring at her boots," he said, pointing at me.
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If anybody wanted to draw Ed with this belly you’d be doing a fine service thank you
January 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If anybody wanted to draw Ed with this belly you’d be doing a fine service thank you