Disaster Ship Blonde
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social
V, 39. She/her. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭
Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
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Hello, sickos. DisasterShipBlonde here.
✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...
👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...
No minors, please. No Tories.
✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...
👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...
No minors, please. No Tories.
Steddyhands.
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Steddyhands.
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I am watching The Tunnel S2 (2016) with Conathan and! :D #ConONeill #TheTunnel
!!!(SPOILERS FOR THE TUNNEL)
!!!(SPOILERS FOR THE TUNNEL)
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I am watching The Tunnel S2 (2016) with Conathan and! :D #ConONeill #TheTunnel
!!!(SPOILERS FOR THE TUNNEL)
!!!(SPOILERS FOR THE TUNNEL)
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This is what Stede is thinking in the murder shack.
I shouldn't be bored. I'm fucking Blackbeard.
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
This is what Stede is thinking in the murder shack.
Operation Hornidoll is GO! (As soon as I get some rest.)
I'm opening a service making custom plushie order. making design, and contact with factory also sending it to you.
if you interested in, please check my kofi
or dm to my kofi before order it
ko-fi.com/c/225a81cc2e
if you interested in, please check my kofi
or dm to my kofi before order it
ko-fi.com/c/225a81cc2e
custom plushie order service
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Operation Hornidoll is GO! (As soon as I get some rest.)
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Just spent half an hour explaining "get in the robot" to my partner, and ended up saying "What if the Bible but Transformers?"
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Just spent half an hour explaining "get in the robot" to my partner, and ended up saying "What if the Bible but Transformers?"
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Stede insisted upon celebrating a certain holiday, so I gifted him a practice sword for sparring lessons.
"Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds!
Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"
"Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds!
Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Stede insisted upon celebrating a certain holiday, so I gifted him a practice sword for sparring lessons.
"Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds!
Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"
"Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds!
Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"
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Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
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"Of all the ocean's treasures, you are the most precious."
Happy Valentine's Day from Hen!Izzy and this "Sailors' Valentine" of a baby Kraken!
Sailors' Valentines were Caribbean shell mosaics that sailors brought home as gifts. southstreetseaportmuseum.org/rethinking-s...
#dollposting (1/3)
Happy Valentine's Day from Hen!Izzy and this "Sailors' Valentine" of a baby Kraken!
Sailors' Valentines were Caribbean shell mosaics that sailors brought home as gifts. southstreetseaportmuseum.org/rethinking-s...
#dollposting (1/3)
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
"Of all the ocean's treasures, you are the most precious."
Happy Valentine's Day from Hen!Izzy and this "Sailors' Valentine" of a baby Kraken!
Sailors' Valentines were Caribbean shell mosaics that sailors brought home as gifts. southstreetseaportmuseum.org/rethinking-s...
#dollposting (1/3)
Happy Valentine's Day from Hen!Izzy and this "Sailors' Valentine" of a baby Kraken!
Sailors' Valentines were Caribbean shell mosaics that sailors brought home as gifts. southstreetseaportmuseum.org/rethinking-s...
#dollposting (1/3)
Got Izzy a tiny sword for Valentine’s Day and he used it to rob me these chocolates at knifepoint.
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Got Izzy a tiny sword for Valentine’s Day and he used it to rob me these chocolates at knifepoint.
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Иззи в душе романтик, просто я не могу это доказать ~
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #illustration #ofmdfanart #israelhands #izzy #izzyhands #art
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #illustration #ofmdfanart #israelhands #izzy #izzyhands #art
February 14, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Иззи в душе романтик, просто я не могу это доказать ~
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #illustration #ofmdfanart #israelhands #izzy #izzyhands #art
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #illustration #ofmdfanart #israelhands #izzy #izzyhands #art
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February 14, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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happy valentine
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 AM
happy valentine
Actually physically traumatic 😂
I've just discovered Con doing some voice in the 'The Tories - Do the Apprentice' (2021) 🤣 #ConONeill
youtu.be/SVqjHl9x_LY?...
youtu.be/SVqjHl9x_LY?...
The Tories Do The Apprentice (Episode 1)
YouTube video by Ben Harvey
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Actually physically traumatic 😂
I put nice longish straight lady nails on last night, and it's taken less than 12 hours for them to drive me stark raving insane, so I've pulled them all off.
February 14, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I put nice longish straight lady nails on last night, and it's taken less than 12 hours for them to drive me stark raving insane, so I've pulled them all off.
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2023 edizzy repost
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
2023 edizzy repost
Izzy, you must pilot the Eva or Ed will have to do it again.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Izzy, you must pilot the Eva or Ed will have to do it again.
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February 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
It is Friday, it is dark outside, and there is STILL no Samba & Con cooking class.
a man wearing glasses and a trench coat stands in front of a car
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a trench coat stands in front of a car
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It is Friday, it is dark outside, and there is STILL no Samba & Con cooking class.
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This is a scam. If you see this, DON'T click it.
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This is a scam. If you see this, DON'T click it.
Planned a lovely healthy evening of sobriety, home cooked food, and an early night. What I got was a pain flare, the floor, and morphine.
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Planned a lovely healthy evening of sobriety, home cooked food, and an early night. What I got was a pain flare, the floor, and morphine.
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Mods are asleep. Post The Bill.
www.tumblr.com/feelmyskin/7...
www.tumblr.com/feelmyskin/7...
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Mods are asleep. Post The Bill.
www.tumblr.com/feelmyskin/7...
www.tumblr.com/feelmyskin/7...
Greggs have started selling iced matcha and every time I go by, I hear Ben like
"Liitle oik. Look. Expand your horizons with whatever that is."
"It's green tea, and no thanks."
"Only the strongest builder's tea for my little ruffian. Four sugars and a Sports Direct mug."
"Don't make this a thing."
"Liitle oik. Look. Expand your horizons with whatever that is."
"It's green tea, and no thanks."
"Only the strongest builder's tea for my little ruffian. Four sugars and a Sports Direct mug."
"Don't make this a thing."
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Greggs have started selling iced matcha and every time I go by, I hear Ben like
"Liitle oik. Look. Expand your horizons with whatever that is."
"It's green tea, and no thanks."
"Only the strongest builder's tea for my little ruffian. Four sugars and a Sports Direct mug."
"Don't make this a thing."
"Liitle oik. Look. Expand your horizons with whatever that is."
"It's green tea, and no thanks."
"Only the strongest builder's tea for my little ruffian. Four sugars and a Sports Direct mug."
"Don't make this a thing."
Trying to focus on important academic stuff, but Izzy, Ed, and Jack keep menacingly strutting down my corridors like Heaven 17.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwt...
Heaven 17 - Temptation
YouTube video by Heaven17VEVO
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Trying to focus on important academic stuff, but Izzy, Ed, and Jack keep menacingly strutting down my corridors like Heaven 17.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwt...