Disaster Ship Blonde
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social
V, 39. She/her. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭
Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞
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Hello, sickos. DisasterShipBlonde here.
✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...
👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...
No minors, please. No Tories.
✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...
👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...
No minors, please. No Tories.
You know the omegaverse thing of the omega squirting all over the place continually for days and days? Do they start off with massive fluid-filled gland, or do they just sort of deflate like prunes? How long would it take for them to die of dehydration? What is their building insurance like?
February 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
You know the omegaverse thing of the omega squirting all over the place continually for days and days? Do they start off with massive fluid-filled gland, or do they just sort of deflate like prunes? How long would it take for them to die of dehydration? What is their building insurance like?
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I'm gonna keep bumping this, esp because AO3 was having some email notification issues, but! If you liked this one and want to read more Goldenboy omegaverse, I wrote this very horny one that's a little more traditional, Alpha Ben/Omega Izzy, but with Ben POV. archiveofourown.org/works/58080457
February 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I'm gonna keep bumping this, esp because AO3 was having some email notification issues, but! If you liked this one and want to read more Goldenboy omegaverse, I wrote this very horny one that's a little more traditional, Alpha Ben/Omega Izzy, but with Ben POV. archiveofourown.org/works/58080457
It was part of my parole agreement.
tell me how you ended up in the fandom you’re in
February 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It was part of my parole agreement.
Still would.
I've just seen Con's film Frank (2012)... what the fock did I just watch :D #ConONeill #Frank
(spoilers)
(spoilers)
February 18, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Still would.
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He looks so amazing I need drawing him #OFMD #izzyhands
February 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
He looks so amazing I need drawing him #OFMD #izzyhands
Late night pancakes just for me, you say? A big pile of carbs and maple syrup, for moi?
a close up of a man 's face with the words yes very good below him
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words yes very good below him
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Late night pancakes just for me, you say? A big pile of carbs and maple syrup, for moi?
I made a lined bag! Don’t look too closely at the stitching.
February 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I made a lined bag! Don’t look too closely at the stitching.
Look Mum No Computer is going to be our Eurovision entry this year. Hurry up and do the necessary thing so I can watch it.
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Look Mum No Computer is going to be our Eurovision entry this year. Hurry up and do the necessary thing so I can watch it.
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this post is so LOUD
February 17, 2026 at 5:56 AM
this post is so LOUD
Found a place printing holographic kpop photocards with whatever image you like, and the urge to order a pile of "Marxist goths for Izzy Hands" cards is powerful.
February 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Found a place printing holographic kpop photocards with whatever image you like, and the urge to order a pile of "Marxist goths for Izzy Hands" cards is powerful.
Unfortunately the figure skating keeps introducing me to new EdIzzy melodrama anthems. Bangers to mutiny to. Ben's going to kill them both. Wheeeeeeeeee.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZys...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZys...
Without You
YouTube video by Ursine Vulpine - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Unfortunately the figure skating keeps introducing me to new EdIzzy melodrama anthems. Bangers to mutiny to. Ben's going to kill them both. Wheeeeeeeeee.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZys...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZys...
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Full fic of this concept now posted! Thanks to @violetsmith.bsky.social for letting me run with the idea!
Saltwater, Sweetbriar - Rated E, Alpha Izzy/Omega Hornigold, ~4.3K words
archiveofourown.org/works/79705651
Saltwater, Sweetbriar - Rated E, Alpha Izzy/Omega Hornigold, ~4.3K words
archiveofourown.org/works/79705651
February 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Full fic of this concept now posted! Thanks to @violetsmith.bsky.social for letting me run with the idea!
Saltwater, Sweetbriar - Rated E, Alpha Izzy/Omega Hornigold, ~4.3K words
archiveofourown.org/works/79705651
Saltwater, Sweetbriar - Rated E, Alpha Izzy/Omega Hornigold, ~4.3K words
archiveofourown.org/works/79705651
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February 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Leopold and Loeb, c.1924, certain they'll never be caught:
Zero context Ra Vincent from chatting before we went live for Behind Our Flag 🤣
#BOF #BOF2 #OFMD
www.siren-events.co.uk/behind-our-f...
#BOF #BOF2 #OFMD
www.siren-events.co.uk/behind-our-f...
February 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Leopold and Loeb, c.1924, certain they'll never be caught:
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Because February is a bastard month, it's looking like we're about €100 short for rent this month. I have until the 21st.
If anyone has anything, even a single € will help ✨
ko-fi.com/pompompastel
If anyone has anything, even a single € will help ✨
ko-fi.com/pompompastel
Support PomPomPastel
Support PomPomPastel
ko-fi.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Because February is a bastard month, it's looking like we're about €100 short for rent this month. I have until the 21st.
If anyone has anything, even a single € will help ✨
ko-fi.com/pompompastel
If anyone has anything, even a single € will help ✨
ko-fi.com/pompompastel
Goldenboy cat-and-mouse where Izzy keeps getting into trouble so he'll be hauled up to see Captain for correction. Ben smiling as he regards the sullen wretch before him. "Mister Hands, again? People will say we're in love."
February 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Goldenboy cat-and-mouse where Izzy keeps getting into trouble so he'll be hauled up to see Captain for correction. Ben smiling as he regards the sullen wretch before him. "Mister Hands, again? People will say we're in love."
I believe in you, Agent Truss.
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I believe in you, Agent Truss.
Steddyhands.
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Steddyhands.
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I am watching The Tunnel S2 (2016) with Conathan and! :D #ConONeill #TheTunnel
!!!(SPOILERS FOR THE TUNNEL)
!!!(SPOILERS FOR THE TUNNEL)
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I am watching The Tunnel S2 (2016) with Conathan and! :D #ConONeill #TheTunnel
!!!(SPOILERS FOR THE TUNNEL)
!!!(SPOILERS FOR THE TUNNEL)
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This is what Stede is thinking in the murder shack.
I shouldn't be bored. I'm fucking Blackbeard.
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
This is what Stede is thinking in the murder shack.
Operation Hornidoll is GO! (As soon as I get some rest.)
I'm opening a service making custom plushie order. making design, and contact with factory also sending it to you.
if you interested in, please check my kofi
or dm to my kofi before order it
ko-fi.com/c/225a81cc2e
if you interested in, please check my kofi
or dm to my kofi before order it
ko-fi.com/c/225a81cc2e
custom plushie order service
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Operation Hornidoll is GO! (As soon as I get some rest.)
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Just spent half an hour explaining "get in the robot" to my partner, and ended up saying "What if the Bible but Transformers?"
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Just spent half an hour explaining "get in the robot" to my partner, and ended up saying "What if the Bible but Transformers?"
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Stede insisted upon celebrating a certain holiday, so I gifted him a practice sword for sparring lessons.
"Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds!
Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"
"Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds!
Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Stede insisted upon celebrating a certain holiday, so I gifted him a practice sword for sparring lessons.
"Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds!
Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"
"Widen your stance, Capitan Estupido," Jimmingbird beat him in 3 seconds!
Starzzy took out his sword and Stede exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Where do you even hide that? That's SpongeBob logic!"