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stevensoncat | izzy defender
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con o'neill is a little pretty girl

(sorry for my english it's not my native)
22, he/him
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anyone who thinks izzy had bad influence on ed should understand that izzy is just a little brat wanting to be dominated
that's them!!!!!!!!! ed and his little guy!!!!!!!!!!!! and they're in completely fucked up love and don't even understand it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
i actually think the main doesn't understand neither izzy nor edizzy because they see ed as stede does. and stede is a dreamer. he sees the best in people and their perspectives and what they can be. while izzy sees edward as he knows him, who he was, he sees the present but don't understand and
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
and AGAIN same as 'doggy-heaven' talk is not about izzy, it's about ed. his existential crisis. i don't believe in abuse because it's not it. ed decides what to do not because he's afraid of izzy or because he doesn't want to lose him or just obeys him etc. izzy embodies ed's past, his personality
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
that's the moment where izzy sees how ALL this is wrong. unnatural and frightening and ed is not okay. and he doesn't understand what and how and how to deal with it or how to solve it and help him
January 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
also i think every leading character in ofmd has serious traits and comical ones. because ofmd is not just a comedy but a drama also. like stede is foolish and ridiculous but also he's kind and adventerous and humane and curious. so is izzy. he's angry little funny fucker who fails to be scary and
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
that's is officialy the most sexy scene in the WHOLE series. i got an erection. tho i physically can't get it.
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
THAT'S MY FAVOURITE WANKER YOU'RE ALWAYS BE A LEGEND TO ME MR HANDS
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
i also liked how ed didn't suprise when jack told him it's izzy who had sent him. i think ed didn't forget about izzy he knew he would come back because he's always near him, in his life. so i agree with Con's headcanon it's their 'game' and relationships when izzy dramatically shuts the door
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
also if izzy is somehow incompetent because his skills weren't shown and he's a bad captain and a bad manager if he has no authority then we also have no proofs blackbeard is genious and brilliant sailor because it's not shown. we only know about his plan with clouds and that's it. even the thing
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
btw even jack is not homophobic. people i think can confuse toxic masculinity with homophobia because it's connected but not the same. jack is toxic masculine classicaly and he's a sexist, he thinks the way stede behaves is weak and feminine and thus shameful and unworthy. but he did have
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
so yeah i've already said year ago and say it again the only mistake izzy did is to betray edward. when he brought the navy to kill stede he left no choice for edward deciding what's better for him and that's egoistic even if he is sure he does what would be better for him. it's not right thing
January 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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izzy hands to me is like those tiny wet kittens that can barely hold their eyes open
January 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
s1 is such a great show. i mean it's a good comedy but ALSO it's a damn good drama with complex characters with their motivations, feelings, points of view. and imo it's a complete disrespect toward the show to claim that it's the story about good and evil. idk you don't need high empathy to see
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Season 2 Izzy Hands
which fictional character is this?
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Little Izzy moddlling the latest #HausofHands collection. Getting jeans over his fat arse is something the big Izzy Hands never struggled with @disastershipblonde.bsky.social @imrights.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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And the hot as fuck short king moving man with beautiful hair who talks about why he wears dangly earrings while manhandling your entire couch😌
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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The four strong, strapping, beautiful lads in question😌
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Even seals want to meet Conito :) ❤🦭 #ConONeill
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Izzy in s2😌
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Conito bonito of the day... day 353

❤️‍🔥
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
i'm such a jack fanboy he's so magnificent. i adore cowboys btw. and he would fuck izzy SO hard and sweetly. man. how much would have been avoided if izzy just had stayed with jack and they would live happy.

izzy deserves someone who simps him as much as izzy simps ed. jack would take care of him.
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
THAT IS MY BABY CALICO JACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU DID ALL WRONG AND YOU'RE A COMPLETE JERK AND I LOVE YOU
January 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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the star will always accompany the moon☄️

#ofmd #ofmds2 #ofmdfanart
#ourflagmeansdeath #blackbeard #edwardteach #izzyhands
October 27, 2024 at 5:37 PM
again i don't mind but i'm sick of hypocrisy. izzy is an absolutely harmless puppy comparing to ed and still people somehow manages to blame izzy for everything and claim he's the unforgivable villain very dangerous and terrifying. and justifying ed with traumas or copying mechanisms when izzy is
he's a pirate after all. there is nothing wrong to be violent cruel bloodthirsty mad and killing people torturing even just for fun etc since you're a bandit and criminal and outlaw. but it is NOT okay to justify it or even trying to explain or whitewash with traumas and your headcanons
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
rip snake edward teach has murdered without any sense violently and unapologetically
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM