DearestArsenic
@notthewriter.bsky.social
She/They
18+ content
Writer, artist, fandom brainrot
Still in the IzzyCanyon years later
Here to vibe
18+ content
Writer, artist, fandom brainrot
Still in the IzzyCanyon years later
Here to vibe
Me, 6 hours ago: I can't write any fan fic until I work on my assignments a little
*6 hours later*
I rearranged part of my room & finished 2 lil art pieces instead
💀🤣
*6 hours later*
I rearranged part of my room & finished 2 lil art pieces instead
💀🤣
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Me, 6 hours ago: I can't write any fan fic until I work on my assignments a little
*6 hours later*
I rearranged part of my room & finished 2 lil art pieces instead
💀🤣
*6 hours later*
I rearranged part of my room & finished 2 lil art pieces instead
💀🤣
Another smut fic brainworm to add to my list:
Stede has some fun outfits for Izzy but oh no the outfits make Stede so horny that he has to fuck Izzy every time & oh no he's ruined the cute lil outfits!!!
Good thing Stede has literally so many outfits for Izzy to try on 😏
Stede has some fun outfits for Izzy but oh no the outfits make Stede so horny that he has to fuck Izzy every time & oh no he's ruined the cute lil outfits!!!
Good thing Stede has literally so many outfits for Izzy to try on 😏
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Another smut fic brainworm to add to my list:
Stede has some fun outfits for Izzy but oh no the outfits make Stede so horny that he has to fuck Izzy every time & oh no he's ruined the cute lil outfits!!!
Good thing Stede has literally so many outfits for Izzy to try on 😏
Stede has some fun outfits for Izzy but oh no the outfits make Stede so horny that he has to fuck Izzy every time & oh no he's ruined the cute lil outfits!!!
Good thing Stede has literally so many outfits for Izzy to try on 😏
It's so funny that a lot of the time when you're chronically ill, you're like "if only there was like just a vitamin deficiency & taking it would fix me"
Because that might actually be part of my problem 🤣
It won't fix me because I have genetic issues but apparently I'm low in everything 💀
Because that might actually be part of my problem 🤣
It won't fix me because I have genetic issues but apparently I'm low in everything 💀
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's so funny that a lot of the time when you're chronically ill, you're like "if only there was like just a vitamin deficiency & taking it would fix me"
Because that might actually be part of my problem 🤣
It won't fix me because I have genetic issues but apparently I'm low in everything 💀
Because that might actually be part of my problem 🤣
It won't fix me because I have genetic issues but apparently I'm low in everything 💀
Random hot take of the day:
We should replace the phrase "breed like rabbits" with "breed like tribbles"
We have a lot of phrases/names from fiction (bizarre & brainiac from superman comics, Wendy from Peter pan, etc)
We should replace the phrase "breed like rabbits" with "breed like tribbles"
We have a lot of phrases/names from fiction (bizarre & brainiac from superman comics, Wendy from Peter pan, etc)
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Random hot take of the day:
We should replace the phrase "breed like rabbits" with "breed like tribbles"
We have a lot of phrases/names from fiction (bizarre & brainiac from superman comics, Wendy from Peter pan, etc)
We should replace the phrase "breed like rabbits" with "breed like tribbles"
We have a lot of phrases/names from fiction (bizarre & brainiac from superman comics, Wendy from Peter pan, etc)
Izzy in a tentacle sex pit is written & posted!!!
Once again shout out to @cecillusive.bsky.social for inspiring this with their wonderful kinktober art.
The Pitt of (getting fucked to) Death!!!!
Won't someone save him????
archiveofourown.org/works/74112606
Once again shout out to @cecillusive.bsky.social for inspiring this with their wonderful kinktober art.
The Pitt of (getting fucked to) Death!!!!
Won't someone save him????
archiveofourown.org/works/74112606
The Pitt of (getting fucked to) Death - Iamnotthewriteryourelookingfor - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Izzy in a tentacle sex pit is written & posted!!!
Once again shout out to @cecillusive.bsky.social for inspiring this with their wonderful kinktober art.
The Pitt of (getting fucked to) Death!!!!
Won't someone save him????
archiveofourown.org/works/74112606
Once again shout out to @cecillusive.bsky.social for inspiring this with their wonderful kinktober art.
The Pitt of (getting fucked to) Death!!!!
Won't someone save him????
archiveofourown.org/works/74112606
Izzy in a tentacle pit fic is done, I'm posting it tomorrow cuz it is at least an hour past my bedtime lol
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Izzy in a tentacle pit fic is done, I'm posting it tomorrow cuz it is at least an hour past my bedtime lol
The story of the greatest showman was kinda problematic but the songs slap
Imagine: Stede & Ed version
Million dreams - Stede wanting to be a pirate
Come alive - Stede recruiting the crew of the Revenge
Other side - Stede trying to get Ed to follow him
Rewrite the stars - their love song
Imagine: Stede & Ed version
Million dreams - Stede wanting to be a pirate
Come alive - Stede recruiting the crew of the Revenge
Other side - Stede trying to get Ed to follow him
Rewrite the stars - their love song
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The story of the greatest showman was kinda problematic but the songs slap
Imagine: Stede & Ed version
Million dreams - Stede wanting to be a pirate
Come alive - Stede recruiting the crew of the Revenge
Other side - Stede trying to get Ed to follow him
Rewrite the stars - their love song
Imagine: Stede & Ed version
Million dreams - Stede wanting to be a pirate
Come alive - Stede recruiting the crew of the Revenge
Other side - Stede trying to get Ed to follow him
Rewrite the stars - their love song
Has an appointment w my Dr
My dr: u have like no vitamins, why don't u have vitamins!?!?
🤣
My dr: u have like no vitamins, why don't u have vitamins!?!?
🤣
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Has an appointment w my Dr
My dr: u have like no vitamins, why don't u have vitamins!?!?
🤣
My dr: u have like no vitamins, why don't u have vitamins!?!?
🤣
ok I'm nearly done with the Izzy getting thrown into a pit of tentacles porn, the clean up should be quick & then it's done.
*1,000 words of bathing later*
They're still in the bath.
*1,000 words of bathing later*
They're still in the bath.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ok I'm nearly done with the Izzy getting thrown into a pit of tentacles porn, the clean up should be quick & then it's done.
*1,000 words of bathing later*
They're still in the bath.
*1,000 words of bathing later*
They're still in the bath.
Went to post chapter 2 of my Izzy smut inspired by pussy bingo from like 2 years ago, realised I hadn't clicked the "part of a multi chaptered piece'
Oops, lol
Fixed now.
& chapter 2 is up!!!
Get your CJIzzy!!! They're fuckin in a club bathroom!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/72274516
Oops, lol
Fixed now.
& chapter 2 is up!!!
Get your CJIzzy!!! They're fuckin in a club bathroom!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/72274516
The Prettiest Omega at the Orgy - Chapter 1 - Iamnotthewriteryourelookingfor - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Went to post chapter 2 of my Izzy smut inspired by pussy bingo from like 2 years ago, realised I hadn't clicked the "part of a multi chaptered piece'
Oops, lol
Fixed now.
& chapter 2 is up!!!
Get your CJIzzy!!! They're fuckin in a club bathroom!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/72274516
Oops, lol
Fixed now.
& chapter 2 is up!!!
Get your CJIzzy!!! They're fuckin in a club bathroom!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/72274516
Me literally every day
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me literally every day
I did it!! I fuckin did it!!!
Now i have like 3 other assignments go do before the end of November 😭
Now i have like 3 other assignments go do before the end of November 😭
Good news on the assignment that's kicking my ass
There are 5 tables, 3 need to add up & 2 just have details
The 3 that need to add up are done & they add up.
Out of the 2 that have details, I just need to put in 3 items on 1
& then do the whole of the other.
😅😭 but also thank fuck
There are 5 tables, 3 need to add up & 2 just have details
The 3 that need to add up are done & they add up.
Out of the 2 that have details, I just need to put in 3 items on 1
& then do the whole of the other.
😅😭 but also thank fuck
Me: I'm going to modify NanoWriMo & try to write half the offical number of words for an original novel this month
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I did it!! I fuckin did it!!!
Now i have like 3 other assignments go do before the end of November 😭
Now i have like 3 other assignments go do before the end of November 😭
Update: I think I've done it?????
I think that's it????
I'm so scared tbh
I think that's it????
I'm so scared tbh
Good news on the assignment that's kicking my ass
There are 5 tables, 3 need to add up & 2 just have details
The 3 that need to add up are done & they add up.
Out of the 2 that have details, I just need to put in 3 items on 1
& then do the whole of the other.
😅😭 but also thank fuck
There are 5 tables, 3 need to add up & 2 just have details
The 3 that need to add up are done & they add up.
Out of the 2 that have details, I just need to put in 3 items on 1
& then do the whole of the other.
😅😭 but also thank fuck
Me: I'm going to modify NanoWriMo & try to write half the offical number of words for an original novel this month
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Update: I think I've done it?????
I think that's it????
I'm so scared tbh
I think that's it????
I'm so scared tbh
Good news on the assignment that's kicking my ass
There are 5 tables, 3 need to add up & 2 just have details
The 3 that need to add up are done & they add up.
Out of the 2 that have details, I just need to put in 3 items on 1
& then do the whole of the other.
😅😭 but also thank fuck
There are 5 tables, 3 need to add up & 2 just have details
The 3 that need to add up are done & they add up.
Out of the 2 that have details, I just need to put in 3 items on 1
& then do the whole of the other.
😅😭 but also thank fuck
Me: I'm going to modify NanoWriMo & try to write half the offical number of words for an original novel this month
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Good news on the assignment that's kicking my ass
There are 5 tables, 3 need to add up & 2 just have details
The 3 that need to add up are done & they add up.
Out of the 2 that have details, I just need to put in 3 items on 1
& then do the whole of the other.
😅😭 but also thank fuck
There are 5 tables, 3 need to add up & 2 just have details
The 3 that need to add up are done & they add up.
Out of the 2 that have details, I just need to put in 3 items on 1
& then do the whole of the other.
😅😭 but also thank fuck
You know that post that's like "fic is badly hiding authors kink"?
I fear i have a brainworm that's like that & it's only a matter of time before i write it.
Idek if it is a kink I just like putting Izzy in situations.
(Oh God I just got another brainworm 🤣, I'm meant to be studying!!!)
I fear i have a brainworm that's like that & it's only a matter of time before i write it.
Idek if it is a kink I just like putting Izzy in situations.
(Oh God I just got another brainworm 🤣, I'm meant to be studying!!!)
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You know that post that's like "fic is badly hiding authors kink"?
I fear i have a brainworm that's like that & it's only a matter of time before i write it.
Idek if it is a kink I just like putting Izzy in situations.
(Oh God I just got another brainworm 🤣, I'm meant to be studying!!!)
I fear i have a brainworm that's like that & it's only a matter of time before i write it.
Idek if it is a kink I just like putting Izzy in situations.
(Oh God I just got another brainworm 🤣, I'm meant to be studying!!!)
Me: I'm going to modify NanoWriMo & try to write half the offical number of words for an original novel this month
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Me: I'm going to modify NanoWriMo & try to write half the offical number of words for an original novel this month
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
November: fatigue, medication changes, uni assignments that are taking fuckin hours & stressing me out, only having like 2 productive hours a day & needing it for food & chores...
Me: writing Izzy being railed by a mass of tentacles & then his captains
My brain & body: we need to eat, we need to sleep, please, it will be here tomorrow we promise!!
My brain & body: we need to eat, we need to sleep, please, it will be here tomorrow we promise!!
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Me: writing Izzy being railed by a mass of tentacles & then his captains
My brain & body: we need to eat, we need to sleep, please, it will be here tomorrow we promise!!
My brain & body: we need to eat, we need to sleep, please, it will be here tomorrow we promise!!
Back for my blood test & ECG
Hooked up to the machine like "don't think about the porn u want to write"
Also they had to take the blood out of my hand.
Curse my dehydrated veins & thick arms
Hooked up to the machine like "don't think about the porn u want to write"
Also they had to take the blood out of my hand.
Curse my dehydrated veins & thick arms
I'm waiting to get a blood test, then I have school work to do & chores
But instead all I want to do is go home & write Izzy smut inspired by @cecillusive.bsky.social's kinktober art 😭
I wish they'd hurry up & steal my blood so I can go home & write porn
But instead all I want to do is go home & write Izzy smut inspired by @cecillusive.bsky.social's kinktober art 😭
I wish they'd hurry up & steal my blood so I can go home & write porn
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Back for my blood test & ECG
Hooked up to the machine like "don't think about the porn u want to write"
Also they had to take the blood out of my hand.
Curse my dehydrated veins & thick arms
Hooked up to the machine like "don't think about the porn u want to write"
Also they had to take the blood out of my hand.
Curse my dehydrated veins & thick arms
Nevermind I have to fast for this test & no one told me.
I also have to pay upfront for one of them & i have $0 rn so I'm gonna have to do it tomorrow or Friday (I'm seeing my Dr next week i need to get it done this week)
I also have to pay upfront for one of them & i have $0 rn so I'm gonna have to do it tomorrow or Friday (I'm seeing my Dr next week i need to get it done this week)
I'm waiting to get a blood test, then I have school work to do & chores
But instead all I want to do is go home & write Izzy smut inspired by @cecillusive.bsky.social's kinktober art 😭
I wish they'd hurry up & steal my blood so I can go home & write porn
But instead all I want to do is go home & write Izzy smut inspired by @cecillusive.bsky.social's kinktober art 😭
I wish they'd hurry up & steal my blood so I can go home & write porn
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Nevermind I have to fast for this test & no one told me.
I also have to pay upfront for one of them & i have $0 rn so I'm gonna have to do it tomorrow or Friday (I'm seeing my Dr next week i need to get it done this week)
I also have to pay upfront for one of them & i have $0 rn so I'm gonna have to do it tomorrow or Friday (I'm seeing my Dr next week i need to get it done this week)
I'm waiting to get a blood test, then I have school work to do & chores
But instead all I want to do is go home & write Izzy smut inspired by @cecillusive.bsky.social's kinktober art 😭
I wish they'd hurry up & steal my blood so I can go home & write porn
But instead all I want to do is go home & write Izzy smut inspired by @cecillusive.bsky.social's kinktober art 😭
I wish they'd hurry up & steal my blood so I can go home & write porn
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm waiting to get a blood test, then I have school work to do & chores
But instead all I want to do is go home & write Izzy smut inspired by @cecillusive.bsky.social's kinktober art 😭
I wish they'd hurry up & steal my blood so I can go home & write porn
But instead all I want to do is go home & write Izzy smut inspired by @cecillusive.bsky.social's kinktober art 😭
I wish they'd hurry up & steal my blood so I can go home & write porn
There's only 1 bad thing about vaccinations & that's that there's always a new one you need to get
& i have adhd so I can't remember which ones I've gotten & which ones I need to get
(I am definitely 1 year of flu shots behind)
& i have adhd so I can't remember which ones I've gotten & which ones I need to get
(I am definitely 1 year of flu shots behind)
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
There's only 1 bad thing about vaccinations & that's that there's always a new one you need to get
& i have adhd so I can't remember which ones I've gotten & which ones I need to get
(I am definitely 1 year of flu shots behind)
& i have adhd so I can't remember which ones I've gotten & which ones I need to get
(I am definitely 1 year of flu shots behind)
You know the theory that's like "your dreams are your lives in other dimensions"?
For my dream last night, I hope thats the case.
I'd ordered sushi & an old, mangey alley cat followed it & arrived at my door like "fish for the little man" & then let me adopt him.
I called him Sushi & i loved him
For my dream last night, I hope thats the case.
I'd ordered sushi & an old, mangey alley cat followed it & arrived at my door like "fish for the little man" & then let me adopt him.
I called him Sushi & i loved him
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You know the theory that's like "your dreams are your lives in other dimensions"?
For my dream last night, I hope thats the case.
I'd ordered sushi & an old, mangey alley cat followed it & arrived at my door like "fish for the little man" & then let me adopt him.
I called him Sushi & i loved him
For my dream last night, I hope thats the case.
I'd ordered sushi & an old, mangey alley cat followed it & arrived at my door like "fish for the little man" & then let me adopt him.
I called him Sushi & i loved him
I'm thinking about making him one of those pet backpacks (the bubble ones) in his size to carrying him in
Being a cute lil patootie, thinking about getting something so he can hang on the wall so he can sit above my desk & properly supervise me
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm thinking about making him one of those pet backpacks (the bubble ones) in his size to carrying him in
Great news, I still have the OFMD spark because last night my brain was like "hey, what if Ed decided Izzy shouldn't be first mate & in response of being demoted, Izzy just started fuckin the whole crew?"
So I'll add that to the list 🤣
So I'll add that to the list 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Great news, I still have the OFMD spark because last night my brain was like "hey, what if Ed decided Izzy shouldn't be first mate & in response of being demoted, Izzy just started fuckin the whole crew?"
So I'll add that to the list 🤣
So I'll add that to the list 🤣
"People on government support are exploiting-"
I'm so sick of this that i have a new proposal - make them prove it.
We put them on government support for 3 months, they have to prove that they can do the thing they're accusing people of with documentation & if they get caught they fail & apologise
I'm so sick of this that i have a new proposal - make them prove it.
We put them on government support for 3 months, they have to prove that they can do the thing they're accusing people of with documentation & if they get caught they fail & apologise
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"People on government support are exploiting-"
I'm so sick of this that i have a new proposal - make them prove it.
We put them on government support for 3 months, they have to prove that they can do the thing they're accusing people of with documentation & if they get caught they fail & apologise
I'm so sick of this that i have a new proposal - make them prove it.
We put them on government support for 3 months, they have to prove that they can do the thing they're accusing people of with documentation & if they get caught they fail & apologise