Yeah my brain wants to upset me so often & the only thing that saves me is smashing my blorbos together in my mind

Right?
Real pregnancy is literally the most gruesome & terrifying horror story anyone can think of
Fantasy pregnancy? Hot

Prison for Jan 6

Yes!!!
U want to parentify Izzy we're gonna make it kinky!!!!

His feet & back hurt a bit & his clothes rub against his sore tits but those can be fixed by massages & walking around without a shirt on ❤️

It's one of those really expensive fancy ones with the big icing & he's trying to work out how to eat it
It came in a box w a ribbon & one of the women has tied it in his hair

They're only a lil mad at each other for not explaining things properly because communication is so important & they buy him like a lil cupcake for apologise

Yes!!!!

I need to work on some assignments before I keep writing tho 😭

Iron? So low we can't measure it
Vitamin D? Please go outside
B12? We can't measure it properly so we have no idea.

& that's just what I got tested recently 🤣

Mr Dr is like "do u eat meat? Are u sure ure not vegan?!?!?"
So I'm looking into upping my red meat

I agree: both.
They're married, they're divorced, they're dating, they're exes, who knows what's going on with them.
Dress them like the ying & yang symbol so one has black hair & wears white & the other is blonde & wears black

Yes!!!
Incredible
I want to add that there should be 1 older female porn star who helps them along the way, I was thinking Helen Miriam as lile a MILF Dom but if you have a better idea I'd love to hear it

I also have a 3rd "hey what if Ed & Stede were werewolves in like a sanctuary & Izzy was tossed in as a breeding option?

Post hole, the window between the kitchen & the dining area, in the railing

Omg!!!!

Ok here me out: 2 aging porn stars set out to track down a missing friend in a fun romcom but it has a lot of tropes from detective noir including the monologue-voice overs
Also they used to work together but they caught feelings & it ruined their everything & in this they get back together

The plagerism & enery consumption alone should be enough to ban public use of genAI
But also it spreads misinformation, causes psychosis, & has convinced at least 3 people to kill themselves

Might be an insane take but sometimes my brain connects the wildest things

Yea that's why I think the story was problematic: whitewashed him & history, slidelined the people he exploited, made up a couple to "solve racism" plus like ablism & such