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Unbelievable! Do we look like prostitutes to you? ❦ Well. Not terribly successful ones.
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Unbelievable! Do we look like prostitutes to you? ❦ Well. Not terribly successful ones.
Cut off all his limbs and turn his back into a table?
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Cut off all his limbs and turn his back into a table?
Look at his beard. Mr. Cool.
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Look at his beard. Mr. Cool.
Nah, kinda resembles a sharp carrot.
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Nah, kinda resembles a sharp carrot.
Right. The ushe...
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Right. The ushe...
Apparently some bloke's all hot and bothered about a guy called Ed.
January 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Apparently some bloke's all hot and bothered about a guy called Ed.
Well, he's wearing Blackbeard's clothes. He's on Blackbeard ship.
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Well, he's wearing Blackbeard's clothes. He's on Blackbeard ship.
Winter jackets. Autumn vibe. Summer linen.
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Winter jackets. Autumn vibe. Summer linen.
I've definitely said that. ❦ Maybe you said it on your own.
January 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I've definitely said that. ❦ Maybe you said it on your own.
You're not ghosts, are ye?
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
You're not ghosts, are ye?
We've got a fuckery on our hands!
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've got a fuckery on our hands!
Welp. I'll leave you to it. Looks like there's trouble in paradise.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Welp. I'll leave you to it. Looks like there's trouble in paradise.
Don't kill one another you guys!
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Don't kill one another you guys!
That's a t h i n g?
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
That's a t h i n g?
So whats the plan, Captain? Figured as first mate I should be ... doin' something.
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
So whats the plan, Captain? Figured as first mate I should be ... doin' something.
Nobody minds a bit of shit on their rabbit.
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Nobody minds a bit of shit on their rabbit.
Nah, kinda resembles a sharp carrot.
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Nah, kinda resembles a sharp carrot.
I would absolutely murder someone for a bath. I'm starting to smell like the rest of you.
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I would absolutely murder someone for a bath. I'm starting to smell like the rest of you.
And what makes Ed happy?
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 AM
And what makes Ed happy?
Are you stalling because you think Blackbeard's gonna murder you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Are you stalling because you think Blackbeard's gonna murder you?
Oh, now there's an idea. I haven't done that yet. Haven't died yet, have I? Maybe we should try that.
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Oh, now there's an idea. I haven't done that yet. Haven't died yet, have I? Maybe we should try that.
Maybe Captain's trying a new kinda slow pirating.
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Maybe Captain's trying a new kinda slow pirating.
Do these outfits maybe seem like an error in judgement?
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Do these outfits maybe seem like an error in judgement?