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Lookit that. You wear fine things well.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Lookit that. You wear fine things well.
Besides she's got like twenty husbands. Well. Nineteen now.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Besides she's got like twenty husbands. Well. Nineteen now.
I have a wax nose and a fake beard so that'll kinda be like torture.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I have a wax nose and a fake beard so that'll kinda be like torture.
Don't you want your sammie?
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Don't you want your sammie?
Wanna wager I can name a thousand different sea creatures? Starfish! Sea bass! Wild Alaskan Salmon! Puffer fish! Spiney Fish! Pomatomus saltatrix, which is Latin for Blue Fish. You got your Tiger Fish, Dog Fish. All kinds of Jelly Fish— don't wanna get stang by one of them. Send you into a tunnel
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wanna wager I can name a thousand different sea creatures? Starfish! Sea bass! Wild Alaskan Salmon! Puffer fish! Spiney Fish! Pomatomus saltatrix, which is Latin for Blue Fish. You got your Tiger Fish, Dog Fish. All kinds of Jelly Fish— don't wanna get stang by one of them. Send you into a tunnel
Never! Disaster!
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Never! Disaster!
So what's going on between you two? You buggering each other or what?
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So what's going on between you two? You buggering each other or what?
Don't kill one another you guys!
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Don't kill one another you guys!
But I think the scariest thing I've ever see would probably be... the Kraken.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
But I think the scariest thing I've ever see would probably be... the Kraken.
Fucking love the beard, mate.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Fucking love the beard, mate.
Hi! I knoooow, it's been a d a y.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hi! I knoooow, it's been a d a y.
Row, Baby Bonnet, row!
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Row, Baby Bonnet, row!
If we can light him on fire, I'm in.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If we can light him on fire, I'm in.
Good luck with your fishing!
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Good luck with your fishing!
But you're Blackbeard! You can't be Blackbeard without your... black beard.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
But you're Blackbeard! You can't be Blackbeard without your... black beard.
Well, now mister Hands, I reckon he's rendered your sword inoperable. By dueling traditions that means— ❦ STEDE WINS!
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Well, now mister Hands, I reckon he's rendered your sword inoperable. By dueling traditions that means— ❦ STEDE WINS!
La vida es dolor.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
La vida es dolor.
And then they laughed at me. No one laughs at me.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
And then they laughed at me. No one laughs at me.
Good for you. ❦ It w a s good for me.
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Good for you. ❦ It w a s good for me.
The seas would be a happier place if we could just talk it through.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The seas would be a happier place if we could just talk it through.
You're a killer, bro. You're a fucking killer. So kill!
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
You're a killer, bro. You're a fucking killer. So kill!
Actually, I do want to be called Edward from now on.
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Actually, I do want to be called Edward from now on.
And how does one win this interaction?
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And how does one win this interaction?
I actually thought you'd be dead by now. ❦ I did too! Life is funny.
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I actually thought you'd be dead by now. ❦ I did too! Life is funny.
Um, maybe we do our own things today?
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Um, maybe we do our own things today?