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So listen, I thought I was gonna lose you. ❦ Well, you nearly did cause I had a really bad infection.
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 AM
So listen, I thought I was gonna lose you. ❦ Well, you nearly did cause I had a really bad infection.
A donkey? A fucking donkey?? A FUCKING DONKEY? DO YOU KNOW WHERE I'M FROM? YOU KNOW FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT ME, MATE. I'VE GOT MORE RICHES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A FUCKING STICK AT.
January 18, 2026 at 7:20 AM
A donkey? A fucking donkey?? A FUCKING DONKEY? DO YOU KNOW WHERE I'M FROM? YOU KNOW FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT ME, MATE. I'VE GOT MORE RICHES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A FUCKING STICK AT.
Did everyone get cake?
January 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Did everyone get cake?
Well, rule of law wise, I’d say that settles it.
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Well, rule of law wise, I’d say that settles it.
Everyone one knows why. Your feelings for Stede Fucking B-
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Everyone one knows why. Your feelings for Stede Fucking B-
This. This is Blackbeard. Not some namby-pamby in a silk gown p i n i n g for his boyfriend.
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
This. This is Blackbeard. Not some namby-pamby in a silk gown p i n i n g for his boyfriend.
I'm gonna shoot you straight, man. When you first came in I didn't think you had balls. At all. When I saw how you handled yourself with Jackie, I was like, oh man! He's got balls! For DAYS!
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I'm gonna shoot you straight, man. When you first came in I didn't think you had balls. At all. When I saw how you handled yourself with Jackie, I was like, oh man! He's got balls! For DAYS!
Ooo, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie! Layin' some heavy shit on me, bro..
January 17, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Ooo, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie! Layin' some heavy shit on me, bro..
There's a lot of fees.
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
There's a lot of fees.
Do you think I can go back to being mute?
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Do you think I can go back to being mute?
Sorry sir, Blackbeard, sir. Just wondering if we're gonna be able to live or die?
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Sorry sir, Blackbeard, sir. Just wondering if we're gonna be able to live or die?
You are kind of intense. Like a l l of the time.
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
You are kind of intense. Like a l l of the time.
Warmth. Being warm. Good food. Intercourse... Orgasms. Gotta finish with the good shit.
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Warmth. Being warm. Good food. Intercourse... Orgasms. Gotta finish with the good shit.
Well, actually, I was planning on killing him myself.
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Well, actually, I was planning on killing him myself.
Well, they're welcome to have some rhino horn. Just ground up a fresh batch. FUCK. Want some?
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Well, they're welcome to have some rhino horn. Just ground up a fresh batch. FUCK. Want some?
Let me see. Now, relax a little, and you just gently tug.
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Let me see. Now, relax a little, and you just gently tug.
Oh, I'm kinda sorting them by weight.
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Oh, I'm kinda sorting them by weight.
Lookit that. You wear fine things well.
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Lookit that. You wear fine things well.
Sometimes I think I've heard you crying. By yourself.
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Sometimes I think I've heard you crying. By yourself.
Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.
Ohhhhh, a pirate's life sounds just right
Sounds quite nice I could say that twice.
Sounds quite nice, we wont live long foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Smash and gouge and stab and poke and choke you out, that's a pirate's life
Pirate's life, short but nice
foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Sounds quite nice I could say that twice.
Sounds quite nice, we wont live long foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Smash and gouge and stab and poke and choke you out, that's a pirate's life
Pirate's life, short but nice
foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Ohhhhh, a pirate's life sounds just right
Sounds quite nice I could say that twice.
Sounds quite nice, we wont live long foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Smash and gouge and stab and poke and choke you out, that's a pirate's life
Pirate's life, short but nice
foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Sounds quite nice I could say that twice.
Sounds quite nice, we wont live long foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Smash and gouge and stab and poke and choke you out, that's a pirate's life
Pirate's life, short but nice
foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho
Not for nothing but that guy really is a dick, huh?
January 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Not for nothing but that guy really is a dick, huh?
My fangs. In case I have to chew through some poor fucker's throat. I'm getting too old for the hand-to-hand violence.
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
My fangs. In case I have to chew through some poor fucker's throat. I'm getting too old for the hand-to-hand violence.
Don't call me baby face! He's calling me baby face!
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Don't call me baby face! He's calling me baby face!
Spit it out you stuttering imbecile.
January 14, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Spit it out you stuttering imbecile.