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V, 39. She/her. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭

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December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm hoping our Christmas Eve buffet will be more aesthetically pleasing (and innovative), but today simply demanded CHEESE.
December 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ooh, he'll be delighted!
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"My uncle works at Nintendo..."
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You're a good mum. I think lizzie has a good idea here.
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Oh no! Take it easy.
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It's still sharp.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Thank you!
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
At least Real Hornigold wanted to expand citizens' rights and establish some form of egalitarianism in Nassau. This is going to be a straight up feudal hellscape.
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
He has kind of auburn hair in this film. He's a little gingersnap.
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I love Ralph from Amongst Barbarians. I'd really love him to get more roles like that, where he gets to do the full Agony.
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The only bean I will accept.
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM